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11 hours ago, ATXhorn17 said:

UT: 24
ISU: 28

This is Yormark’s best chance of knocking us out of the Big 12 championship, so I expect ~130 penalty yds for the Horns…

Shut your whore mouth!

19 hours ago, immamac said:

70 - 0 good guys

725 yards of total offense. 

 

Yes

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ISU 27 TX 23. I guess I'm just gun shy but I've got to see this team respond to being insulted by these guys before I can believe they're different than previous teams. I've never wanted to be wrong more than I do this week.

It doesn't help that I also think we're going to be absolutely raped by the refs this week. 

Edited by FtheBig12

Texas 27

ISU 25

 

Horns will have a 17 point lead and almost blow it.

Sark finally seemed genuinely irritated after last week so I am hopeful that will translate to the team throughout the week. It would be nice if the little chalkboard material adds to that too. I'd love to see a full service lube provided, 41-10.

However, the loss of JB hurts and still not confident Quinn is 100.

Based on current lines I'm going to give us a small cover:

Texas - 31

Dust Storms - 23

texas 27

iowa st 21

333 yards

Why would any longhorn fans on surly ever predict us to lose to iowa state? So you can come on here Sunday morning, “well I was right” in your fucking eyore voice? Fuck you, fuck that, and I hope you smash your balls/pussy on something hard. 
Texas 35 

Fuck faces from iowa 24

450 total yards. 

Texas 38, ISU 35

278 yards in the 1st half. 102 in the 2nd. 380 total.

8 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

Texas 27

ISU 25

 

Horns will have a 17 point lead and almost blow it.

Total yards 437

sark rolls out the 5 wide offense and quinn throws for 600 yards passing 

Texas 42

isu 14

2 hours ago, Gidnik said:

sark rolls out the 5 wide offense and quinn throws for 600 yards passing 

Texas 42

isu 14

These are the kind of highly regarded takes we need to see more of, I mean it’s total nonsense with this team but fuck I love it. 
Mrw GIF

Iowa State is not very good and popping off with board material was not very smart. They will find themselves down a lot early. They will also be let back into the game in the second half because that’s what Texas does, but it is hard to see them doing better than 21-24 points against Texas, which just won’t be enough.

Texas: 30

Iowa State: 24

Texas yardage: 387

This game will be frigid, boring, and ugly.  Much like I imagine most Iowa womenfolk.

20-7 Texas.  350 total yards.

Iowa State opponents have been called for 4.1 average penalties per game, 4th fewest in the FBS.

Texas opponents have been called for 4.6 average penalties. 13th fewest.

Something has to give. Where's Mar this weekend?

 

 

Texas 38 (31 in the first half.)

Iowa 24 (3 in the first half.)

Total yards 429

 

 

Texas       37

Iowa State     27

Horns offense has to score in red zone on every possession to make up for all the "clappin'" on defense.....Hook'em!!!

 

 

Texas 31-17

 421 yards

Texas = 69

Iowa St = 0

Texas = 420 yards

 

niiiiiiiiiiice

2 minutes ago, Nivek said:

fart GIF

 

TIL shark shit is a thing.

 

 

Iowa St 31

Texas 27

Too many close calls.  We get second half Sarked.

Horns 41

ISU 13

Total Yards 569

Texas 43

ISU 19

471 yards

Defense scores once and almost scores a second time

 

Texas 41

Iowa St 32

425 yards offense 

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