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#351

I'm calling it right now. He kicks a walk-off field goal to win the game after a drive-ending targeting call on Ohio State on the prior drive.

It is written.

#353
Barring a change of direction in the pre-game, I'm told that junior Will Stone will handle place-kicking duties for Texas tonight instead of Bert Auburn. Not 100% locked in, but it seems to be the plan.

 

#355
Bert Auburn is listed as the starting kicker in the game notes, but pregame warmups will be a far better indicator as to whether he’s the No. 1 K or if those responsibilities have shifted to Will Stone

 

#356

Will stone is a junior?  Lol

And he still been behind auburn all season? Lol

Fire this entire ST coaching group

#357
3 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

Will stone is a junior?  Lol

And he still been behind auburn all season? Lol

Fire this entire ST coaching group

Nothing screams we're fucked quite as loud as this does.... #fml

#359

he is left footed so that likely means a new holder too.

16th game of the fucking season.

welp, i guess there's only one thing left to do...

#360

Changing a kicker in semi finals to one who has ZERO collegiate game kicks --- maybe

Changing a kicker AND holder --- nah... I'll believe it when I see it.

Sark more likely to just not kick FGs

#361
4 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Changing a kicker in semi finals to one who has ZERO collegiate game kicks --- maybe

Changing a kicker AND holder --- nah... I'll believe it when I see it.

Sark more likely to just not kick FGs

Yeah, I feel like if we had to switch both he is just not going to try anything over 35 yards or something. 

 

#364
4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Let’s just dominate so we don’t need field goals

that tends to be how playoff semifinal games go...

#367
54 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Guess I have to get this ready for tonight...

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#368
In pregame warmups, backup punter Ian Ratliff is holding for Will Stone, who is left-footed and may take over place-kicking duties from Bert Auburn. The significance? Ratliff is currently in the transfer portal.
Bert Auburn and Will Stone in warmups. 🤘

 

  • 3 months later...
#373

Portal

Thank you Texas. Through all the ups and downs, these have been some of the best years. It’s been an honor to be a longhorn! I will be entering the transfer portal with one year of eligibility remaining.

 

 

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#382

Texas should never have a kicker as shitty as he was last season. Ever. Adios, carrot top. 

#383

Man, what the fuck happened to him last year?

 

im not sure i remember another longhorn having such a promising first two seasons and then a clunker junior year like he had

#384

He's a kicker. It's not as unusual as we think, we've just been blessed with an unusually good run of kickers over the years. 

#385

Dude straight up cost Texas an SEC championship and nearly blew the ASU game as well.

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#387

Loyal Longhorn who hit a slump. I hope we kick better as a team next year but totally disagree with the hate.

#389
9 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

Loyal Longhorn who hit a slump. I hope we kick better as a team next year but totally disagree with the hate.

I mean he's not a loyal Longhorn he's leaving the team. Also not sure what you "disagree" with. You think he was good last season? Texas is trying to win a national title.

#390
6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I mean he's not a loyal Longhorn he's leaving the team. Also not sure what you "disagree" with. You think he was good last season? Texas is trying to win a national title.

um.... "the hate"? Says right there after the "disagree with"....

#392
Just now, Chico_SA said:

um.... "the hate"? Says right there after the "disagree with"....

He's getting hate because he was dogshit last season. 

Stupid shit like this gets in the way of Texas being as successful at football as they should be. A terrible kicker that almost ruined the entire season last year leaves and people try and act all classy and say he doesn't deserve any hate or criticism and that he just had a bad year. 

Fuck that shit, man. Sark has this thing rolling. We don't have time for kicking seasons like the travesty that Bert put together in '24. 

Get a grip.

#394
1 hour ago, ztejas said:

He's getting hate because he was dogshit last season. 

Stupid shit like this gets in the way of Texas being as successful at football as they should be. A terrible kicker that almost ruined the entire season last year leaves and people try and act all classy and say he doesn't deserve any hate or criticism and that he just had a bad year. 

Fuck that shit, man. Sark has this thing rolling. We don't have time for kicking seasons like the travesty that Bert put together in '24. 

Get a grip.

Take your own advice, Mr. Ragey.

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#396
8 hours ago, Chico_SA said:

um.... "the hate"? Says right there after the "disagree with"....

When Z’s being all mean and hateful like that, your best bet is just to ignore him. He’ll be his normal sweet self in the morning. 

#399
14 hours ago, ztejas said:

He's getting hate because he was dogshit last season. 

Stupid shit like this gets in the way of Texas being as successful at football as they should be. A terrible kicker that almost ruined the entire season last year leaves and people try and act all classy and say he doesn't deserve any hate or criticism and that he just had a bad year. 

Fuck that shit, man. Sark has this thing rolling. We don't have time for kicking seasons like the travesty that Bert put together in '24. 

Get a grip.

How embarrassed are you this morning you loose slut?

#400

Y'all doing a great job here, complaining about the kicking game instead of the Red Zone play calling and execution. Two years in a row we get to the semi-final, come down to first and goal needing a TD to win or at least tie, and wind up 0 for 8 and minus 7 points... dammit, if only our kicker wasn't shit.

I'll be interested to see if Auburn can figure out what went wrong, and maybe get his first two seasons' accuracy back. 

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