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7-7 with 5:27 left in 1st Qtr

Go Lincoln Condoms!

*barf*

Just now, cmontexas said:

Number 4 on USC should retire immediately 

I was coming to post that. Holy shit that was terribad.

 
 
 
C/ATT YDS AVG TD INT      
2/2 161 80.5 2 0    

#4 from USC just got embarrassed. He had no idea where the receiver was.

 

Why the hell would you go for 2?

Just now, Brothahorn said:

#4 from USC just got embarrassed. He had no idea where the receiver was.

 

Why the hell would you go for 2?

Even 2 seconds after the WR caught it, #4 had no idea what was going on.

USC's defense is worse than some bad team's defenses.  Like have they ever played football bad.

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2 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Number 4 on USC should retire immediately 

He was just running along looking at his other guy while getting blown by on the other.

1 minute ago, Brothahorn said:

Why the hell would you go for 2?

If you think you have a greater than 50% chance of getting it, you have the odds to gamble putting them down 2 possessions.

1 minute ago, Vermin said:

If you think you have a greater than 50% chance of getting it, you have the odds to gamble putting them down 2 possessions.

15-7 is two possessions?

1 minute ago, Dark Horse said:

15-7 is two possessions?

It is if they don't go for 2.

Lincoln logs is gonna lay a turd tonight 

I keep seeing Homer Simpson when I glance at the SC symbol. 

Why does USC punt?  Their defense isn't going to do anything with the extra yards.

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3 minutes ago, Hornsome said:

I keep seeing Homer Simpson when I glance at the SC symbol. 

If you're talking about the terrible Fox stats graphic at the bottom of the screen, I kind of see it too.

Wow, USC gets the stop on the qb sneak on 4th and 1 but lined up offside

Somehow this defense is much worse than Alex Grinch's.

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TD Ducks. 2nd two-point conversion failed.

19-7 Oregon

The wheels are falling off for lil Lincoln. Can't imagine any NFL team hiring him, but they hired Kliff so I guess anything's possible.

Oregon looks really really really really fast

JFC someone ahead of us needs to lose already. Come on USC

For being so big, Caleb likes to fumble every time he gets sacked even when he sees it coming a mile away.

USC isn't winning this game. Williams looks like hammer dog shit out there.

Caleb can wow you and make you say why the fuck did you do that all on the same play. Drafting him #1 is going to be extremely risky.

Caleb is a front running bitch

When the going gets tough he goes full Sooner

Just now, satyanash said:

JFC someone ahead of us needs to lose already. Come on USC

USC has no chance, but if they won they'd have the tiebreaker over Oregon to go to the P12 CCG, making it even easier for Washington.

6 minutes ago, Vermin said:

For being so big, Caleb likes to fumble every time he gets sacked even when he sees it coming a mile away.

He also slides with no one in front of him.   In SC's one scoring drive CW cut away from a clear path to the endzone (where he would get hit after scoring) to slide down somewhat near a defender. 

USC is letting Washington beat them twice.  Scares you to death.

USC fumble, this one's about over

Maybe Acho was right...Caleb should have stopped playing awhile back lol

 

FU USC for not helping us out here.  Bullshit bunch of almost upsets all day and now this. We need a lil help to move up...

I wish Dan Lanning were our coach.  I know we have the same record, but I like his energy better than Sark's.

5 minutes ago, utxmike05 said:

Maybe Acho was right...Caleb should have stopped playing awhile back lol

 

FU USC for not helping us out here.  Bullshit bunch of almost upsets all day and now this. We need a lil help to move up...

Caleb is a bitch. You look at the other players in the discussion and it’s not even close. Imo. 

Oregon put 7 in the box on 4th and 4.  CW still managed to throw to a WR blanketed in double coverage.

Refs throw a flag to keep the game alive.

1 hour ago, satyanash said:

JFC someone ahead of us needs to lose already. Come on USC

We’re cooked on that front I think. Just win the conference and call it a hell of a season. Anything past that is gravy.

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

We’re cooked on that front I think. Just win the conference and call it a hell of a season. Anything past that is gravy.

Florida can beat Florida State, Oregon State can beat Oregon (assumimg Oregon beats Washington next time they meet), Louisville can beat Florida State. Those are the most directly helpful games. After that, longer shot games that would really help us would be, Iowa winning vs Big 10 champ, Auburn over Bama (followed by Bama over Georgia).

Lincoln Cryley and Caleb pussy Williams take it in the ass with a sharpened dildo for loss #4. I'm sorry, but if Williams were generational he wouldn't be taking 9+ losses since last year. It's not like he doesn't have talent on the offense. Washington is doing just fine with their shitty offense. Michael Penix is better than Caleb, and I don't care if he's 23. He was mediocre at Indiana, but once he got actual weapons he's murdering teams. His passes are incredible to watch. 

 

He's obviously not going to be picked until probably the 3rd to 4th round, and he'll be called the 5th or 6th "best available" on the draft boards for QBs. Bo Nix will be rated higher even at 23. Then you have Drake Maye who is predicted to be a 1st rd pick and the 2nd best available, but Penix will last in the league (I'm sure Maye will too), and of course Williams who I think will be a bust. He folds under pressure, he likes to cry. But yeah, Penix is unreal. He's like Hendon Hooker. They just have a higher football IQ, which is why Williams doesn't succeed or propel his team above the others.

 

Anyway, Thanks for coming to my TED talk 

Florida can beat Florida State, Oregon State can beat Oregon (assumimg Oregon beats Washington next time they meet), Louisville can beat Florida State. Those are the most directly helpful games. After that, longer shot games that would really help us would be, Iowa winning vs Big 10 champ, Auburn over Bama (followed by Bama over Georgia).

If Bama beats an undefeated Georgia, they’re in! Question is, would a two-time defending NC, losing in a close conference championship game keep them out of the 4-Team playoff?

IMO - GA needs to beat Bama in the SEC championship for us to have a shot, assuming we win out.

Hook’em!!!
Just now, msucolt45 said:


If Bama beats an undefeated Georgia, they’re in! Question is, would a two-time defending NC, losing in a close conference championship game keep them out of the 4-Team playoff?

IMO - GA needs to beat Bama in the SEC championship for us to have a shot, assuming we win out.

Hook’em!!!

Yes, committee values conference championships and we would have beaten the SEC champ on the road.

Just now, msucolt45 said:


If Bama beats an undefeated Georgia, they’re in! Question is, would a two-time defending NC, losing in a close conference championship game keep them out of the 4-Team playoff?

IMO - GA needs to beat Bama in the SEC championship for us to have a shot, assuming we win out.

Hook’em!!!

Yes Georgia would be out, we would have 1 loss and have beaten the SEC champ (and gave them their only loss) who just beat big bad Georgia. No amount of mental gymnastics gets Georgia in over us at that point. 

Not sure how this will all play out but we shoulda taken care of our own business already. Oklahoma (rivalry regardless) lost two straight after their bye week and we’ve been winning ugly. We should have won that game. We win out and hopefully things will fall into place but I don’t count on any team still standing to do us any favors. It’s how it works. We get a bowl game and the guys that are gunning for the draft won’t play and it’s whatever. 

10 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Florida can beat Florida State

Stopped here

Yes Georgia would be out, we would have 1 loss and have beaten the SEC champ (and gave them their only loss) who just beat big bad Georgia. No amount of mental gymnastics gets Georgia in over us at that point. 

I hope to 8lb “Baby Jesus” that you are correct!

Hook’em!!!

I love how USC went from CFP to “everyone wearing a Trojans uniform needs to show up for Lincoln tonite.” Literally that is what was just said.

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