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5 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

"Lesson learned"

How many times do you need to learn it, coach? He will do the exact same thing with a big lead next time he has one. 

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That Christian Jones false start in the first half probably won us the game. It forced Sark to take the fucking FG. Won by 3.

Sark is becoming an escape artist.  Every week we watch this team build a lead and then watch it deteriorate with penalties and outright no fucks to give.  Thankfully, this didn't go OT to yet another shitty team.  Next week it's a night game at ISU.   Fingers crossed Texas survives the expected second half melt down.  

1 minute ago, vandergriff said:

Bama would destroy Texas today.

aggy as a motherfucker

Actually we don’t need to worry about the playoffs so let’s just concentrate on winning the Big 12 title on our way out the door

1 minute ago, nineliveslost said:

I love this bullshit. Fuck this win . Yea, its a win but fuck if it wasn't a cluster fuck. Clutch your hope and wish we win a championship with this crap play And coaching. 

Yeah sure.  I'm the standout pearlclutcher in this titty-baby thread.

Ewers threw floaters all night.  Not looking good 

I bet the wildcat works every time in Ames.

Not sure if I should slam some tacos or go take my big dawgs for an hour long drunk walk through my neighborhood.

I'll do the walk and then tacos.
After UFC.
Or now.
Fuck.

 

Why does this fucking team go into a shell in the third and limp their way through the fourth.   Play the way you did to build the fucking lead.   This conservative shit has to go. Play like you want to fucking win. 

Just now, WinningIsHard said:

9-1 haha! Fuck you pussies who are mad, we were just 5-7 and losing to Kansas a couple years ago. Enjoy the wins, eternal scoreboard on those cockroaches. A win is a win. 

Go have a snickers, I want to enjoy a win while the game is still happening. Also eternal score board is more fun when you blow them out.

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Every team in the top 10 would boat race the fuck out of this team.

We beat one of them and we’d piss in Penn States mouth. But yea everyone else.

At this point fuck the CFP, win these next three games however the fuck you have to win them and if somehow the B12 Champ is against OSU enjoy the fact that we have scoreboard on EVERY single 2024 Big 12 team except Cincinnati (because we have never played them)

Just now, EuroHorn said:

Ewers threw floaters all night.  Not looking good 

C'mon, man

5 minutes ago, Paul Wesley said:

Announcers have abandoned all pretense of being impartial

Not a surprise, Dusty Dvoracek is a fucking Sooner.  He'd root for Nazi Germany if they were playing against the Longhorns.

I had the TV on mute for much of the game, much more pleasant viewing experience...aside from Texas shitting the bed in the second half.

3 points:

1.  FUCK

2. we’ve lost more of these games in the last 10 years than I want to count. We’ve won quite a few this year. As maddening as that is, it is an improvement. Ugh. 

3. watching the post game handshakes between Texas and TCU players I can say I’m really looking forward to being in a conference where the opponents aren’t playing home town kids we didn’t recruit. The chip on the shoulder thing is real and I’m ready to be done with it.

Just now, EuroHorn said:

Ewers threw floaters all night.  Not looking good 

It's almost as if he has been out a few games, and we've had a rookie playing those games.

Weird.

Just now, ATXbronco said:

Not sure if I should slam some tacos or go take my big dawgs for an hour long drunk walk through my neighborhood.

I'll do the walk and then tacos.
After UFC.
Or now.
Fuck.

 

My dogs are scared right now…..

2 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

Ewers threw floaters all night.  Not looking good 

22/33 for 300+ in a first start since his injury....solid come back game and he made some big throws as well. Yes he missed some but he did make plays.

3 minutes ago, Hondo said:

Huh?  We have to win 3 more and hope the rest works out.

If blOU loses and we win against ISU, we’re in

14 minutes ago, Slowinthehead said:

Very true, true freshman never come in in their first season and struggle with the speed and have a hard time seeing lanes and pass blocking. You are very dumb, for real

Wow. And to think he was the starter at the beginning of the season for the first 3 games, so I wonder what would make Sark do that over Brooks? Good call, Slingblade. It literally took him getting hurt for the light bulb to come on for Sark to start the better back. You'll know him by the name Jonathon Brooks. But sure, gets the nod as the first true freshman to start for Texas since Ricky Williams, but I guess starters just need learning curves in 10 games. 

 

It's nice to know you're living up to your name 

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8 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

How many survive and learn games do we need before we learn?

Every game left...  🤘

2 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

You guess? 

Well what do I know? Just, you know, winning is like better than losing.

6 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

What makes this teams so infuriating is that when everyone is healthy and on the field, we are unstoppable, but when anyone goes out we fucking suck.

 

We just dont have the real depth we need yet to do what the Bamas and GAs do. Our starters fuck, but once we sub... holy shit hold onto your buts

A lack of depth isn’t calling shitty plays. 

Another win.  Great season record…am I the only one sick and tired of this kind of damn football. Shit!

1 minute ago, EuroHorn said:

Ewers threw floaters all night.  Not looking good 

66% and 300 yards as a shake the rust off game is pretty good. Sark should have stuck with him instead of listening to Surly and running the entire 3rd quarter.

Sark is just doing a Public Health Service by administering a massive scale cardiac stress test. 😆

4 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

It’s a done deal. 

I think it’s possible that

GA

Bama

Mich

Ohio State

will be the 4, in spite of playing each other (Bama beats GA in sec ch)


Alabama has to be fucking kicking themseves for losing to this team.

Should have just gotten down by more

The most anticlimactic end to this season is playing them again in the Sugar because UW or Oregon are in the CFP. And PK is fucking off in L.A. all the while with Riley.
Just now, LonghornSean said:

Still in good spot for Big 12. That’s what really matters that we have a realistic chance at. Forget about the playoffs

Like I said earlier this week, we shouldn’t even be thinking about that. The main goal is to make the big 12 championship and win it

1 minute ago, EuroHorn said:

Ewers threw floaters all night.  Not looking good 

Ewers completed 67% of his passes and threw for 317 yards and 9.6 yards per attempt coming back from an injury....he was the least of our problems.

Got damn. We can't play off tempo offense. You play how you practice. I doubt there is a day of practice where the offense takes every play to almost 0 on the play clock.
Sark's up tempo offense is part of what makes it good. You get the defense on their heals and they can't recover. Now, you give them time and they make adjustments.
If we have a big lead, make it bigger until the end.

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Already see a night game in Ames, Iowa is scaring some people to death.

They know half the teams that play on Saturday lose.

6 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Sark is clueless. He can't fix it because he doesn't know how. Same shit different week. We don't deserve to sniff the playoff. We have no argument other than the bama game. 

he's an OC just like Herman.  There is no one in his ear telling him to change something when he starts fucking up.  

His DC gets out adjusted almost every game.

Let’s go win 3 more!!!

And let the chips fall, fuck em all.

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1 minute ago, orangebird said:

Not a surprise, Dusty Dvoracek is a fucking Sooner.  He'd root for Nazi Germany if they were playing against the Longhorns.

I had the TV on mute for much of the game, much more pleasant viewing experience...aside from Texas shitting the bed in the second half.

Dusty has been very, very complimentary of Texas this entire year, even when other analysts weren’t. 

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4 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Playoffs? You kidding me?

Let's just beat Iowa State.

Is this possible without Brooks? Ewers is off and iffy on his throws, so what can we do to score in our present state? 

Why does this fucking team go into a shell in the third and limp their way through the fourth.   Play the way you did to build the fucking lead.   This conservative shit has to go. Play like you want to fucking win. 

Coaches get scared, and have us go away from what worked and move to prevent style defense. The run game was not great so we kept doing that. Quinn is still hurt. But he is more trustworthy hurt than Maalik.
3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Every team in the top 10 would boat race the fuck out of this team.

It’s like Texas is a 2023 version of 2022 TCU. 

4 minutes ago, vandergriff said:

Sark apologists will never learn.  Pride is a terrible thing.

The guy fucking sucks at managing a game.  I mean he was known for this at Wash and SC and we still thought ..."This time he'll get it right"

Just an stupid coaching hire.

Netter than the last two hires

4 minutes ago, vandergriff said:

Bama would destroy Texas today.

We pounded that ass.  Go fuck yourself bitch.

Just now, Longboard Horn said:

Honestly have no idea how we hung on to win. 

Which one?  Houston, Kansas St., or this one tonight?  

3 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

just-win-baby-al-davis.gif 

How much coke do you think he was on when he said that?  Look at is jaw.

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