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On 11/22/2023 at 3:26 PM, Gidnik said:

Kevin mars crew announced as the crew. 🤮🤮

i was wrong i dont know where i saw it but it was wrong. i throw myself on the mercy of the court. 

 

1 hour ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

I only made it less than a hundred post into this thread. With a top ten SOS, Texas defense is top 5 in; run defense, 3rd down defense, and red zone defense. Quite clutching Memaw’s pearls.

Yes. Quite.

On 11/21/2023 at 5:21 PM, jw4381 said:

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yormark needs some alphabetty spaghetti lettuce and tomato sauce

On 11/22/2023 at 5:02 PM, TreatyOak said:

A bad omen: In New York City. Was on 57th Street today when a swagged-up gaggle of Tech fans passed me. I gave one of them, a very pretty woman, the Hook ‘ Em. She sweetly smiled and gave me the Guns Up right back. She kinda owned me. 

Sounds like an innocent interaction but you may want to get an STD screen just in case.

My son graduated from Angelo State over a year ago, in their Nursing program, which became a part of the TCEH umbrella system while there. He told me he should move to Lubbock for a job and enroll in their NP Program. I just told him if you think it’s best for you being a “sand aggy” knock yourself out, but don’t bring that TCEH mantra to the house! He’s a Longhorn fan/descendant, so he knew exactly what I was saying.

Hook’em!!!

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3 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Ok, I am getting anxious.

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45 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

My son graduated from Angelo State over a year ago, in their Nursing program, which became a part of the TCEH umbrella system while there. He told me he should move to Lubbock for a job and enroll in their NP Program. I just told him if you think it’s best for you being a “sand aggy” knock yourself out, but don’t bring that TCEH mantra to the house! He’s a Longhorn fan/descendant, so he knew exactly what I was saying.

Hook’em!!!

@GreenspointTexas is your son? Checks out tbh.

22 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Last tech injury report said the following for the Texas game:

Expected Back

  • S Tyler Owens 
  • WR Myles Price (good possession WR and returner)
  • LB Bryce Ramirez

Doubtful

  • OL Cole Spencer
  • S Dadrion Taylor-Demerson
  • DT Jaylon Hutchings may try to go 

Gametime Decision

LB Steve Linton

Out for this game

LB Jacob Rodriguez (redshirt)

 

 

Link?

From Cibolo there was a burnt orange sunrise this morning.  Positive omen.  The fates have spoken.

My son graduated from Angelo State over a year ago, in their Nursing program…

Pics of paycheck?
1 hour ago, Magabro said:

It’s game day.

TEXAS!!!!

Hope this has been on autoplay in Texas locker room all week...

FIGHT !!!  🤘

28 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Hope this has been on autoplay in Texas locker room all week...

FIGHT !!!  🤘

“Everything runs through Lubbock!”

Um, ok.

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1 minute ago, Cajun said:

“Everything runs through Lubbock!”

Um, ok.

Even I-27 doesn't run through Lubbock. It just leaves.

On 11/22/2023 at 2:18 PM, Valmy77 said:

No PUF money goes to football. Last I checked the PUF was for academics.

aggy uses the AUF payment to wash all of their ledgers with the end result being boomhauer getting paid with our money

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

NOW we know it’s Mar and crew per IT. You typically don’t know crews until the day of, and, well, here we are

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Yep.  I heard this late last week.  Was hoping it was the person I heard it from was just fucking with us but nope.  Happy Thanksgiving from Yormark.   As I posted in the Big 12 refs thread earlier this week, maybe the Big 12 tiebreaker scenario is such a cluster if Texas loses that the Big 12 will reign Mar in.  One can hope.


Pics of paycheck?

Nice - I remember those from years ago, talking about Nurse income. I will say, less than 2 years from graduating, he does make more than his Mom, a teacher for 20+, so we are proud of him.

Hook’em!!!
1 hour ago, Txslnghrns said:


Pics of paycheck?

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Here’s hoping the team isn’t as pessimistic and defeatist about Kevin Mar as the message board posters 

14 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Here’s hoping the team isn’t as pessimistic and defeatist about Kevin Mar as the message board posters 

I have no doubt the team is well aware they will get no calls.  It won't be different from any other week.   Fuck em.  Leave no doubt.

On 11/22/2023 at 11:45 PM, BarthHollamew said:

Watching this, it’s crazy how much football has changed in our lifetimes (speaking for those 45 and older).  Fullbacks, no penalties on the Brackens hit or the hit on James Brown after he was already on this ground, no concussion protocol for the Tech kicker, they just pat him on the shoulder and let him stand woozy on the sideline, straight 4-3 defenses, seven step drops, huge shoulder pads and neck rolls, etc.  That said, James Brown and Ricky were a joy to watch. I always thought Ricky looked better as #11.  ‘95 & ‘96 were so fun.  ‘97 sucked.  Obviously ‘98 was pretty great. 

i remain convinced the veer option and triple option should be in the book and regularly practiced

both are very simple to run and a defense without 8 in the box is giving 5 yards if not more until they adjust

2 hours ago, msucolt45 said:


Nice - I remember those from years ago, talking about Nurse income. I will say, less than 2 years from graduating, he does make more than his Mom, a teacher for 20+, so we are proud of him.

Hook’em!!!

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Yes - he is a male nurse that works for an Orthopedic surgeon.

Hook’em!!!

I was just glad to get him off of my vehicle insurance! Medical insurance came about a year later. Felt like a pay raise!

Hook’em!!!

8 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

Yes - he is a male nurse that works for an Orthopedic surgeon.

Hook’em!!!

 

5 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

I was just glad to get him off of my vehicle insurance! Medical insurance came about a year later. Felt like a pay raise!

Hook’em!!!


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Nothing like Surly Horns. That’s why I love this internet place!

Hook’em!!!

If you haven’t already started drinking, then you can’t say you drank all day!

Watching Iowa at Nebraska makes one want to drink! It’s like watching cousins fight in the backyard!

Hook’em!!!

3 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

From the mountains of North Georgia....

TEXAS!

From Pleasanton TX, where the Ewers family is from! 
FIGHT!!! 

Wreck Tech.  Let's kick some Dollar General Lone Ranger's ass!

22 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

*has rare interaction with hot woman*

Haha. Our UT interns say hi. 

3 hours ago, Skipper said:

I have no doubt the team is well aware they will get no calls.  It won't be different from any other week.   Fuck em.  Leave no doubt.

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I’m in Midland visiting my parents- all the little anklebiters are out in their red and black bullshit. I hate Tech more than anyone after growing up here. 
 

We’re gonna whoop that ass. 
55-17 Horns

22 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Haha. Our UT interns say hi. 

Hopefully not too aggressively 

5 hours ago, Cajun said:

“Everything runs through Lubbock!”

Um, ok.

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Odd to be giving an STD lecture during a postgame speech.

Tech fan checking in. 
 

I have zero hope. None. Nada. Zip. 
 

I fear it’s going to be a bloodbath like that game in the late 90’s where you destroyed our kicker on the fake FG. 
 

I had so much hope for this season, but alas, we’re not nearly as good as we thought we would be. Luckily for me I have to attend a wedding tonight and miss the shitshow. 

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Well folks about time for the last Big 12 game in Austin

6 minutes ago, Uncle Nate said:

Tech fan checking in. 
 

I have zero hope. None. Nada. Zip. 
 

I fear it’s going to be a bloodbath like that game in the late 90’s where you destroyed our kicker on the fake FG. 
 

I had so much hope for this season, but alas, we’re not nearly as good as we thought we would be. Luckily for me I have to attend a wedding tonight and miss the shitshow. 

I see your reverse jinx attempt and I do not accept it.

We're gonna skullfuck y'all by 21 points that turns into a 3-point win.

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