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13 minutes ago, Shaggyhorn said:

That felt amazing… giphy.gif

I’ll have what she’s having. 

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Sampu Win Steve

10-1 baby…. Bring on raider rash.

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This is fucking fantastic.

I’m pretty sure Texas has clinched the CCG but it’s not being widely reported like it usually would be. Is that a function of tie breakers being difficult to understand or is there a scenario where Texas still misses out?

Whittington said it best, we are now 5-star coaches with 5-star talent.

But it was the secondary offensive players that came up big tonight. TDs by Whittington and Helm, and 100 yards from Baxter.

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2 hours ago, ousux said:

Fuck the clones
Fuck rat face Campbell
Fuck Yormark
Fuck TCEH
Motherfucking fuck the Rig12. Bye bye cockgoblins

Add in their QB - he looked like he had a rat face.

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Hey - there is one more thing that needs celebrated...

ZERO more Fox games!

I like this thread name like it is.

But “10-1, it’s been too fucking long” has a nice ring to it.

1 hour ago, gmr548 said:

I’m pretty sure Texas has clinched the CCG but it’s not being widely reported like it usually would be. Is that a function of tie breakers being difficult to understand or is there a scenario where Texas still misses out?

If we lose to Tech, and ou wins, they would go due to the tie-breaker. We have the head to head against anyone else.

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10 minutes ago, Spankytoes said:

If we lose to Tech, and ou wins, they would go due to the tie-breaker. We have the head to head against anyone else.

This. If we lose next week and OU wins, we’re out. OU would play against themselves in the conference championship game. 

Hey - there is one more thing that needs celebrated...
ZERO more Fox games!
I'll miss Gus and Klatt, not to mention ESPN/SECN sucks these days.
4 hours ago, BillyGoatHill said:

10-1 baby…. Bring on raider rash.

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“TEN WIN STEVE”

Knight of the Central Time Zone!

 

3 hours ago, dec3169 said:

Hey - there is one more thing that needs celebrated...

ZERO more Fox games!

Except of course for our second game of the 2024 season. 

So 33% of our next 3 regular season games. 

Other than that…

🥸

I'll miss Gus and Klatt, not to mention ESPN/SECN sucks these days.

Gus Johnson? Do you have CTE or something? He is terrible. Called a game yesterday and said it was “3-nil” going to commercial.
7 hours ago, CowboyFred said:

No guts no glory. This team gutted it out 

 

7 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Pussy ass bitches continue to be wrong. S’goooooo

 

7 hours ago, Levi said:

That’s a gutsy win..fuck yeah! Hook’em 🤘

 

7 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Adversity is our starter fluid.

Punch us in our face. I dare you.

I didn't feel well enough to join the fracas on the game thread yesterday as I had my own adversity.  But I did watch from beginning to end and the W made me feel better.  The multi quote above reflects my opinion as well.  This team has faced adversity and has become stronger and comfortable with it.  When the pressure is on this team performs and takes care of business.   As the 4th quarter started, I thought it's time for Sark to step on the gas.  IMO, he stayed with the gameplan, and our boys responded.  Our defense is just a meat grinder.  Those poor bastards got 9 yards rushing.  ISU (to their credit) did have over 300 in the air, big surprise there.  Right?  Baxter stepped up and ran well, almost as if he wants his job back.  Competition makes for improvement in my book.  Quinn looked as if the rust has been removed.  10 wins, damn right!  I have said in other game threads before and continue to stand by it, this team has some guts.  As a fan, sometimes we have to have 'em too.  Last thought, Fuck Tech and Hook 'Em. 

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7 hours ago, immamac said:

We can rename thread. Something better than now. Please suggest. Top rep post gets it in the next day. 

10-1 GET IN THE MUTHAFUCKA-CFP EDITION

the er sound did not come out of BD's mouth 

Best 2nd Half the 'Horns have played since Tuscaloosa.

Fuck those tortilla tossin' sand aggys. They're next. LFG!!!

9 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

Woodford has me seeing double.

I'm going to throw up on the rug and go to bed.

Hook ‘em

 

 

 

 

 

bllllaaaargghh!

That should tie your room together.

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8 hours ago, hornian said:

I’ll have what she’s having. 

Dick?

7 hours ago, Lone Star Horn said:

HEY rig 12 and yormark

FUCK YOU

 

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After OU I said full throttle would not happen until after TCU but then delayed by a week. Now it is full throttle time. Beat down TT get that BIG XII trophy and start getting some upsets to go our way!!!

8 hours ago, gmr548 said:

I’m pretty sure Texas has clinched the CCG but it’s not being widely reported like it usually would be. Is that a function of tie breakers being difficult to understand or is there a scenario where Texas still misses out?

There is a post in another thread, I think the playoff scenario thread. Due to tie Breakers Texas needs one of four things to happen next week to clinch:

-Texas wins

-OSU loss

-OU loss

‐K St win

Any one of those four happens and we're in the championship.

10-1: more wins than Iowa State rushing yards.

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2 hours ago, scottsins said:


Gus Johnson? Do you have CTE or something? He is terrible. Called a game yesterday and said it was “3-nil” going to commercial.

That’s some European frolic like a dandy bullshit. 

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We won the last SWC title and the first B12 title. We will win the last B12 title and the first new SEC title. Fight me.

1 minute ago, CooterBrown said:

We won the last SWC title and the first B12 title. We will win the last B12 title and the first new SEC title. Fight me.

You forgot to mention the first SWC title

29 minutes ago, LonghornBreeder said:

There is a post in another thread, I think the playoff scenario thread. Due to tie Breakers Texas needs one of four things to happen next week to clinch:

-Texas wins

-OSU loss

-OU loss

‐K St win

Any one of those four happens and we're in the championship.

Statesman says we’re in. So most likely we are out. 

 

http://Check out this article from Austin American-Statesman: Fit to be tied? Nah: Texas Longhorns can make the Big 12 title game with a win on Saturday https://www.statesman.com/story/sports/college/longhorns/football/2023/11/17/texas-longhorns-football-can-claim-spot-big-12-championship-game-vs-iowa-state-saturday/71623714007/

If we lose to Tech, and ou wins, they would go due to the tie-breaker. We have the head to head against anyone else.

This. If we lose next week and OU wins, we’re out. OU would play against themselves in the conference championship game. 

But this would also involve ties with OSU and/or KSU and head to head isn’t applied between teams that didn’t all play one another. If both KSU and OSU lose then it would just be Texas and OU at 7-2.
There is a post in another thread, I think the playoff scenario thread. Due to tie Breakers Texas needs one of four things to happen next week to clinch:
-Texas wins
-OSU loss
-OU loss
‐K St win
Any one of those four happens and we're in the championship.

Interesting. Hopefully it’s just the first one on Friday and the rest is moot
46 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


Interesting. Hopefully it’s just the first one on Friday and the rest is moot

OU plays at 11 on Friday, so we could clinch before the team even gets to the stadium. Hopefully Gabriel is out again for OU

We are the best team in the league right not even close.  Show me fucking loss

8 hours ago, ousux said:
9 hours ago, dec3169 said:
Hey - there is one more thing that needs celebrated...
ZERO more Fox games!

I'll miss Gus and Klatt, not to mention ESPN/SECN sucks these days.

Gus is the biggest moron announcer of all.

11 hours ago, ousux said:

Diez victoria Esteban

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Somebody used Google translate. 

Around these parts the verb ganar is used for win. It fits better with diez and Esteban as well

 

2 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

What The Wtf GIF by SWR3

Somebody used Google translate. 

Around these parts the verb ganar is used for win. It fits better with diez and Esteban as well

 

¡Cállate!

10 hours ago, BillyGoatHill said:

10-1 baby…. Bring on raider rash.

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The attention to detail is spot on here. The guy in the background having the matching burnt orange and the swoosh on the crown. 

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34 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Gus is the biggest moron announcer of all.

 

24 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:


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I'm just assuming you guys are talking about the "Excluding RG3" Category, right? Because this dipshit is a special kind of horrible 

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Gus Johnson? Do you have CTE or something? He is terrible. Called a game yesterday and said it was “3-nil” going to commercial.
Yes, that goofy mofo who sometimes forgets which game he's calling. At least he brings energy and excitement to a game. I don't need my talking head to give hot takes and get everything perfect, just entertain without annoying.

We will get Gus Johnson against Michigan and that’s that

I don't know or care if this was already posted 
 
 
5* culture in action baby!
2 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I don't know or care if this was already posted 

 

 

He looked like an uninvolved bystander there. Lulz.

5 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I don't know or care if this was already posted 

 

 

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