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1 minute ago, TexEx15 said:

FUCKING BEAUTIFUL 

Holy shit that is amazing

26 minutes ago, GabrielsHorn said:

Enjoy your irrelevancy ISU. 

Also enjoy never raking in very much tv revenue dollars ever again!

6 minutes ago, MillerEP said:


Yep. We only have 1 conference loss, every other team has 2. We are in for sure, it’s just a matter of who else is in with us.

Please baby Jesus not Oklahoma State. It's bad enough playing in the rig12 but playing in the rig 12 plus the typical Oklahoma State fuckery is too much for my heart

6 minutes ago, JGrayDBU said:

Our injury count must be out of this world.  

Reality is it's the only thing stopping us from being undefeated. 

Call it an excuse or whatever but we beat OU with a healthy JT Sanders, Majors, and Catalon. 

21 rushes for 9 yards, LMFAO.

5-star culture! Their shit stinks!
2 minutes ago, FtheBig12 said:

Please baby Jesus not Oklahoma State. It's bad enough playing in the rig12 but playing in the rig 12 plus the typical Oklahoma State fuckery is too much for my heart

I would rather play Oklahoma State than K-State or OU.

Have you seen Oklahoma State the last 2 weekends? They've been pretty awful against below average teams. 

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

I would rather play Oklahoma State than K-State or OU.

Have you seen Oklahoma State the last 2 weekends? They've been pretty awful against below average teams. 

Maybe they know Gundy took the aggy job?

20 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

OK, but are Starkville, Little Rock, College Station Tuscaloosa and Gainesville better?

Big time props to Baxter.   He ran the ball hard and made some nice plays in the passing game too.  

Little Rock?

27 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

So fare thee well, my own true love
When I return, united we will be
It's not the leaving of Liverpool that grieves me
But, my darling, when I think of thee

And all with that, go fuck yourself ISU.

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I think something overlooked with this roster is how good Helm is. He can catch the ball and IMO is actually a much better blocker than Sanders. 

Helm is a dude and we should probably be running more two TE sets. 

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I would rather play Oklahoma State than K-State or OU.

Have you seen Oklahoma State the last 2 weekends? They've been pretty awful against below average teams. 

Have you seen us play against Oklahoma State recently?

Just now, FtheBig12 said:

Please baby Jesus not Oklahoma State. It's bad enough playing in the rig12 but playing in the rig 12 plus the typical Oklahoma State fuckery is too much for my heart

I want to play them. It’ll be our chance to avenge last years loss and send the irate 8 with wins over them (assuming we beat Tech).

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bring it, bitches 

 

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1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Uh….yes it is!

Happy to have that prediction turn out wrong, you grave digger!!

8 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

… and 323 passing yards.

I guess we should be happy they wasted 21 throwing opportunities against our secondary.

2 plays went for 100 yards. Great calls and execution on both, it happens. The remaining 30 passing plays went for 223 yards when you add in the 9 fucking yards they had rushing, the defense played well on the road with the officials looking for any excuse to penalize our team. Like for instance, the bullshit DPI they called on Watts when the ball was 10 yards out of bounds. Which lead to 3 points and 20 more yards.

5 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

FUCKING BEAUTIFUL 

Ah you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!

 

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Little Rock?

Seriously folks, pig is NOT in little rock.  

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Ewers and the Oline were trying to see who could fuck up the worst in the first half. Kudos to both for getting it together for the second half. Ewers made some nice throws and Oline blocked excellent down the stretch. 

It has been a long fucking time since Texas had dudes. Real long. Too long. 

I am glad we have a few and here’s to stocking the cupboard with more. 

14 minutes ago, MillerEP said:


Yep. We only have 1 conference loss, every other team has 2. We are in for sure, it’s just a matter of who else is in with us.

There’s another week of conference games to play, buddy. 

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6 minutes ago, FtheBig12 said:

Please baby Jesus not Oklahoma State. It's bad enough playing in the rig12 but playing in the rig 12 plus the typical Oklahoma State fuckery is too much for my heart

We should ALL want Oklahoma State.  For one they are the least talented of the three.  Second, their strength on offense plays right into our hands but mainly...mainly because if we beat Tech and OSU we would have scoreboard on EVERY SINGLE 2024 Big 12 Team (except Cincinnati because we have never played them)

That is an opportunity too good to pass up.

Texas is in. 

Even if we lose:

1) OU, KSU, and OSU win, then it's us and OSU.
2) KSU and OU win, then it's us and KSU.
3) KSU and OSU win, then it's us and OSU.
4) OU and OSU win, then it's us and OU.

It appears KSU winning eliminates OU.

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There’s another week of conference games to play, buddy. 

Doesn’t matter, we have the head to head over everyone.
14 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

… and 323 passing yards.

I guess we should be happy they wasted 21 throwing opportunities against our secondary.

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1 minute ago, MillerEP said:


Doesn’t matter, we have the head to head.

Over exactly one team behind us- ksu. 

17 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

… and 323 passing yards.

I guess we should be happy they wasted 21 throwing opportunities against our secondary.

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7 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

I want to play them. It’ll be our chance to avenge last years loss and send the irate 8 with wins over them (assuming we beat Tech).


me too. 
so what scenario (obviously they getting a W next week versus BYU?) must play out to get them in?

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Wtf is this Texas uniform bullshit

That's Oklahoma State. You can see Gundy right there.

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Texas is in. 

Even if we lose:

1) OU, KSU, and OSU win, then it's us and OSU.
2) KSU and OU win, then it's us and KSU.
3) KSU and OSU win, then it's us and OSU.
4) OU and OSU win, then it's us and OU.

Show your work pls

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Wtf is this Texas uniform bullshit

That's how AI sees us.

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Shutout to Bert Auburn. He struggled early in the season, but has been fucking nails since OU.

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Show your work pls

If we lose next week we go into a four way tie against ou, osu, and ksu. We beat all but ou, so top two will go to the championship game. That means us and whoever else is left.
Please baby Jesus not Oklahoma State. It's bad enough playing in the rig12 but playing in the rig 12 plus the typical Oklahoma State fuckery is too much for my heart
I hope it is Okie Lite, otherwise they have scoreboard on us for eternity.

I can't think of a reason we'd ever schedule them non-con, guess we could meet again in some shitty bowl, but I don't want to play them with a bunch of NFL guys sitting out.
14 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I think something overlooked with this roster is how good Helm is. He can catch the ball and IMO is actually a much better blocker than Sanders. 

Helm is a dude and we should probably be running more two TE sets. 

He whiffs a lot as a blocker

14 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I would rather play Oklahoma State than K-State or OU.

Have you seen Oklahoma State the last 2 weekends? They've been pretty awful against below average teams. 

Oklahoma State has to be the most schizo team I've seen this season.

They go from beating the Land Thieves in Bedlam to forgetting to get on the damn plane against Central Florida.

Hopefully we get the latter version if they manage to backdoor their way into the CCG.

If it is a choice between OSU, KSU, or OU yeah we probably want OSU.

Though Gundy has dominated us for over a decade...

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