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Expected him to miss the first one drifting right. He did. Told my cousin before the last one that usually when he misses right like that he over corrected and yanks the next one left.  Then we watched as he did. I was hoping that 38 was too close for it to matter but it was just far enough (after centering the ball a little for him).

2 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

I will expect him to miss every time he ever goes out there until he's no longer on the team. 

Very unclutch from medium distance and out.  Wish it weren’t so but we need a better kicker.  If you’re gonna routinely miss 45 yard kicks you better be straight money inside 40.  He wasn’t today. 

It would be a sign of making an effort if he rolled out in Cotton Bowl with a buzz cut. Might actually be enough to reboot his psyche. 

Just now, Lhorn said:

Very unclutch from medium distance and out.  Wish it weren’t so but we need a better kicker.  If you’re gonna routinely miss 45 yard kicks you better be straight money inside 40.  He wasn’t today. 

The saddest part is you see college kickers make deep 40s and even low 50s kick with ease these days

1 minute ago, BurgleBro said:

The saddest part is you see college kickers make deep 40s and even low 50s kick with ease these days

Kinda like what he did last year…

Is there a roofing commercial shoot this week?  I think Stevie Lee would do the right thing.

We've all seen the stats that he is better from the left hash.  No idea why they didn't run something to that side to get him in a more comfortable spot.

On top of that he's fucking terrible.

9 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

We've all seen the stats that he is better from the left hash.  No idea why they didn't run something to that side to get him in a more comfortable spot.

On top of that he's fucking terrible.

Both kicks were near mid to mid right.

20 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

We've all seen the stats that he is better from the left hash.  No idea why they didn't run something to that side to get him in a more comfortable spot.

On top of that he's fucking terrible.

It wouldn't have mattered, dude is broken

I refuse to believe that bringing Bert back next season is best option. At this point I would take chance on HS kid as Bert cannot be counted on. 

That was his first miss under 40 yards all year. Crazy.

It sure feels like he has had a worse year than that.

19 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Sark cuddling him before the miss that would’ve won it was, frankly, bizarre. 

yep

Does Texas have a sports psychologist on retainer? 

21 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Sark cuddling him before the miss that would’ve won it was, frankly, bizarre. 

Mack used to do the same thing before every big kick.  He did it to Tucker at Anm. 

36 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Both kicks were near mid to mid right.

Looked like both kicks were from dead on center of the field. Ewers sneaked it there before the last kick.

One kick went right and the other went left at the end and clanked off the upright. 

1 hour ago, BurgleBro said:

The saddest part is you see college kickers make deep 40s and even low 50s kick with ease these days

He’s got the leg

He’s just pissing all over the toilet seat with his aim 

42 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Both kicks were near mid to mid right.

No shit sherlock.  That's why I said they should have put him on the left hash.

Just now, AbeFroman said:

No shit sherlock.  That's why I said they should have put him on the left hash.

If you can't make it from near middle then literally gtfo. 

 

If he's from left hash that last kick is about 10 yards wide left.

Just now, AbeFroman said:

No shit sherlock.  That's why I said they should have put him on the left hash.

I think Quinn tried to run to the left hash but looked like he herp derped on the way and fell down.

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

If you can't make it from near middle then literally gtfo. 

 

If he's from left hash that last kick is about 10 yards wide left.

He’s better when he can fade the ball. Move it over to where he can do that, he is more accurate. Or close enough that the ball doesn’t have time to draw across the left post.  
 

obviously if the ball was at the left hash he would be aiming differently. 

Kicker seems like the kind of one year rental that NIL should be able to hookup every year if need be. Find a good kicker at some shit school, and have someone make the call. Its a bullshit system, but it is the system, so we might as well take advantage of it. We cant run it back with Bert, he's getting worse not better. 

Before today

Bert Auburn this year: Left hash: 5/5 Middle of the field: 5/7, misses from 51, 42 Right hash: 5/10; misses from 43, 44, 48, 51

It's gotten to the point where I am nervous on extra points as well. 

8 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

If you can't make it from near middle then literally gtfo. 

 

If he's from left hash that last kick is about 10 yards wide left.

Wait a second, do you actually think that humans approach everything exactly the same when their surroundings change?

You think that no matter where he was on the field, the kick would be the same?

Can't say for certain he would have made it, but god I hope you understand how illogical that is.

 

1 minute ago, SameSame said:

Wait a second, do you actually think that humans approach everything exactly the same when their surroundings change?

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Let's not start trying to interject logic into anything around here.  Not today.

6 minutes ago, SameSame said:

Wait a second, do you actually think that humans approach everything exactly the same when their surroundings change?

You think that no matter where he was on the field, the kick would be the same?

Can't say for certain he would have made it, but god I hope you understand how illogical that is.

 

I think Auburn is actually complete fucking dog shit and you can't assume anything with his piece of shit self.

3 minutes ago, SameSame said:

Wait a second, do you actually think that humans approach everything exactly the same when their surroundings change?

You think that no matter where he was on the field, the kick would be the same?

Can't say for certain he would have made it, but god I hope you understand how illogical that is.

 

Let's not make this rocket science. It's kicking a fucking football through an upright. If you only successfully can kick from one hash, then you have the yips and suck. 

If have 2 chances to seal the win for your team and miss both times, you have the yips and suck. Oh yea, you also contributed to the loss in the SEC championship game. The team should probably leave your ass off the plane flight home.

No one gives a fuck which hash. Just make the fucking kick, any one of the 2.

1 minute ago, crash_davis said:

Let's not make this rocket science. It's kicking a fucking football through an upright. If you only successfully can kick from one hash, then you have the yips and suck. 

If have 2 chances to seal the win for your team and miss both times, you have the yips and suck. Oh yea, you also contributed to the loss in the SEC championship game. The team should probably leave your ass off the plane flight home.

No one gives a fuck which hash. Just make the fucking kick, any one of the 2.

They should hold the mother fucker down and shave his head!

 

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You know, as the OP of this thread, it’s not missed on me that he went to shit essentially right after I posted. 
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15 minutes ago, Hate said:

It's gotten to the point where I am nervous on extra points as well. 


The dude has not missed an extra point as a Longhorn. He's been perfect.

Yeah, they kept saying that over and over trying to jinx him. 

 

Edit: I'm not one to judge people's appearance usually, but he needs to get a fucking haircut.  He looks stupid.  Sideshow Bob.

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52 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

I refuse to believe that bringing Bert back next season is best option. At this point I would take chance on HS kid as Bert cannot be counted on. 

just look for the kickers Georgia wants and offer them a billion dollars

16 minutes ago, SameSame said:

 

Can't say for certain he would have made it, but god I hope you understand how illogical that is.

 

Narrator:  "He did NOT understand"

Is there some kind of place kicker guru coach we can bring in before the next game?  His kicks look completely different from last season. 

1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

That was his first miss under 40 yards all year. Crazy.

It sure feels like he has had a worse year than that.

Thought the same thing. I had a sense that he’s been shaky all year and was surprised how good he’s been inside 40…..well except….

Glad for him that he doesn’t have to wear a loss today around his neck for eternity  

 

Whenever announcers start talking about a kicker's stats before a kick you just know he's about to miss one

13 minutes ago, RabidM said:

Is there some kind of place kicker guru coach we can bring in before the next game?  His kicks look completely different from last season. 

As I recall he always had a hook.  It made me nervous last year too.  Now it doesn't seem like he has any idea what the ball is going to do.  So yeah something's different.  It's like he tried to straighten his hook but does only some of the time and doesn't know when to compensate for it.

1 hour ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Sark cuddling him before the miss that would’ve won it was, frankly, bizarre. 

 

1 hour ago, AbeFroman said:

Mack used to do the same thing before every big kick.  He did it to Tucker at Anm. 

Mack did this to Dusty Mangum in the ‘05 Rose Bowl (1:06 mark in the vid).

 

I think we seriously have to think about him being mentally broken. He’s all over the place now. Feels like Stone needs to kick 

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