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Coaches needs to be aware that losing to Iowa St and beating Texas Tech could still leave them out of the CCG

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I'm glad you posted this because a) they are all fucking idiots and b) it doesn't matter because see a). 

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FUCK! HUGE IF TRUE. I’ll call them up right away. Thanks for the heads up. You are a true friend of the program.

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I expected it but no worries.

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Who would have thought, after all we've been through the past decade, that us going 9-1 would be when this place goes off the deep end. 

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Dear Sark,

I have it on good authority that you should try winning the remaining two games.

Love,

RomaVicta

14 minutes ago, linux said:

Assuming OU and Kstate win out, the next game is extremely important and they can't fuck around without Brooks, it needs to be given top priority no looking ahead to the CCG


http://bball.notnothing.net/big12.php?sport=fb

When we look back at Sark's career, replete with multiple national championships and the SEC officially renamed the "Sark After Dark" Conference, we will owe it all to one man. Thank you for your service. 

5 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Dear Sark,

I have it on good authority that you should try winning the remaining two games.

Love,

RomaVicta

Dear Sark - 

I agree with RomaVicta. and as Keith Jackson once said, Vino, Vindi, DaVinchi. 

VERY truly yours, 

troph
 

 

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Btw it would not shock me if someone in the program is assigned to watch the boards so if they don’t know they have no excuses now. I’m half serious. 

I would hope he has an assistant or something letting him know which games he needs to win to make the CCG

3 minutes ago, troph said:

Dear Sark - 

I agree with RomaVicta. and as Keith Jackson once said, Vino, Vindi, DaVinchi. 

VERY truly yours, 

troph
 

 

How sweet the wine. 

2 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I would hope he has an assistant or something letting him know which games he needs to win to make the CCG

The assistant shouldn't come out and let him know directly. I think subliminally would work just fine.

Well mother fucker.

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Just called up Bo Davis to inform him and all I heard was a bunch of screaming and something about getting @6th Street to enter the fan transfer portal.

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1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I feel that the thread title would really land if it was in all caps. 

The activity keeps it at the top

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Not to brag, but I was the guy in charge of letting the staff know about daylight  savings time last week, so I'm a pretty big deal around the program.

29 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Dear Sark,

I have it on good authority that you should try winning the remaining two games.

Love,

RomaVicta

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Well I’m sure the program was going to just take the week off and wing it before you posted this, so thank you for your service

Wow so you're saying they should try to win this week? Breaking News

You guys laugh as much as you want but when in the post game presser Sark says “we knew couldn’t fuck around, especially without Brooks” and that winning was a “top priority” you should come back here and thank this fine op.

1 hour ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Not to brag, but I was the guy in charge of letting the staff know about daylight  savings time last week, so I'm a pretty big deal around the program.

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Dear Sark,

I have it on good authority that you should try winning the remaining two games.

Love,

RomaVicta

Good authority or just some random asshole on the internet?

Please let the coaches know it's ok for Bo Davis to yell at Blake Gideon to get in the mutha fucka if the fucking safeties shit the bed against an inferior piece of shit program one more fucking time. 

Me:  Hey, coach did you know that —

Sark:  Not now!!  We’re trying to come up with the perfect play to unlock the 4th and 1 conundrum.

Me:  I’ll come back later.

42 minutes ago, 89Horn said:

Me:  Hey, coach did you know that —

Sark:  Not now!!  We’re trying to come up with the perfect play to unlock the 4th and 1 conundrum.

Me:  I’ll come back later.

Narrator: it was another Red Wildcat run

Don't worry Sark was visited by the ghost of John Madden.  He gave him the ultimate game plan.  He found out the key to victory is to score more points than your opponents 

I talked to the team today.  They agreed that winning is in our best interest.  At first they were a bit apathetic 

Hang on I thought the current surly feeling was that this team might as well be 1-9 because Sark is terrible and our players keep getting worse?  What do you mean play for a a championship?

Brilliant observation!

OP are you a college football coach, or did you just sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night?!?!?

In all seriousness, the staff should investigate the possibility of having a former Madden champ help out with play-calling…

Maybe they will coach to win this game since this is the case we'll see what happens. 

Orange slice alert! This is not a drill! No holding back for later!!

 

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