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    With all of the concern about not being able to close out games (which I agree with), at least one thing is true: Our youngest players like Baxter, Hill, Manning, etc...all they know about Texas is th

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Sark is clueless. He can't fix it because he doesn't know how. Same shit different week. We don't deserve to sniff the playoff. We have no argument other than the bama game. 

He's an OC.  It is comical that we refuse to throw over the middle and our opponents do it all the fucking time.  we are such scared pussies and it's why teams push it up our ass after halftime every game.

6 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

This team would get beat by 30+ by any team ahead of us in the polls.  

Only after we’re up 2 scores

Conference championship and a bowl win is a realistic goal, but Texas is not a CFP team this year 

1 minute ago, Paul Wesley said:

Announcers have abandoned all pretense of being impartial

texas upset brings in a shitload of eyeballs

Sark saying "lesson learned".

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And that's a win. Some aching vaginas in this thread.

1 minute ago, Richter said:

I’m hoping for a big 12 championship.  This team doesn’t look good enough for the playoffs to me

We’ll drop a spot or 2 on Tuesday 

Sark … “lesson learned.”

Really?  Same second half bullshit week after week.  Who’s teaching and who’s learning?

Can Sark coach the first half and maybe Mack Brown coach the second half? I’m sick of this shit. Love the win, but why do we let every scrub team back into the game? Fuck man.

What makes this teams so infuriating is that when everyone is healthy and on the field, we are unstoppable, but when anyone goes out we fucking suck.

 

We just dont have the real depth we need yet to do what the Bamas and GAs do. Our starters fuck, but once we sub... holy shit hold onto your buts

3 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

Sark is coaching his team out of playoff contention with the log jam of 1 loss teams.  He is trying to give the committee a reason to jump Alabama over us

It’s a done deal. 

Just now, Huckleberry said:

"Lesson learned"

How many times do you need to learn it, coach? He will do the exact same thing with a big lead next time he has one. 

Yep. The only real difference between this team and 2022 is now we win these games.

Progress I guess.

This team is going to give me a heart attack. Keep foot on the gas you dick. 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Can we not disparage every WR we have in favor of QBs we have? Jesus.

He has a solid point though. The guy was loafing it for quite awhile. Not sure why. Maybe X was getting the ball too much for his liking.

2 minutes ago, Richter said:

I’m hoping for a big 12 championship.  This team doesn’t look good enough for the playoffs to me

There's no chance. 

Sark is coaching his team out of playoff contention with the log jam of 1 loss teams.  He is trying to give the committee a reason to jump Alabama over us

Alabama has to be fucking kicking themseves for losing to this team.

Should have just gotten down by more
3 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

God what an awesome throw by Quinn! No one else could make that

Yeah, the NFL's gotta be salivating over him. #1 pick for sure.

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Another fucking ugly win. But as I've said many times, win every game ugly and you are national champions. 

Better to go ugly late than ugly early, it ain’t Wednesday.

Great to get the W.  Beyond lucky.
 

Sark is a moron and a pussy.

Sark: “We had a chance to put them away, but we didn’t.  Lesson learned.”

Bull Fucking Shit!

4 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

That’s a lollipop play. 

It’s a win so the whole team gets lollipops

3 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Can we have a single game without having a near heart attack por favor?

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Just now, dcar00 said:

He's an OC.  It is comical that we refuse to throw over the middle and our opponents do it all the fucking time.  we are such scared pussies and it's why teams push it up our ass after halftime every game.

He's a born loser who doesn't learn 

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Texas going to drop below Bama.

It doesn’t matter.

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9-1 haha! Fuck you pussies who are mad, we were just 5-7 and losing to Kansas a couple years ago. Enjoy the wins, eternal scoreboard on those cockroaches. A win is a win. 

I’m hoping for a big 12 championship.  This team doesn’t look good enough for the playoffs to me
Know how I know you haven't watched much football beyond Texas games this year? We can't keep letting teams back in the game, but we totally aren't outclassed by anyone I've seen this year talent-wise.
3 minutes ago, Richter said:

Let’s make it look as tough as possible sark

Sark in the interview says lesson learned. I guess Houston and K State was not enough. What Sark third time is the charm for lesson learned?

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Texas going to drop below Bama.

y'all keep fucking that chicken

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