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Ask them to let you put it in their butts. Let them put it in your butt. PUT EVERYTHING IN YOUR BUTT.

If you don’t have a mental disorder, criminal record, or a penchant for being an asshole you may be on the wrong message board.

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4 minutes ago, GeorgeTheGreek said:

Sup Tony? What's your favorite Late Night Snack?

Fish tacos

We eat our own for pure enjoyment.

 

PM Derka.  He will tell you all you need to know

FYI - the answer to the late night snack question is "both tacos".

18 hours ago, Tony_Montana said:

Fish tacos

que voy hacer compadre ponle jamon lleva jamon! 

but if I remember the customer was asking Manny at the stand that.

Either way, glad you're here and you didn't come to Surlybevo to break your f'n back, mijo...

Anyways....there's two guys here looking for you, uno grande y uno pequeno. 

42 minutes ago, Tony_Montana said:

Who is this Derka you all speak of?

You're in for a real treat. 

Find him and disagree with him on a basketball post...or any post, for that matter. He will continue to communicate with you for a long time after that. It's like the Jelly of the Month Club, but with Yak shit being the flavor that keeps showing up at your door. 

Where to begin?

Beans do not belong in chili.

Bbq and many other things are serious bidness. 

You get to learn an entirely new jargon.

If you have to go into the politics section I recommend changing your mind. No, really. We're a bunch of political junkies that fling shit at each other and occasionally have something pertinent to the OP. Pics that give you diabeetus are the antidote.

 

Yeah PM Derka 

Lathering your brisket in liquid smoke is the true Texas way

On 3/26/2018 at 4:34 AM, ButtFumble said:

did Chi Chi and the yayo come with you?

Rush rush, get the yayo 

Have no ragerts!

Nerver go full regards or aggy,

Always member to use you’re correct grammar 

 

And most important rule, Picts of wife, girlfriend or it won’t go well!!!

You need to make an introduction post on each individual subforum.  Some folks may not see this one.  Welcome.

Fake cancer is not to be fucked with, as the fake loss is still too fresh in our hearts.

First time member-long time lurker. Baby, I’m home!

Thank you, I’ll go back to lurking. 

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On 3/25/2018 at 3:40 PM, DaggerHorns said:

If you don’t have a mental disorder, criminal record, or a penchant for being an asshole you may be on the wrong message board.

You had me concerned until I saw the last criteria.

tites are tites!

Instead of using google to search just start a new thread with the question you want know. For example, if you want to know if HEB is open at a given time, just ask the community.  We’re here to help and we’ll always courteously provide you with the best information.

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