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1 minute ago, LonghornSean said:

26-6

 

We led 27-7 last week too.  😬 

We don’t have a QB going full regard anymore. Relax. 

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1 minute ago, burntorangebongos said:

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1 minute ago, burntorangebongos said:

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Where did you get a picture of me?

1 minute ago, MillerEP said:

Ewers ran in early, so we’ll probably see Malik start in second half?

Ewers just going in early to get some extra attention/treatment.  He was throwing up hook ems and shit.  

8 minutes ago, Richter said:

TCU is making some late hits on Worthy

They’re a dirty team coached by a douchebag

Just now, BachelorTrek said:

We always get disinterested announcers that are mad they have to do a Texas game, with the northerner Hate-Texas mentality..... it shows in their shitty attempt at announcing. 

Or they get obviously happy when the other team potentially does something good they get their high pitch voice like a 12 year old girl who has her crush get looked at by the creepy 22 year old who hangs around her junior high 

1 minute ago, burntorangebongos said:

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He’s hot (and probably gay) but I mean I would.

TCU taking more cheap shots than any other team by far.  Dykes is smiling about it on the sideline. 

This might be sacrilege, but is Brooks better than Bijan? 
I think a case could be made.
Uhh..you serious? Brooks is a great RB no doubt, but Bijan was a once every decade+ talent. Not really a comparison based on running styles, but both are very good at finding extra yards that aren't there for average RB's.

Ewers has really improved in every area since last year.

9 minutes ago, Richter said:

TCU is making some late hits on Worthy

They can't cover him legally, so they are trying to knock him out.

3 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Butterteeth just fell behind in a rivalry game.

This makes me moist. I still hate that motherfucker after what he did on his way out 

2 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

This might be sacrilege, but is Brooks better than Bijan? 

I think a case could be made.

All I know is.... this fella needs a fat raise

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Ewers ran in early, so we’ll probably see Malik start in second half?

I'll break something

For all the expert refs in this thread how was that not targeting by Savion Williams? Can't there still be targeting from a WR? It looked like he went high and helmet first. 

Just imagine this TCU offense without Williams right now. 

Horns owner the 1st half. Let the domination continue. All gas, run up the score, no brakes.

4 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

This might be sacrilege, but is Brooks better than Bijan? 

I think a case could be made.

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Ewers probably just needs that shoulder looked at. Wonder if he has some kind of protective harness - if so, it's probably bugging the shit out of him. Halftime adjustment.

Brooks does not have Bijan's resume. I'm glad to have him, but let's tap the brakes.

This might be sacrilege, but is Brooks better than Bijan? 
I think a case could be made.

Bijan would be winning the Heisman on this team.
5 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I hope you're right, man. But we've seen the 3rd quarter go this season and it's not pretty 

26-6. They’ve got us right where they want us. 

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

Where did you get a picture of me?

And why did they shoop your head on mt likeness?

Let’s run it up and get Arch out there in the 4th

1 minute ago, ousux said:
5 minutes ago, DixonHur said:
This might be sacrilege, but is Brooks better than Bijan? 
I think a case could be made.

Uhh..you serious? Brooks is a great RB no doubt, but Bijan was a once every decade+ talent. Not really a comparison based on running styles, but both are very good at finding extra yards that aren't there for average RB's.

This.   Just sit back and enjoy the riches. 

Aww shit, the dreaded 20-point lead. Let's see how we handle success.

5 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

You fuckers wipe the sand out of your collective vagina and change your tampon?

that won't happen unless we're up 50 with 20 seconds left, and maybe not even then.

This might be sacrilege, but is Brooks better than Bijan? 
I think a case could be made.

No but I think Robinson or Blue may be better than Baxter

Brooks isn't Bijan yet he might still be the best RB in the country. We would not be where we are this year unless Brooks was much better than advertised. 

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Ewers probably just needs that shoulder looked at. Wonder if he has some kind of protective harness - if so, it's probably bugging the shit out of him. Halftime adjustment.

Nothing a shot of Novocain can't fix. 

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Ewers just going in early to get some extra attention/treatment.  He was throwing up hook ems and shit.  

Probably get a shot of Toradol I'd imagine 

6 minutes ago, Lou Loomis said:


My buddy just asked if Greg Davis died this week and these playcalls were tributes

They'll bury him a little shy of six feet deep. 

None of the undefeateds are helping us out but who cares. 

1 minute ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

Horns owner the 1st half. Let the domination continue. All gas, run up the score, no brakes.

Time to PUNISH THEM!!

2 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Be the first fight TCU showed all game.

We got this.

 

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Drinking this tonight because I was anticipating needing a nice mind haze. But damn if Sark didn't come out and call a great first half, ran the fucking ball against the 2 or 3 deep looks, and manage the end of the half properly. It's like Quinn being limited is saving Sark from himself. 

3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

TCU taking more cheap shots than any other team by far.  Dykes is smiling about it on the sideline. 

Cockroaches are dirty disgusting creatures 

1 minute ago, Brothahorn said:

Aww shit, the dreaded 20-point lead. Let's see how we handle success.

They got us where they want us....

Cringiest shit I’ve ever seen is this Michigan pussy fake crying and cursing 

All right, I caught up. Thoughts thus far:

  • Ewers ain't 100%
  • JT Sanders is a motherfuckin cheat code
  • Our DL is awesome
  • I like that TCU's defense was on the field most of that half
  • ou sucks

Roach saw last week film. They are scurrying around the floor giggling they have us right where they want us 

Texas defense needs a big stand coming out of the break. Game over if they hold 

7 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

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Wrinkly forehead. Wnb 

7 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Ewers ran in early, so we’ll probably see Malik start in second half?

 

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8 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

This might be sacrilege, but is Brooks better than Bijan? 

I think a case could be made.

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1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Cringiest shit I’ve ever seen is this Michigan pussy fake crying and cursing 

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1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

All right, I caught up. Thoughts thus far:

  • Ewers ain't 100%
  • JT Sanders is a motherfuckin cheat code
  • Our DL is awesome
  • I like that TCU's defense was on the field most of that half
  • ou sucks

I say it every week: we don't get him the ball nearly enough.

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

Ewers ain't 100%

And still light years better than Malik.

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