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Coaches needs to be aware that losing to Iowa St and beating Texas Tech could still leave them out of the CCG

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5 hours ago, troph said:

Btw it would not shock me if someone in the program is assigned to watch the boards so if they don’t know they have no excuses now. I’m half serious. 

Someone is assigned to the boards. And you’re on the list now. 

I spoke with Sark. He said he will revise his gameplan for the week.

He's also interested in interviewing you for an analyst position.

5 hours ago, Stunns38 said:

Fire up the fax machine

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Who would have thought, after all we've been through the past decade, that us going 9-1 would be when this place goes off the deep end. 
Me? This is classic shag/surly
6 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Dear Sark,

I have it on good authority that you should try winning the remaining two games.

Love,

RomaVicta

Oddly enough, it's generally a good idea to try and win games.

Who knew?

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

He's also interested in interviewing you for an analyst position.

So is A&M

But, what if we beat Iowa State and lose to Texas Tech??

Abdul, can you give me a number crunch real quick?

2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

I spoke with Sark. He said he will revise his gameplan for the week.

He's also interested in interviewing you for an analyst position.

You sure he said the whole word analyst?

8 hours ago, troph said:

Btw it would not shock me if someone in the program is assigned to watch the boards so if they don’t know they have no excuses now. I’m half serious. 

If that is the case then they need to stop running slow developing plays on 4th and 1

Look, you assholes just need to hook'em high like an eagle soars.

9 hours ago, troph said:

Btw it would not shock me if someone in the program is assigned to watch the boards so if they don’t know they have no excuses now. I’m half serious. 

Chris Plonsky has a desktop computer dedicated to watching all the posts on Surly in her Belmont sex den.  

11 hours ago, LateAughtsHorn said:

Who would have thought, after all we've been through the past decade, that us going 9-1 would be when this place goes off the deep end. 

What's funny is that it isn't Surly. 

I took a little time off here and in the meantime I checked out Inside Texas and skimmed through reddit for a couple weeks and honestly Surly keeps it as real as anyone if not more so. Especially when I'm being my usual dickhead self here. 

Fucking Eric Nahlin (who I think owns IT?) was losing his shit late during the TCU game freaking out about Brooks getting injured and talking massive shit about Sark not putting the game away. Dude seems like a huge pussy if I'm being honest. 

IT and reddit are total cesspools of ungrateful fucks complaining about Texas being 9-1. It's honestly worse than it is on Surly. 

So, you know, I'm back and I'll keep fighting the good fight here. Hook them fucking Horns because we're 9-1 and might backdoor our way into the CFP.

I love all of you and I also hate all of you. Cest la vie.

9 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

I spoke with Sark. He said he will revise his gameplan for the week.

He's also interested in interviewing you for an analyst position.

 You've spelt "analist" incorrectly.

8 hours ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

GREG DAVIS IS NOT OUR STANDARD 

We don't need no steenkin' Greg Davis. Our HC is his own Greg Davis.

 

 

 

 

 

Or so the haters would have you believe.

Time to tighten down the chin straps and kick some butt.

So we want to win?

Im so confused.

8 hours ago, ATXbronco said:

So is A&M

They'd never hire OP as an analyst. They're thinking he's straight to HC material!**

 

 

** Contingent on OP's willingness to coach team for approximately $37,712 dollars per year and will call offensive plays so no OC hire will be necessary

16 hours ago, linux said:

Assuming OU and Kstate win out, the next game is extremely important and they can't fuck around without Brooks, it needs to be given top priority no looking ahead to the CCG


http://bball.notnothing.net/big12.php?sport=fb

Sark, please, il ne faut rien laisser au hasard. Ce n’est pas la mer à boire. Vouloir, c’est pouvoir.

--Bevo

 

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10 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Someone is assigned to the boards. And you’re on the list now. 

If you need someone to watch the boards, I've heard that Connor Stalions is available.

Came to check to see if anything changed overnight. Nope... next game is still extremely important. 

23 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

If you need someone to watch the boards, I've heard that Connor Stalions is available.

Hopefully next year Hayden Connor will be too

10 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Sorry linux, Sark gets his strategy from MS-DOS. 

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I'm just sitting here patiently awaiting instructions from OP on how to tackle the Big 12 reffing problem...

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3 hours ago, Hollywood said:

Came to check to see if anything changed overnight. Nope... next game is still extremely important. 

Me too it is important to keep it at the top for the week.

While you're at it, let them know there are two halves to a football game. You see, the second half comes after halftime and your participation grade drops like fourth-semester Spanish if you don't bother to show up or participate in the second half.

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23 hours ago, Saint Tacky said:

While you're at it, let them know there are two halves to a football game. You see, the second half comes after halftime and your participation grade drops like fourth-semester Spanish if you don't bother to show up or participate in the second half.

Sure, why not.

On 11/13/2023 at 8:49 AM, Spankytoes said:

We should probably buy a banner and rent a plane as a reminder

With something this important maybe we should buy the plane instead of renting it.

I got busy at work and started loosing focus on beating Iowa St. this Saturday. 

Then I remembered this thread and everything's OK now. 

#focusedness

 

On 11/12/2023 at 2:16 PM, linux said:

Assuming OU and Kstate win out, the next game is extremely important and they can't fuck around without Brooks, it needs to be given top priority no looking ahead to the CCG


http://bball.notnothing.net/big12.php?sport=fb

You need to be aware you’re a fucking idiot 

On 11/13/2023 at 7:26 AM, Hollywood said:

Came to check to see if anything changed overnight. Nope... next game is still extremely important. 

Just to be safe, check back tomorrow. 

Sark has a Commodore 64 in Belmont running simulations of every possible scenario in a continuous updating loop. They got this.

(The same computer is used to compute game day halftime adjustments.)

 

 

On 11/13/2023 at 8:49 AM, Spankytoes said:

We should probably buy a banner and rent a plane as a reminder

 No one around here is stupid enough to think flying a banner will fix anything.

3 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

 No one around here is stupid enough to think flying a banner will fix anything.

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3 hours ago, dec3169 said:

With something this important maybe we should buy the plane instead of renting it.

I bet we can get the spruce goose to fly if we all chip in

16 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

 No one around here is stupid enough to think flying a banner will fix anything.

Then maybe a billboard?

3 hours ago, MotownHorn said:

http://bball.notnothing.net/big12.php?sport=fb

If I'm understanding this correctly, we clinch a spot in the conference title game with a W on Saturday. Is that correct?

I think you might be right with his tool, however we don't know that his assumptions are correct. Hell, as I predicted the Big 12 is already about to change their rules:

https://selloutcrowd.com/the-latest/2023/11/14/the-big-12-tiebreaker-clarification-helps-osu-hurts-ou/

That change is logical and not an issue, but after 27 years the shitass administration of what could have been a great conference STILL can't get their tiebreakers right. It's a joke.

 

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