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Just now, ITHorn said:

Run the score up Sark please. Burn the fucking place down on the way out. 

And salt the field on our way out.

Real talk: why would Rig 12 try to fuck us this game? TCU isn’t making the Big12 CG. I bet they fuck us against ISU.

You fuckers wipe the sand out of your collective vagina and change your tampon?

1 minute ago, Dilligas said:

Feel this game is similar to BYU, don’t think Frogs have capability to come back.

I hope you're right, man. But we've seen the 3rd quarter go this season and it's not pretty 

This might be sacrilege, but is Brooks better than Bijan? 

I think a case could be made.

Just now, pearlandhorn said:

You fuckers wipe the sand out of your collective vagina and change your tampon?

Is douching still a thing?

2 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Do not start playing 2nd stringers on D in the 2nd half. 

Go for the fucking kill. 

Este 

Just now, pearlandhorn said:

You fuckers wipe the sand out of your collective vagina and change your tampon?

Soaked the tampon in whiskey and put it back in

Just now, USNALonghorn said:

Real talk: why would Rig 12 try to fuck us this game? TCU isn’t making the Big12 CG. I bet they fuck us against ISU.

Or Tech, which is my nightmare 

Butterteeth just fell behind in a rivalry game.

I know Sark loves to stay almost exactly 50/50 run/pass but sometimes I wish we would just run the ball until they prove they can stop it

Ewers heading in early to drop a deuce. 

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Now come back out and do the same thing to these posers! Fuck em! 

I love my wife.  But if something happens to her that’s bordering on wife material. 

1 minute ago, Ghost of Shag said:

There may be a fight in the second half.

We'll win that, too.

Just now, DixonHur said:

This might be sacrilege, but is Brooks better than Bijan? 

I think a case could be made.

The team around Brooks is better and that helps a lot.  

Just now, DixonHur said:

This might be sacrilege, but is Brooks better than Bijan? 

I think a case could be made.

No

Just now, chainsaw said:

Butterteeth just fell behind in a rivalry game.

Oranges in short supply in Chapel Hill?

The announcer just said explosive play 5 times in 30 seconds. The fuck? Glitch in the ABC matrix? 

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Yes, dipshit, he clearly knew what he had in Brooks. He's actually seen him play up close. Jesus Christ these moron announcers 

We always get disinterested announcers that are mad they have to do a Texas game, with the northerner Hate-Texas mentality..... it shows in their shitty attempt at announcing. 

Just now, USNALonghorn said:

Real talk: why would Rig 12 try to fuck us this game? TCU isn’t making the Big12 CG. I bet they fuck us against ISU.

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1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

This might be sacrilege, but is Brooks better than Bijan? 

I think a case could be made.

No.

Just stop.

Just now, DixonHur said:

This might be sacrilege, but is Brooks better than Bijan? 

I think a case could be made.

No lol. He's great in his own right, however. But no, he's not as great as Bijan. Bijan is a generational type player, but Brooks is fucking great, too. 

Ewers ran in early, so we’ll probably see Malik start in second half?

1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

Butterteeth just fell behind in a rivalry game.

the other team's kids deserve to have fun too

1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

Butterteeth just fell behind in a rivalry game.

Time to break out the orange slices! 

1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

This might be sacrilege, but is Brooks better than Bijan? 

I think a case could be made.

Was thinking the same

2 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

This might be sacrilege, but is Brooks better than Bijan? 

I think a case could be made.

No. 

2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

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3 minutes ago, JGrayDBU said:
  • I have a new job for you Sark!!!

1. rest Brooks in the 2nd half

2. play some new offensive linemen!

Dude...it's barely been 7 days....

Just now, LonghornSean said:

26-6

 

We led 27-7 last week too.  😬 

That was with Murphy throwing candy around

3 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

There may be a fight in the second half.

Be the first fight TCU showed all game.

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