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6 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Texas A&M has won 11 games in a season a grand total of 4 times

1939, 1992 (12), 1998, & 2012

Sucks to suck

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10 hours ago, cmontexas said:

Fuck Oregon.

All of our chips are on Gator or Louisville 

Yes, we beat Alabama in September but if you think a 1 loss SEC champ Nick Saban, coming off beating 30 game win streak Georgia would get shut out of the playoffs then you've never watched college football before.

Noles are going down

Rose: 1 Michigan 4 Texas

Sugar: 2 Washington 3 Alabama

I really hope Michigan wins today. If this was the format, I think Texas matches up with Michigan really well. 

2 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

I really hope Michigan wins today. If this was the format, I think Texas matches up with Michigan really well. 

Agreed. I think Texas matches up the best with Oregon and Michigan. I don't want any part of Washington and Penix with our secondary.

9 minutes ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

Michigan's resume is terrible. 

So is Georgia's and the only thing that makes the Buckeyes better was that meek ass bullshit against Notre Dame where the ND coach went into total brainlock and fucked it up.

11 minutes ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

Michigan's resume is terrible. 

Sure not saying you're wrong. But what if Michigan ekes out a last-second win against OSU? How would you rank the latter? Until we get to expanded playoffs, there will be a whole lot of voodoo in the process. 

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After wandering in the wilderness for thirteen years 

Coach: X

QB: X

QB of the future: X

Path to #1: X

Saludos, denizens of Surly. 
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Just now, Gut Wagon said:

Sure not saying you're wrong. But what if Michigan ekes out a last-second win against OSU? How would you rank the latter? Until we get to expanded playoffs, there will be a whole lot of voodoo in the process. 

Loser of this game should fall behind the 1 loss teams playing in their conf champ games. Caveat being any potential drops for Georgia, UW, FSU, Alabama if they lose today. 

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8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Loser of this game should fall behind the 1 loss teams playing in their conf champ games. Caveat being any potential drops for Georgia, UW, FSU, Alabama if they lose today. 

Man - isn’t it great to be in the middle of strategizing other teams wins/losses and their effects on our placement in the polls, when it actually means something!

So what if Ohio State or Michigan lose BIG today.

Wouldn't that change a few things?

1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

So what if Ohio State or Michigan lose BIG today.

Wouldn't that change a few things?

The winner probably goes to #1. Then they get a layup win next week against Iowa. Big 10 is in. 

10 hours ago, Helobious said:

Why were the announcers talking about Bama like they have any chance in hell of beating Georgia?

Have you seen Georgia’s schedule?  I think they played the Holy Sisters School for the Blind.

3 minutes ago, BRLA said:

Man - isn’t it great to be in the middle of strategizing other teams wins/losses and their effects on our placement in the polls, when it actually means something!

Would rather be like 2005 when we were number 2 practically the whole season.  That’s where we’d be now except for OU

2 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Would rather be like 2005 when we were number 2 practically the whole season.  That’s where we’d be now except for OU

No practically about it.  We were number 2 the entire time.  Until the end that is.

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2 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Have you seen Georgia’s schedule?  I think they played the Holy Sisters School for the Blind.

I get the Bama love, mainly because it's crazy to write off Saban. But UGA still has as much football talent as anyone. With their best receivers back and Beck throwing well, I expect them to beat the Tide.

For that matter, as bad as Auburn is, you never know for sure what lunacy might occur in the old Iron Bowl. And UGA has better be awake against a really ordinary GA Tech team tonight. Hate is powerful stuff. 

9 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

I think the committee ranked Oregon ahead of Texas only because they looked better than us in recent games. Both teams have one close loss to highly ranked teams, and since there was no H2H or common opponent until today, they went by the eye test. It won't surprise me at all to see them flip the rankings this week now that we also have looked dominent and won more impressively against a common opponent.

Oregon moved ahead of Texas when Quinn got hurt.

11 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

Go Florida

Go Washington State

Go Georgia Tech

Go Auburn too because fuck this Alabama talk bullshit.

...crazier shit has happened.

Also Go Okie State! We need eternal scoreboard on everyone in this conference going forward. 

1 hour ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

Michigan's resume is terrible. 

Agreed. They’ve beaten no one. PSU is cold dog shit on offense and the BIG is terrible outside of OSU and UM. 

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lol Bert leading the country in scoring

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12 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Also Go Okie State! We need eternal scoreboard on everyone in this conference going forward. 

Fuck that. Give me the Sooners on a platter so we can show all those old fucks in the committee what a fluke the Cotton Bowl was. I’m the biggest BYU fan today, soaking a bitch as we speak.

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3 minutes ago, ryskey said:

lol Bert leading the country in scoring

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And think about all those times we wnt for it on 4th instead of kicking the easy (especially for Bert) field goal

1 hour ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

Michigan's resume is terrible. 

Plus the whole world hates them.  Imo you guys definitely want a one loss UM vs a one loss tOSU.  Fuck Michigan.  

On 11/19/2023 at 12:06 PM, BillyGoatHill said:

I'm OK with Gus. 

He at least brings an energy that is not anywhere else in College Football Broadcasting and is not a biased homer like the douchebag below. Gus along with the knowledge of Klatt make a good team.

This 👆is the BIGGEST SUFFERING CUNT in ALL of broadcasting. Biased TWAT that can't stand being called out on his bullshit lies that has been put into his head by his "partner" Tillman, that obviously has pegged him multiple X's throughout the years of them traveling together.  Fucking pillow biter.

I corrected him in 2020 when he was spouting his trash on social media and the cunt did this.....

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Football needs to block Brando to Bolivia.

56 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

No practically about it.  We were number 2 the entire time.  Until the end that is.

 

Not true.

 

the very first BCS poll that came out that year (similar timing to how they do the CFP release now) had us as #1 and holy shit the pundits lost their minds. 

the very next week that "mistake" was fixed and we were back to being #2 for the rest of the year, and all the way until 19 seconds being left in the mother fucking Rose Bowl. 

2 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Last night feels like it was some sort of sweet dream. What a night for the university.

Great things are happening.

That stadium was electric. It was a fucking blast 🤘🏽

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I don't know about y'all but I am in this mother fucker. Thinking back to last night, I don't know what happened to MM for Arch to come in but when he did, it was such a sigh of relief for me because it seems like Sark has this team, this program, along with CDC, heading in the right direction. 11-1!!! I would have never taken that bet in week 3. 

If we get in the playoffs, we get in. If we don't, there will be a reckoning next year and years after. 

We couldn't ask for a better senior's night, especially against those Mission tortilla throwing, goal post stealing, Ag hitting with binos, Leach firing, CJK5H's son concussion enabling, fake gun shooting, throwing shit at the bus, Crabtree recruiting fucks

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5 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

I don't know about y'all but I am in this mother fucker. Thinking back to last night, I don't know what happened to MM for Arch to come in but when he did, it was such a sigh of relief for me because it seems like Sark has this team, this program, along with CDC, heading in the right direction. 11-1!!! I would have never taken that bet in week 3. 

If we get in the playoffs, we get in. If we don't, there will be a reckoning next year and years after. 

We couldn't ask for a better senior's night, especially against those Mission tortilla throwing, goal post stealing, Ag hitting with binos, Leach firing, CJK5H's son concussion enabling, fake gun shooting, throwing shit at the bus, Crabtree recruiting fucks

you forgot "STD spreading"

22 minutes ago, Grande Mart said:

you forgot "STD spreading"

Everything runs thru Lubbock

1 hour ago, ryskey said:

lol Bert leading the country in scoring

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I’d rather he have the UGA’s kicker’s stats.

Good for him but that just makes me ragey at our red zone offense 

On 11/19/2023 at 1:17 PM, Gidnik said:

 

Wishes do come true. This very aged well! 

11-1 pisses me off about OU all over again.  When sark came out pregame and said shit about kids deserve to have fun or shit.   I hope we get our just to kick their ass

2 hours ago, CastHorn said:

Fuck that. Give me the Sooners on a platter so we can show all those old fucks in the committee what a fluke the Cotton Bowl was. I’m the biggest BYU fan today, soaking a bitch as we speak.

lol you want me to shake the bed for you?

2 hours ago, ryskey said:

lol Bert leading the country in scoring

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Bert for Heisman!

 

9 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

lol you want me to shake the bed for you?

I'm guessing he has a bed that does that for him.

2 hours ago, ryskey said:

lol Bert leading the country in scoring

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And that is with Sark being a dumbshit early on costing him 5-7 opportunities

4 hours ago, mdmost said:

The winner probably goes to #1. Then they get a layup win next week against Iowa. Big 10 is in. 

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How the f is Big 12 championship game at 11 am again.

28 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

How the f is Big 12 championship game at 11 am again.

Because FOX. 

4 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

All you people rooting for another matchup against OU, be careful what you wish for

We want the best opponent possible in the games...   It's fuck around and find out time... 

5 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

All you people rooting for another matchup against OU, be careful what you wish for

I we beat them, this year is special. If we beat someone else, we still lost to OU.

17 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Just took a look at bama’s schedule to look for this major improvement since losing to us.  In back to back weeks in early October they beat arky by 3 and aggy by 6.  Beat ole miss and Tenn by 14 each after that so still not that great.  Scored a bunch on a lsu team that seems to have no defense, then beat Kentucky by 28 (in football, remember). Is that impressive. Now they’ve smeared Chattanooga 66-10. Which is a lot like beating middle Tennessee 56-7 in WEEK ONE right before our game. 
 

The only game they looked bad was the usf game where they panicked and benched milroe. I’m not seeing it now that I’ve looked for it. And it’s not like beating a Super shitty auburn will move the needle. 

Bumping for losing 21-20 in the third in the iron bowl against an auburn that lost at home by 21 last fucking week to New Mexico State. 

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3 hours ago, MotownHorn said:

lol you want me to shake the bed for you?

Just focus on no derping  the camera, Case.

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