April 18Apr 18 The kid made what should have been 2 50-yard game-winning field goals against Alabama and OU, only to see our defense choke both games away in the final seconds. He was indeed terrible last year and I hope he figures it out and does well at his new home.
April 18Apr 18 17 hours ago, ztejas said: Fuck that shit, man. Sark has this thing rolling. We don't have time for kicking seasons like the travesty that Bert put together in '24. Bert drove me crazy but it’s on Sark for constantly setting up plays where if we needed to kick it was from the side of the field where Bert kept missing.
April 18Apr 18 3 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said: Bert sucked last year because 90% of y'all kept calling him Burt. It would have been easier if he'd have just gone ahead and changed his name to Aubern.
April 18Apr 18 3 hours ago, Tex Long said: I'll be interested to see if Auburn can figure out what went wrong, and maybe get his first two seasons' accuracy back. Probably will be better for him when he doesn't have Sark in his face with a nervous-looking grin before every big kick, and without a line that constantly false starts during his attempts. He might benefit from a haircut, too. Edited April 18Apr 18 by OU Sucks
April 19Apr 19 Gotta hope this means we have someone better lined up. If Will Stone were better wouldn’t he have been kicking last year?
April 19Apr 19 5 hours ago, Lhorn said: Gotta hope this means we have someone better lined up. If Will Stone were better wouldn’t he have been kicking last year? Check the transfer thread
April 19Apr 19 Started out great and went downhill. Think his early success went to his head. Good luck to him with his next team.
April 20Apr 20 14 hours ago, Horn80 said: Started out great and went downhill. Think his early success went to his head. Good luck to him with his next team. It was probably those dates with Sydney Sweeney.
April 20Apr 20 9 hours ago, TrashMaster G said: It was probably those dates with Sydney Sweeney. Women weaken legs.
April 20Apr 20 12 hours ago, StassneyHorn said: Carrot Top is actually funny though Carrot Top needs to be shot in the head and left in the ditch to die a cold and lonely death.
April 20Apr 20 On 4/18/2025 at 3:30 PM, MrBig said: Bert drove me crazy but it’s on Sark for constantly setting up plays where if we needed to kick it was from the side of the field where Bert kept missing. Both sides?
April 20Apr 20 On 4/18/2025 at 6:01 AM, Kennythetiger said: When Z’s being all mean and hateful like that, your best bet is just to ignore him. He’ll be his normal sweet self in the morning. I wish Bert well. Forgot how good he was 2 years ago. He was still cheeks last season and Texas has made the right call by moving on. 🤘
April 20Apr 20 On 4/18/2025 at 4:31 PM, OU Sucks said: Probably will be better for him when he doesn't have Sark in his face with a nervous-looking grin before every big kick, and without a line that constantly false starts during his attempts. He might benefit from a haircut, too. Yes it's the guy who's about to get 15 of his players drafted's fault.
April 20Apr 20 4 minutes ago, ztejas said: Yes it's the guy who's about to get 15 of his players drafted's fault.
April 21Apr 21 11 hours ago, Tex Long said: Carrot Top needs to be shot in the head and left in the ditch to die a cold and lonely death. Vegas doesn't hand out 18 year residencies.
April 21Apr 21 On 4/18/2025 at 10:44 PM, Murfdogg21 said: Definitely should reboot his hairstyle at the same time as his kicking career. For sure. Here comes an old man rant, so please neg me if you want. There's a good life rule. If we choose to hire you and you look really ridiculous, you had better be really, really good at your job. An example of this would be Albert Einstein. Because if you screw up, then WE look really ridiculous for having made the decision to hire you. For fun, check out the social media saga of this angry woman, Ash O'Brien, who for some reason, couldn't get a job at TJ Maxx. Edited April 21Apr 21 by TreatyOak
April 21Apr 21 30 minutes ago, TreatyOak said: Not a bad rant, but you left out the part about "Don't stick your dick in this."
April 21Apr 21 2 hours ago, Tex Long said: Not a bad rant, but you left out the part about "Don't stick your dick in this." I'd need to see a full body shot before making that determination
April 21Apr 21 37 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said: I'd need to see a full body shot before making that determination Or you could just wear a blindfold and hope for the best.
April 21Apr 21 19 minutes ago, Tex Long said: Or you could just wear a blindfold and hope for the best. Sounds like a good way to get tetanus.
April 21Apr 21 To read an interview with Ash and watch her hilarious, clueless TikTok, click here. TJMAXX claimed she didn't have enough experience, but one viewer speculated that perhaps, "it was the demon-spider on her neck." Good luck to you, Bert. And if you want people to take you seriously, stop presenting yourself like you just finished a run in the traveling production of "Hair."
April 21Apr 21 34 minutes ago, TreatyOak said: To read an interview with Ash and watch her hilarious, clueless TikTok, click here. TJMAXX claimed she didn't have enough experience, but one viewer speculated that perhaps, "it was the demon-spider on her neck."
April 21Apr 21 1 hour ago, Park Gothic said: Sounds like a good way to get tetanus. "Good" doesn't really apply here, does it? You could substitute a plastic bag - opaque, of course - for the blindfold. Or keep the blindfold and use a plastic bread-bag. And dishwashing gloves. Might want to put a nice tight bungee cord around your neck, keep that bag from coming loose.
April 21Apr 21 55 minutes ago, Tex Long said: "Good" doesn't really apply here, does it? You could substitute a plastic bag - opaque, of course - for the blindfold. Or keep the blindfold and use a plastic bread-bag. And dishwashing gloves. Might want to put a nice tight bungee cord around your neck, keep that bag from coming loose. Sounds like you speak from experience.
April 21Apr 21 1 hour ago, Rockwell Torrey said: Sounds like you speak from experience. Only the blindfold. The rest depends on luck.
April 21Apr 21 I'd need to see a full body shot before making that determinationLooks to be pretty rude and definitely crazy.
April 22Apr 22 21 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said: Looks to be pretty rude and definitely crazy. She's the little red dot in the northeast corner of the No-Go Zone.
August 31Aug 31 Just now, LTtxfan said: Hey chainsaw... Don't pretend you're not interested. It's CFB on a Sunday.
September 1Sep 1 Miss me yet? I'm the REAL kicker at UMiami guys. We just use the other guy as a DECOY
September 1Sep 1 1 minute ago, 4th&Five said: He ain't come to UMiami to play school. Or football. Made friends with some cool Colombian guys.
September 1Sep 1 7 minutes ago, chainsaw said: He ain't come to UMiami to play school. Or football. Made friends with some cool Colombian guys. Bert becoming a Miami drug lord would be an awesome twist to this tale
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