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Every win always feels like I just finished shitting a pile of rocks.

 

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    With all of the concern about not being able to close out games (which I agree with), at least one thing is true: Our youngest players like Baxter, Hill, Manning, etc...all they know about Texas is th

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Getting up by 20 and holding on to win, looks like a winning formula for the 9-1 Horns. Ugly but a road  W to keep the Horns in the chase for everything 🤘

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Texas going to drop below Bama.

We actually should

2 minutes ago, Richter said:

I’m hoping for a big 12 championship.  This team doesn’t look good enough for the playoffs to me

Playoffs? You kidding me?

Let's just beat Iowa State.

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Yeah, and he was a highly rated prospect, dumbfuck. He should have shown something at this point, you blind pussy

Very true, true freshman never come in in their first season and struggle with the speed and have a hard time seeing lanes and pass blocking. You are very dumb, for real

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Texas going to drop below Bama.

Frankly they should this was a pathetic effort

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Texas going to drop below Bama.

They should. We would get steamrolled by them right now.

It's just gotten comical at this point. But whatever. 9-1. Can't complain too much after the decade we've had. 

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I wish someone would punch that fucking smile off his face. Just backhand him for being as stupid as he is. 

Who do you suggest does this exactly? 

Just now, DFW Horn said:

What an embarrassing win

Lulz. What an embarrassing post. Would you rather lose to tcu the right way? 

1 minute ago, Whitewater Horn said:

Conference championship and a bowl win is a realistic goal, but Texas is not a CFP team this year 

Good news is we play up to teams. Bad news is we play down to them too, and we have 2 bad, bad teams coming up 

Fuck my

life.  I hate this shit.  Not a CFP team.  

331 yards in first half, only 151 the second. We suck at holding leads

7 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

This team would get beat by 30+ by any team ahead of us in the polls.  

But it’s a conspiracy if 4 undefeated conference champions get in instead of us according to this board.

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Texas going to drop below Bama.

Hard to argue it considering our recent play

I wanted 30 points. I also wanted to win by 30. Oh, well. Still feels way better than a loss. 

It's been a couple months since I thought we might be a worthy CFP team, so the fact we're not isn't a shock. I just want us to start putting these inferior teams away. Most of that is on the staff. 

1 minute ago, DanTheHorn said:

Sark in the interview says lesson learned. I guess Houston and K State was not enough. What Sark third time is the charm for lesson learned?

that was hilarious.  he hasn't learned shit about being a HC.

Sark apologists will never learn.  Pride is a terrible thing.

The guy fucking sucks at managing a game.  I mean he was known for this at Wash and SC and we still thought ..."This time he'll get it right"

Just an stupid coaching hire.

6 minutes ago, Richter said:

I’m hoping for a big 12 championship.  This team doesn’t look good enough for the playoffs to me

You just want to get there. 

TCU looked much worse than we did at times last year and were in a ton of 1 score games. Then beat Michigan in the semis. There is no dominant team this year. 

Just now, The Original Greaser Bob said:

9-1 you bitchasses.

I love this bullshit. Fuck this win . Yea, its a win but fuck if it wasn't a cluster fuck. Clutch your hope and wish we win a championship with this crap play And coaching. 

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Texas going to drop below Bama.

And really should, Bama has been much more dominant

Sark likes to run out the last 30:00 of the clock.

4 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Never been so infuriated by a 9-1 team.

Can't wait to watch Iowa State come back from being down 37-3.

We aren’t scoring 37 lol 

3 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I don’t even know what to think about this team. One thing is clear, they are not scary good.

But they are good at scaring.

1 minute ago, WBT said:

y'all keep fucking that chicken

Oregon gonna lose tonight.

46 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Ok, now?

Still a dumb call, just not as dumb 😂

The skepticism with Sark is understandable and deserved 

2 minutes ago, NashLonghorn said:

We actually should

No we shouldnt. We beat them head to head on the road. GTFO with that nonsense. 

Baxter is in no way better than Blue. Don’t give a shit about his star ranking. Let him hit the portal if we’re worried about playing the better player. 

5 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I don’t even know what to think about this team. One thing is clear, they are not scary good.

They never have been.

That was some crack smokin shit.  We have a great DL.  And we had Brooks. That's about it.  

But, Texas teams of the last 5-10 years lose that one, and last week, and the week before that.

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3 minutes ago, GabrielsHorn said:

Sark is great at getting the assistants and the talents, but he absolutely is not the coach that can take us to the next level. He’s unbelievably bad at putting away games. 

You act as though our biggest rival just put a game away tonight at the same time that UT was playing.....

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Thank you God and Baby Jesus.  Not trying to be a male Karen, but can Baxter plz break a tackle for once?  He goes down at first contact every, effing, time.

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Who do you suggest does this exactly? 

Rocky III-era Mr. T would be perfect.

Already see a night game in Ames, Iowa is scaring some people to death.

Bye bye El sha

5 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

NINE AND FUCKING ONE

*barely

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He’s pissed and I don’t know what was going on tonite but something is very wrong/off

Every team in the top 10 would boat race the fuck out of this team.

Bama would destroy Texas today.

Zero doubt.
This team is a pretender. The only question is WHEN they get humiliated, not if.
2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

They should. We would get steamrolled by them right now.

Yup

Does Sark just hand out popsicles and handjobs at halftime??
 
Seriously. WTF??

Maybe he has them eat pizza and take quaaludes
Just now, vandergriff said:

Bama would destroy Texas today.

No they wouldnt. We handed them their asses in their house at night. GTFO troll boy. 

3 minutes ago, vandergriff said:

Bama would destroy Texas today.

Obvious aggy troll is obvious. Enjoy your 4 loss team. 

"Lesson learned"
How many times do you need to learn it, coach? He will do the exact same thing with a big lead next time he has one. 

It’s the team’s identity at this point. The thing they have done best and most consistently over his three year tenure.
1 minute ago, vandergriff said:

Sark apologists will never learn.  Pride is a terrible thing.

The guy fucking sucks at managing a game.  I mean he was known for this at Wash and SC and we still thought ..."This time he'll get it right"

Just an stupid coaching hire.

Imagine being 9-1 and writing a post like this.

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