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33 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Pretty sure they don’t “announce” crews in advance

Yeah, if they did it'd be easier to know which brake lines to cut.

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3 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Tceh band is in NYC for the Macy's parade tomorrow. 


I read somewhere they had to strengthen the roads along the parade route for them. 

4 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

If true, I think it's slightly good news if it decreases the chances he will work the CCG.

We're going to fuck Tceh up anyway.

 

Tceh band is in NYC for the Macy's parade tomorrow. 

At least they won’t be bitching about the visitor band seats this year

6 hours ago, Gidnik said:

Kevin mars crew announced as the crew. 🤮🤮

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fuck this guy

7 hours ago, Gidnik said:

Kevin mars crew announced as the crew. 🤮🤮

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7 hours ago, Gidnik said:

Kevin mars crew announced as the crew. 🤮🤮

Honestly, better here than in the big 12 championship. We can overcome his BS. We did it against K state with a backup QB, and Tech aint K State and Ewers aint Murphy. Texas 38-Tech 17

895 is totally a random number to pick out for wins, for sure, to try to prove some bullshit arbitrary statistic. Totally above board. Doesn’t Texas have like 940+ wins. 
 

Fuck that septic water drinker. 

On 11/21/2023 at 3:54 PM, gofuckyourself said:

Today? Yep.

Then? Nope.

Junior year for me and was there (but I had to look it up to see if there was a penalty).

Here's the video clip starts at 8:55. The dude was OUT on the Texas sideline while his teammate tries to get him to stand up.

 

 

Watching this, it’s crazy how much football has changed in our lifetimes (speaking for those 45 and older).  Fullbacks, no penalties on the Brackens hit or the hit on James Brown after he was already on this ground, no concussion protocol for the Tech kicker, they just pat him on the shoulder and let him stand woozy on the sideline, straight 4-3 defenses, seven step drops, huge shoulder pads and neck rolls, etc.  That said, James Brown and Ricky were a joy to watch. I always thought Ricky looked better as #11.  ‘95 & ‘96 were so fun.  ‘97 sucked.  Obviously ‘98 was pretty great. 

4 hours ago, thunderlounge said:


I read somewhere they had to strengthen the roads along the parade route for them. 

don't forget the run on penicillin...

What would the penalty be on Brackens?  Hitting too hard?  Guy isn’t defenseless.  He wasn’t out of bounds.  

How soon we forget Baylor Cupp who plays for the sand aggies.

What other teams in the CFBP rankings do really doesn't make a shit right now. The only important thing is beating the ever loving hell out of Texas Tech and clinching a spot in the Big 12 championship game. Techtards would never, ever let us hear the end of it if they sent Texas to the SEC with a L against Tech.

The net loss would be about $6.

Lets us send the sand aggies a gift they will never forget. 

5 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Lets us send the sand aggies a gift they will never forget. 

Omaha Steaks?

6 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Lets us send the sand aggies a gift they will never forget. 

Most of them already have herpes.

8 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Lets us send the sand aggies a gift they will never forget. 

All of the homeless in Austin?

Nah. We'll keep the prairie dogs.

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Just now, LTtxfan said:

6:30pm CT   Announcing crew Friday

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Fuck. Pasch is a cunt who hates UT. 
Dusty Gooner. 
wanted McElroy and company 

16 hours ago, Gidnik said:

Kevin mars crew announced as the crew. 🤮🤮

If true, it’s is not shocking.   It was expected.  

Last tech injury report said the following for the Texas game:

Expected Back

  • S Tyler Owens 
  • WR Myles Price (good possession WR and returner)
  • LB Bryce Ramirez

Doubtful

  • OL Cole Spencer
  • S Dadrion Taylor-Demerson
  • DT Jaylon Hutchings may try to go 

Gametime Decision

LB Steve Linton

Out for this game

LB Jacob Rodriguez (redshirt)

 

 

25 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Last tech injury report said the following for the Texas game:

Expected Back

  • S Tyler Owens 
  • WR Myles Price (good possession WR and returner)
  • LB Bryce Ramirez

Doubtful

  • OL Cole Spencer
  • S Dadrion Taylor-Demerson
  • DT Jaylon Hutchings may try to go 

Gametime Decision

LB Steve Linton

Out for this game

LB Jacob Rodriguez (redshirt)

 

 

@Rickylovesweed is Spencer a starter on the OL and Demerson the beat DB?

18 hours ago, Gidnik said:

Kevin mars crew announced as the crew. 🤮🤮

fuck him right in his asian ass.  yes Im racist against cheatin' shitty asian officials.  other than that we kool!

3 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

6:30pm CT   Announcing crew Friday

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Thank god, I'll be in the stadium. 

Thank god, I'll be in the stadium. 
Could have been worse, Beth Mowins isn't on the call.
25 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:
38 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:
Thank god, I'll be in the stadium. 

Could have been worse, Beth Mowins isn't on the call.

This is what her voice always reminds me of

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15 hours ago, thunderlounge said:


I read somewhere they had to strengthen the roads along the parade route for them. 

It looked like they were boarding an Atlas 747. Probably would have used the AN225 had it not been destroyed. 

1 hour ago, Lat22 said:

It looked like they were boarding an Atlas 747. Probably would have used the AN225 had it not been destroyed. 

I think the AN225 actually flew to Lubbock once to pick up a cotton gin.

6 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

If the worst happens I'm burning Lubbock to the ground. The entire world will smell it for a decade.

Kinda like Pecos.

19 hours ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Yeah, if they did it'd be easier to know which brake lines to cut.

don't need them to announce to know whose to cut

A lot of good matchup analysis of tech game so cross-posting here.  Scipio Tex in Rockport

 

22 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

A bad omen: In New York City. Was on 57th Street today when a swagged-up gaggle of Tech fans passed me. I gave one of them, a very pretty woman, the Hook ‘ Em. She sweetly smiled and gave me the Guns Up right back. She kinda owned me. 

...that just sounds like a nice, run of the mill fan interaction. Do people usually gnash their teeth at you?

8 hours ago, slorch said:

All of the homeless in Austin?

Nah. We'll keep the prairie dogs.

Lol sick burn

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

...that just sounds like a nice, run of the mill fan interaction. Do people usually gnash their teeth at you?

It was one of those, Greek goddess assumes human form and interacts with the peasantry, fan interactions. 

*has rare interaction with hot woman*  “Damn I just got owned, I’m not worthy.” *pisses britches*

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8 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

@Rickylovesweed is Spencer a starter on the OL and Demerson the beat DB?

Yes, I knew that injury report from Monday was complete bullshit. 

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I’m not reading this whole thread but I saw Don Williams name and had to chime in.

#1, fuck that guy for using the same name as country music singer and national treasure Don Williams.

#2, every time I read one of his columns I want to ask him why he feels the need to be such a bitchass every single time

C - I remember reading his columns when I was in high school in the 80’s. Can’t believe that fucker is even still alive.

Finally. Fuck Tech and fuck all of west Texas while we are at it. Texas wins 55-18.

19 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

Will you come early?

I don't think he is even breathing hard yet.

I only made it less than a hundred post into this thread. With a top ten SOS, Texas defense is top 5 in; run defense, 3rd down defense, and red zone defense. Quite clutching Memaw’s pearls.

42 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

Will you come early?

That’s what his wife tells me.

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On 11/22/2023 at 5:16 PM, Surly Bevo said:

Pretty sure they don’t “announce” crews in advance

They certainly did before Mar’s crew worked the K State game. 

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