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7 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

TCU gonna start doubling Worthy. Time for Mitchell and Sanders to go off in the 2nd half. 

Need to get the run game going. Not looking for Quinn to throw 40 passes. 

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Sitting on lead is cool and all, but I’d love to see Sark step on gas and turn this into a skull fucking. 

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Jonathon Brooks has 18 touches for 141 yards and 2 scores.

Might be a good idea to get him 10+ more touches...

The big thing is Ewers is getting all day in the pocket. There's no harm to giving Brooks 5 to 6 dump downs this half if nothing is open. 

2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

So... been playing with the AI image generator...

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8 minutes ago, Deej said:

And still light years better than Malik.

Maalik won us 2 games when we needed him to.  That’s a lot more than you or I contributed to our current record.  

Just now, C-Man said:

I’ll say it. I think Bama is gonna beat Georgia.

Right now ESPN has Bama with a higher probability to make the playoff than us.  

6 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Some of y'all would bitch about being hung with a new rope.  Ladies room is down the hall.

 

Well, yeah. If it's new it hasn't been broken in yet. 

3 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Need to get the run game going. Not looking for Quinn to throw 40 passes. 

See I disagree. Ewers has all day in the pocket. 

Our best run game might just be dumping it down to Brooks. 

1 minute ago, BurgleBro said:

D Line is leaning on them, we're winning TOP.

 

Only way we lose this game is turnovers and/or secondary secondarying

Everyone better buckle up then....

2 minutes ago, NoName said:

Why is TCU grilling up some crispy dicks on that smoker?

Kendall Briles wanted a snack at halftime?

4 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Completely black and burnt sausages.  Good job TCU frat fucks.  

NTTIAWT

I just want the TCU QB to be sacked about once every possession.  I think that is enough.  That alone should almost guarantee no more than 2 TDs for TCU. 

3 minutes ago, NoName said:

Why is TCU grilling up some crispy dicks on that smoker?

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Hopefully he kept the fire extinguisher wrapped in the foil. 

Right now ESPN has Bama with a higher probability to make the playoff than us.  
ESPN can get fucked and go bankrupt for all I care

Hope Blue gets some carries or touches in the second half.  Was good to see him get in for a series. 

Look, I get drinking while barbecuing.

But shit, homie, if you get so drunk you burn all the BBQ, then it's time to get a designated barbecuer.

10 minutes ago, Deej said:

And still light years better than Malik.

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2 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

D Line is leaning on them, we're winning TOP.

 

Only way we lose this game is turnovers and/or secondary secondarying

If this is the secondary secondarying 

 

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4 minutes ago, NoName said:

Why is TCU grilling up some crispy dicks on that smoker?

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Once you go black….

Just now, orangebird said:

Look, I get drinking while barbecuing.

But shit, homie, if you get so drunk you burn all the BBQ, then it's time to get a designated barbecuer.

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After brooks gets 200 yards. I’d like to see Blue get some play 

Just now, orangebird said:

Look, I get drinking while barbecuing.

But shit, homie, if you get so drunk you burn all the BBQ, then it's time to get a designated barbecuer.

Guilty….

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

See I disagree. Ewers has all day in the pocket. 

Our best run game might just be dumping it down to Brooks. 

I am more focused on getting Quinn out of this game healthy. It only takes 1 hit. I would just like to see the OL take a step and control this game, that would be best for all 

8 minutes ago, Cajun said:

It is very disorienting.

Right?  I don't even need for the calls to favor TX.  Just be even.

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13 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Drinking this tonight because I was anticipating needing a nice mind haze. But damn if Sark didn't come out and call a great first half, ran the fucking ball against the 2 or 3 deep looks, and manage the end of the half properly. It's like Quinn being limited is saving Sark from himself. 

The Oline guy flinching saved Sark from himself when we took the points instead of trying for the 1 yard gain. Shiiiiit.

2 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

Right now ESPN has Bama with a higher probability to make the playoff than us.  

Fuck ESPN 

1 minute ago, orangebird said:

Look, I get drinking while barbecuing.

But shit, homie, if you get so drunk you burn all the BBQ, then it's time to get a designated barbecuer.

If they were BBQ they would not burn anything, these douches are grilling

3 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

Right now ESPN has Bama with a higher probability to make the playoff than us.  

That doesn’t make any sense. Bama is projected to play Georgia. That is a coin flip at best 

3 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Even halftime is loooong

ABC getting years worth of commercials in one game

I am beginning to think the refs are told to make bad calls, so they can review it for 5 minutes.

11 minutes ago, FartingMonk said:

sneezy should start

More touches for DJ Monroe!!!!!!!1

 

7 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

 

 

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Even the kid in the back is like: “Those things are beyond done! What the fuck!?!? Am I taking crazy pills!”

Let's see what adjustment that bitchtit Dykes made.

3 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Maalik won us 2 games when we needed him to.  That’s a lot more than you or I contributed to our current record.  

Thanks, Mrs. Murphy. 

4 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Maalik won us 2 games when we needed him to.  That’s a lot more than you or I contributed to our current record.  


I pay my support. Thanks. 

I missed it, why did we go for 2? 
I was driving home when we scored 2 td’s.

Wtf did I just see that slot was completely ignored pre snap

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