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11 hours ago, LateAughtsHorn said:

I remember being fucking ecstatic after the comeback against Washington in the holiday bowl

Try being ecstatic when Texas ekes out a win over Pitt in the 1987 Bluebonnet Bowl.  I was skiing in Mammoth and I partied my ass off that night.

10 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Try being ecstatic when Texas ekes out a win over Pitt in the 1987 Bluebonnet Bowl.  I was skiing in Mammoth and I partied my ass off that night.

On the plane to El Paso for the 1994 Sun Bowl, everybody was talking about that game and how awesome Tony Jones was that day and how much we wanted Texas to win another bowl game. Then Priest Holmes did his thing and we partied the whole way home.

I think Herman, with his assembly line of pointless bowl wins that signified nothing, killed my interest in Texas Bowl games.

On the plane to El Paso for the 1994 Sun Bowl, everybody was talking about that game and how awesome Tony Jones was that day and how much we wanted Texas to win another bowl game. Then Priest Holmes did his thing and we partied the whole way home.
I think Herman, with his assembly line of pointless bowl wins that signified nothing, killed my interest in Texas Bowl games.

Did they take Bevo to that game? I have a picture with him that we got on vacation headed to a game about that time. Pretty sure it was for the Sun Bowl was what they said.
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1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

On the plane to El Paso for the 1994 Sun Bowl, everybody was talking about that game and how awesome Tony Jones was that day and how much we wanted Texas to win another bowl game. Then Priest Holmes did his thing and we partied the whole way home.

I think Herman, with his assembly line of pointless bowl wins that signified nothing, killed my interest in Texas Bowl games.

I don't know.  I enjoyed that we beat the shit out of Georgia.

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Try being ecstatic when Texas ekes out a win over Pitt in the 1987 Bluebonnet Bowl.  I was skiing in Mammoth and I partied my ass off that night.

 

That Bluebonnet Bowl never paid either school.

46 minutes ago, Plorant said:

I don't know.  I enjoyed that we beat the shit out of Georgia.

That was a plain ol' mudhole stomping. And Bevo set the tone pre coin flip. Amazing 

2 hours ago, Plorant said:

I don't know.  I enjoyed that we beat the shit out of Georgia.

Ah yeah. That was awesome.

I was more meaning the minor bowls than the NY6.

I can beat all y'all.

I was excited when Texas finally (in my lifetime) made a big bowl (Sugar) had a fake player get exposed (McKelvey) and got it's offense drilled (by V Tech).  I was all, "It was still the Sugar Bowl".

4 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

That was a plain ol' mudhole stomping. And Bevo set the tone pre coin flip. Amazing 

It was perfect up until that "We're back!" thing was uttered and stuck to us like a dog turd from the wet grass on a lawnmower tire.  Oddly specific, I know.  

8 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Try being ecstatic when Texas ekes out a win over Pitt in the 1987 Bluebonnet Bowl.  I was skiing in Mammoth and I partied my ass off that night.

What’s worse is I actually went. 

6 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

That was a plain ol' mudhole stomping. And Bevo set the tone pre coin flip. Amazing 

Yeah, but Jawja didn't want to be there, and was missing some key players, or so I heard.  (Never mind that we were missing some key players, too.)

7 hours ago, dcbc said:

It was perfect up until that "We're back!" thing was uttered and stuck to us like a dog turd from the wet grass on a lawnmower tire.  Oddly specific, I know.  

at this point i’m like fuck it, sam shot his shot. can you imagine how all time epic that statement would be if we had gone on to win a title of some kind? didn’t work out in the end, but it was worth the gamble. when he said it? shhheeeiiitttt, i was all in. fun times. 

How many times have we beaten ou, only to see us fuck up the regular season and have them get to the championship game? Damn it feels good to turn that around this year. Enjoy watching us win today, sooners. 

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2 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

at this point i’m like fuck it, sam shot his shot. can you imagine how all time epic that statement would be if we had gone on to win a title of some kind? didn’t work out in the end, but it was worth the gamble. when he said it? shhheeeiiitttt, i was all in. fun times. 

I loved this from Sam and had they won the big xii against OU I think they win the NCG that year given the opportunity. Watching Bo Nix was a punch in the gut last night, imagining what the team could have been in Sark Year 1 with Sam instead of him going to the draft. That team would have been so fucking fun to watch vs the leaderless shitshow we got.

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44 minutes ago, ApocalypseTexas said:

Mike Gundy is not looking like a coach of the year.  Fuck around and find out Gundy!

I don't know, he won 9 games with that team, that's a hell of a coaching job

Texas’ drought ending resurgence 

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I'm liking that they didn't win ugly but with a real decent as fuck performance. 

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I'm liking that they did win ugly but with a real decent as fuck performance. 
Every single one of the top teams have multiple ugly games this year, nobody gives a fuck as long as it's a win. In spite of allowing some points, we fucking mudholed today and Gundy and his boys know it.[emoji869]
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Peep the hat.

2 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Peep the hat.

Would’ve loved to see that dude on a Sark coached team

 
 
He seent it

But still fuck him, don't need his endorsement.
11 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Wait, who “won ugly?” Us? We won by 28. Nothing ugly about that. 

True, spelling error on my part. We won pretty today.

18 hours ago, dcbc said:

It was perfect up until that "We're back!" thing was uttered and stuck to us like a dog turd from the wet grass on a lawnmower tire.  Oddly specific, I know.  

Actually the “curse” wasn’t lifted until we got out of the big 12 and beat Bama. 
 

 

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I never wanted to look past the CCG but now that we have 12 wins and a conference championship, a two-game season and a shot at making this a legendary, immortal run just feels right.

This team is special.

22 minutes ago, freyguy said:

Where do I get that Big12 wrestling belt?

Goodwill

1 hour ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

I don't know, he won 9 games with that team, that's a hell of a coaching job

Still, it should have gone to coach Garcia-kisian 

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10 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Actually the “curse” wasn’t lifted until we got out of the big 12 and beat Bama. 
 

 

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Can someone please make that patch “FAFO”?

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