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5 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


This is the year for hardware.

Yeah, we are losing the best DT tandem in football and a salty, proven linebacker behind them.  Nobody can consistently run between the tackles against 2023 Texas.  

Also losing our best player (by a lot) in the secondary, a ton of playmakers on offense, our best TE of the past 15+ years, probably our starting QB (and possibly the backup to the portal), etc., etc.  

We have a little window here to get a conference championship, and we're still alive for a top-shelf bowl and maybe even more.  

 

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“QuInN IsNt PeNiX”

Bitch Penix is a 23 year old 5th year senior and half of you didn’t know who he was until the bowl game last year. No fucking shit.

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10 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

  You guys are fucking regarded. Pretty clear QE isn't 100%. Sark seemed to want nothing to do with putting him in harm's way once we got up on them. I can appreciate that. He called his number in the end and QE delivered. On to the next. Quit fucking crying.

A healthy Ewers might  have scrambled for a first down or two tonight. Just one such conversion in the second half could have led to a more comfortable final margin. Hopefully next week Ewers is on a slightly longer leash and Brooks is close to 100%. 

1 minute ago, Slowinthehead said:

Once again, dumb fuck, go look at the carries and tell me who was the number one back. Who was in on the first play is irrelevant. I’ve been lurking long enough and know your posts, so no idea why I responded. Fuck you’re dumb.

I'm dumb? Wasn't it you who made the claim that they started a freshman over Brooks for 3 games to "get him experience". Only Ricky Williams has been the other frosh to start as a frosh, but I bet they only did that to get him experience. 

 

You should go back to lurking, you're too stupid to even attempt to make actual sense with your takes, aggy. 

Just now, Vertuzzi said:

Why does every cocksucking game have to be a 4 hour torture session? Why can’t we just handily beat teams, especially those with losing records? 

Because I touch myself at night….

10 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

This team is better.  Fine.  But the conference is down considerably.   They much is also true. This team is better than last year’s, but still can’t put bad teams away.  That is problematic 

The secondary being shitty for large stretches, particularly at safety, and the offensive line being absolute pussies on short yardage does not help at all. Add in Sark not knowing when to be aggressive, and this is what it’s going to be like from the rest of the way. 

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Jesus Christ. He’s asking if the set is like this the whole freaking time, like a construction site. Are y’all watching this? He’s pissed. 

I’m not being reactionary here, but I haven’t had fun watching a Texas football game since 49-0. It’s just pure stress and knowing that we’re fucking barely sliding by. 

11 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Baxter is too fucking slow. He won't be the starter next year.

Lol, ok

3 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Don’t look at what Washington had to do to beat Stanford and Arizona State a few weeks ago!

I don't think he's watched Washington recently. 

They've given up 33 to Stanford, 42 to USC, and 28 points to Utah in the last 3 weeks. Two of those teams don't even have a good offense. Washington's defense is really bad. 

12 minutes ago, Hondo said:

USC can get WRs open in space.

Oregon can get WRs open in space.

Washington can get WRs open in space.

LSU can get WRs open in space.

Everyone not named Texas can get WRs open in space.

 

Of course, they use all 3 thirds of the field and we only use the sideline to 5yds in.

And Ewers has reverted back to his poor footwork/throwing off his back foot garbage from last year.

He was clearly doing what he could to not get hit. We played it very safe because he’s hurt. 

Just now, brojangles2 said:

I’m not being reactionary here, but I haven’t had fun watching a Texas football game since 49-0. It’s just pure stress and knowing that we’re fucking barely sliding by. 

Did you see my earlier post:

wife:   You better not get drunk this game 

me:   Lol. 

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I'm dumb? Wasn't it you who made the claim that they started a freshman over Brooks for 3 games to "get him experience". Only Ricky Williams has been the other frosh to start as a frosh, but I bet they only did that to get him experience. 

 

You should go back to lurking, you're too stupid to even attempt to make actual sense with your takes, aggy. 

I’m using “starting” as in getting valuable experience against Rice and Wyoming. You appear to be using “starting” as if they’re the only back and getting all or a majority of the carries. Which wasn’t the case. So again, being in on the first snap is irrelevant 

2 minutes ago, brojangles2 said:

I’m not being reactionary here, but I haven’t had fun watching a Texas football game since 49-0. It’s just pure stress and knowing that we’re fucking barely sliding by. 

Bama and Baylor were fun. Thats it. 

2 minutes ago, Slowinthehead said:

Once again, dumb fuck, go look at the carries and tell me who was the number one back. Who was in on the first play is irrelevant. I’ve been lurking long enough and know your posts, so no idea why I responded. Fuck you’re dumb.

Have to say I’m confused why Blue hasn’t been the #2 back playing much more, seems like he has broken some decent runs in limited play. Wouldn’t be surprised to see him portal somewhere to get more playing time. And I don’t recall seeing K Rob tonight, what’s the point of having studs if you don’t exercise them

Just now, BabaYaga said:

Did you see my earlier post:

wife:   You better not get drunk this game 

me:   Lol. 

Lol indeed

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

He’s really upset. I’m not sure what’s going on. 

Maybe he got to see the clip of the TCU guys twisting Brooks leg after the tackle....

Just now, Nicole44 said:

He’s really upset. I’m not sure what’s going on. 

he should be upset at himself and the DC he hired that gets pantsed by baby Briles after halftime.

He's probably also seeing the thing go down the drain if Brooks is really hurt.

10 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

And to think, this staff started Baxter over Brooks to start the season

 

 

hoooooly shit. Indefensible

But according to @Slowinthehead it was to get him valuable experience. That's why he was started over Brooks. 

 

I'm not even kidding. 

4 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

Why does every cocksucking game have to be a 4 hour torture session? Why can’t we just handily beat teams, especially those with losing records? 

Sark is an edging fiend.

 

What a beating this thread is.  Our team won.  Let’s move on to next week. 

2 minutes ago, brojangles2 said:

I’m not being reactionary here, but I haven’t had fun watching a Texas football game since 49-0. It’s just pure stress and knowing that we’re fucking barely sliding by. 

We’ve won 3 big 12 games by 3 TDs and beat Bama by 10 at home. That’s on you man. 

Just now, Dilligas said:

Have to say I’m confused why Blue hasn’t been the #2 back playing much more, seems like he has broken some decent runs in limited play. Wouldn’t be surprised to see him portal somewhere to get more playing time. And I don’t recall seeing K Rob tonight, what’s the point of having studs if you don’t exercise them

Blue needs to see time at #2 and krob should be used like percy harvin

4 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


They are better coached than Texas, as was demonstrated a month ago

Cracking Up Lol GIF by HULU
 

I get you dislike sark but fuck off. Sweat,  broughton, Jones, worthy, brooks, ford…all signs that the coaching staff is pretty damn good. How did you not stop watching football after the Mack brown years? I bet you were a fucking total beating, cunt then. 

1 minute ago, Nivek said:

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How behind is your stream?

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

He’s really upset. I’m not sure what’s going on. 

Might have something to do with TCU targeting our players with dirty plays all night - especially the Brooks tackle where the defender twisted his knee.

But I'm just speculating here.

16 minutes ago, Hondo said:

USC can get WRs open in space.

Oregon can get WRs open in space.

Washington can get WRs open in space.

LSU can get WRs open in space.

Everyone not named Texas can get WRs open in space.

 

Of course, they use all 3 thirds of the field and we only use the sideline to 5yds in.

And Ewers has reverted back to his poor footwork/throwing off his back foot garbage from last year.

Yes, because after this performance the wide receivers are what we need to be worried about.

Like wut?

2 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

Have to say I’m confused why Blue hasn’t been the #2 back playing much more, seems like he has broken some decent runs in limited play. Wouldn’t be surprised to see him portal somewhere to get more playing time. And I don’t recall seeing K Rob tonight, what’s the point of having studs if you don’t exercise them

He has poor ball security

17 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Sister said she saw Ewers on the bench with his left hand under the shoulder pad working on that shoulder

Yep, I saw it too and pointed it out to the wife. Told her then that we may be in for a wild ride tonight. 

3 minutes ago, brojangles2 said:

I’m not being reactionary here, but I haven’t had fun watching a Texas football game since 49-0. It’s just pure stress and knowing that we’re fucking barely sliding by. 

Bama? If you could not enjoy that you might need to go see a monk about your soul

5 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

“QuInN IsNt PeNiX”

Bitch Penix is a 23 year old 5th year senior and half of you didn’t know who he was until the bowl game last year. No fucking shit.

Yeah but that Mfer can sling the ball like crazy. And make it look effortless 

8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Not disagreeing there. Something else is up though. Sark presser right. Hes fucking pissed off. 

He needs to call his offense, all game long. He can’t make himself do it, and then says lesson learned in the post game interview. 

4th straight game holding opponent under 100 rush yards since 2009

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

We’ve won 3 big 12 games by 3 TDs and beat Bama by 10 at home. That’s on you man. 

Yea sure, this is a fucking blast. The hundreds agreeing it’s a fucking beating must be wrong and the 3 just happy to be here sheep are always right. Cool story. 

Still no excuse for going into prevent offense mode all 4th quarter. Worthy was torching them and didn't see a single target when Sark decided to go 3 yards and cloud of dust the rest of the game

3 minutes ago, brojangles2 said:

Try go fuck yourself, then. We’re all GD sheep here you prick. 

Cry more bitch.

1 minute ago, Best served cold said:

Yep, I saw it too and pointed it out to the wife. Told her then that we may be in for a wild ride tonight. 

I said the same.   Then wofe reminded me that a wild night for me is about three minutes, a lot of sweat, and zero fore play 

1 minute ago, MillerEP said:

4th straight game holding opponent under 100 rush yards since 2009

That's because everyone can pass on us at will

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Y’all are fucking hilarious… we are 9-1.
Keep winning… this is not the 2005 team and never was. In terms of modern football the idea that we would recreate that team is insane.
Literal best season since 2009 (best season in 14 years) and people are pissed, calling for people to be fired. 
 
You dumb fucks have no clue. Enjoy the win and shut the fuck up.

The wild Savion play needs to be torn out of the play book and burned. The ashes collected put into a pill and handed back to Sark to use as a suppository.

Everybody, just be glad we aren't having to monitor each other's porn intake tonight.

5 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

Have to say I’m confused why Blue hasn’t been the #2 back playing much more, seems like he has broken some decent runs in limited play. Wouldn’t be surprised to see him portal somewhere to get more playing time. And I don’t recall seeing K Rob tonight, what’s the point of having studs if you don’t exercise them

A Fuckin Men

6 minutes ago, brojangles2 said:

I’m not being reactionary here, but I haven’t had fun watching a Texas football game since 49-0. It’s just pure stress and knowing that we’re fucking barely sliding by. 

Personally beating AL in Tuscaloosa earlier and telling my AL lawyer daughter too bad so sad. 

1 minute ago, Dilligas said:

Yeah but that Mfer can sling the ball like crazy. And make it look effortless 

Have you not seen what Ewers does on occasion? Let’s revisit when Ewers also has literally 3 more years of playing football. 

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