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7 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

fucking Cajun here gets it

the point is IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE DISGUSTING FOR THEM. Sweaty filthy hairy old man balls.

THIS IS AN EXPRESSION OF DOMINANCE not of eroticism you twits

that said if we win by 50 I'll be plenty turned on

Not to rescue ranger the other side here Rimbo, but there’s always that reasonable probability that sand aggy likes the sensation and hygienic advantage of a pube floss.

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Oh for fuck’s sake.

Just couldn’t resist, eh?

I used to date this tech grad but she ended it because she said she saw no long term future with me. I didn’t care and I literally never even think about her anymore or wonder how she is. Her loss haha
 

But yeah I’ve cheered against tech every game since then. As in every game they play in anything. 

@HelobiousShe handed you a gift my man.

Tech girls are not for “purchase”, they’re rentals.

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26 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Not to rescue ranger the other side here Rimbo, but there’s always that reasonable probability that sand aggy likes the sensation and hygienic advantage of a pube floss.

they'll like it if they know what's good for them

@Rimbo Well, they’re sand aggy, so knowing “what’s good” is asking a lot bro.

I mean, they thought living in Lubbock and getting a degree in Hotel Management was quite the goal…

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20 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

You could fix that with the lawnmower 5.0 by manscaped…just sayin’.

But does it still cut the sack? I’m tired of bleeding out when I snip the sack 

1 hour ago, Cajun said:

@HelobiousShe handed you a gift my man.

Tech girls are not for “purchase”, they’re rentals.

That’s what I was thinking. OP mentions the coeds getting the Mrs degree, and I had no idea it was a thing to make tech coeds a Mrs.    Rental might even be a bit generous.
 

Will also have one or two for your old man @NameAlreadyInUse  55-17 it is.   

40 is the max points we've scored in a game this year, but I like the enthusiasm.  
We're way past due a mudhole, black Friday is that day.
12 hours ago, Rimbo said:

 

cf8e693c-4f7a-4a2c-a69f-ed30d627f17b_tex

 

 

None of us did, really. But Tech least of all.

 

 

I-27 is the large intestine of Texas, moving solid waste safely out of Amarillo until it can be deposited in Lubbock, Texas' colon. The asshole of the state.

 

 

2 days.

 

 

His head really does look like a penis.

 

Ball talk not going away

I guess his Captain America outfit didn’t really help.

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TRY NOT TO SUCK ANY MORE DICKS ON THE WAY BACK TO LUBBOCK

12 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

TRY NOT TO SUCK ANY MORE DICKS ON THE WAY BACK TO LUBBOCK

57 is the new 37

Feel really really good about my 55-18 prediction.  Undershot a little on us, overshot on them.  I can live with that.  FUCK OFF TECH*.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* - Except I do like their band, and sometimes I like slorch.

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