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Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

I want to break shit. We are trying to give this game away. 

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Thank you Christian Jones for saving us from Sark 

Those of you watching on tv, was that really a false start? Didn't see through my binocs

Just now, Deej said:

Fuck this team. 

I’m saving this. You are a pussy ass bitch. 

Jones was only trying to get us 3 more points. At least, that's the lame story he should tell. 

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We have regressed so much on the OLine since week 2. So many false starts 

Edited by perfectchaos007

That was basically nothing. They just called it because the TCU fucks were pointing. No way these refs saw any movement there. 

1 minute ago, DanTheHorn said:

CJ just did us a favor on 4th down. Thank you

Yup.  We were not gonna get the yard

The analytics show that sark is a dumbass

3000 yards to 70 yards.  7 point lead. 
 

Texas football 

Just now, Nueces River Rat said:

That was a weak call

But the opponent jumped up and down and pointed at us, so it absolutely has to be called!!1

This has to be mental at this point. There is no other explanation.

I love how the announces bring up how the analytics says go for it, so dipshit does and Jones sucks again. Abject failure against a 4-5 team. Sark will let everyone hang around cause he's just too nice to put teams away 

Christian Jones needs to jusr fuck off to the bench and get Cam Williams in. 

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1 minute ago, chemHORN said:

Jesus Christ.  Sark needs a red zone coordinator.  He can't get it done. 

What should he have done differently there?

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

That’s what I said too. 

I admire your internet points 

hook ‘em 

That FG brought to you by Worthy not feeling like turning right and going forward for a 1st down. FFS

I would love to see Sark attempt to justify this irrational belief he has in our interior offensive line.

Just now, chemHORN said:

Jesus Christ.  Sark needs a red zone coordinator.  He can't get it done. 

 

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Yes, we need false starts on all 4th down and short plays. We get the points. 

1 minute ago, ousux said:

Those of you watching on tv, was that really a false start? Didn't see through my binocs

Looked more like a fart than a flinch

 

Do you really want to see this team in the playoffs this year? Not sure they’re ready for that level of competition 

1 minute ago, ousux said:

Those of you watching on tv, was that really a false start? Didn't see through my binocs

Technically yes. Micro movement / flinch.

so far Worthy cost us 4 points by falling down after a catch, and then four more points by stepping out of bounds.  hmmm. 

It was the same drive.

Yall won't be jerking off to that field goal when we lose this game 27-24.

1 minute ago, ousux said:

Those of you watching on tv, was that really a false start? Didn't see through my binocs

it was an infantisimle movement. 

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Run blocking was substantially better with Cam Williams. Get him in the game. 

He is good for 3-4 false starts a game so we are up now. So far.

Not going to lie, I’m glad we were forced to kick a field goal. We wouldn’t have picked up the first. 

Just now, Dilligas said:

Do you really want to see this team in the playoffs this year? Not sure they’re ready for that level of competition 

I mean, yes of course. 

SARK , All Gas No FG’s 

Teams are attacking the fuck out of us in third and short yardage situations in the Red Zone, we have to start mixing in some Play Action there because it's not even a thought in their head that we will do anything but run. 

2 minutes ago, ousux said:

Those of you watching on tv, was that really a false start? Didn't see through my binocs

The slightest I’ve ever seen

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

We're Texas.

What starts here doesn't cover the spread.

2 minutes ago, ousux said:

Those of you watching on tv, was that really a false start? Didn't see through my binocs

the defense said it was, that's all it takes now

Just now, US183 said:

Yes, we need false starts on all 4th down and short plays. We get the points. 

Maybe he did it on purpose to force Sark to take the points for once.  Lol

Just now, Dilligas said:

Do you really want to see this team in the playoffs this year? Not sure they’re ready for that level of competition 

I just want to win the big 12 as a fuck you out the door.. playoffs will be extra 

Just now, Dilligas said:

Do you really want to see this team in the playoffs this year? Not sure they’re ready for that level of competition 

No.  Oregon or Michigan or Ohio State would wipe the floor with us.  Alabama again would too.

Just now, Dilligas said:

Do you really want to see this team in the playoffs this year? Not sure they’re ready for that level of competition 

I want us to win the fucking conference for the first time in 14 fucking years. 

Just now, Dilligas said:

Do you really want to see this team in the playoffs this year? Not sure they’re ready for that level of competition 

I think they play to the level of their competition. I don’t think they win it all but they won’t embarrass themselves.

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