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What's this i'm reading about Sam Ehlinger pimping some sort of caffeinated gum?

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some dudes on another board are all up in arms about Ehlinger seemingly involved in some deal to promote some kind of caffeinated gum. sounds pretty dumb to me, but i also doubt that he'd be doing anything to jeopardize his eligibility. anybody know more?

Edited by Goo Punch

8 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

some dudes on another board are all up in arms about Ehlinger seemingly involved in some deal to promote some kind of caffeinated gum.  sounds pretty dumb to me, but i also doubt that he'd be doing anything to jeopardize his eligibility. anybody know more?

Who cares what BYU thinks?

8 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

some dudes on another board are all up in arms about Ehlinger seemingly involved in some deal to promote some kind of caffeinated gum.  sounds pretty dumb to me, but i also doubt that he'd be doing anything to jeopardize his eligibility. anybody know more?

Like the floater into the end zone in OT dumb or nah?

Caffeine gum has been proven by Tom Brady's guru to prevent 4th quarter brain farts, allegedly. 

If true it was a great idea to out it here!

Edited by Nope

I don't know whose fault it is, but I'm gonna PM Derka and Fuck Chip Brown!

The fuck is he doing in Aspen?

Anybody want to beat USC meet me at the intramural fields at 6pm.

5 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

The fuck is he doing in Aspen?

Anybody want to beat USC meet me at the intramural fields at 6pm.

Make it AM.

Maybe he created a new gum that will help him not throw the ball to the other team?  Genius idea.  Limited market though because if he's smart, he won't sell it to scheduled opponent QBs.

42 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I don't know whose fault it is, but I'm gonna PM Derka and Fuck Chip Brown!

Fuck Chip Brown always wins you reps from me. 

If you dig into it you will find Fucking Chip Browns gaping ass pumping turds at your eyeballs!

2 hours ago, DaysOff said:

The fuck is he doing in Aspen?

Anybody want to beat USC meet me at the intramural fields at 6pm.

After they get off of the lake?

Launched by a team of young entrepreneurs in Austin, Texas, Rev Gum was created with one goal in mind: to make energy products more portable and better tasting. One pack contains 6 gems, the caffeine equivalent of 6 cups of coffee in a better tasting, more efficient form. No matter where you are, what your goal is, carrying a pack of Rev Gum enables you to be Be Intensely Here.

Maybe friends or relatives?

Caffine gum sounds about as dangerous to kids as tide pods. Some toddler's heart is going to blow like a mentos in a Wolf Cola.

 

 

Derka is a viral marketing genius. You should go post this on texags and watch the views skyrocket. 

25 minutes ago, abuelo gringo said:

Launched by a team of young entrepreneurs in Austin, Texas, Rev Gum was created with one goal in mind: to make energy products more portable and better tasting. One pack contains 6 gems, the caffeine equivalent of 6 cups of coffee in a better tasting, more efficient form. No matter where you are, what your goal is, carrying a pack of Rev Gum enables you to be Be Intensely Here.

Maybe friends or relatives?

Most likely a friend's company that he is just trying to help out with some exposure. 

3 hours ago, pearlandhorn said:

Maybe he created a new gum that will help him not throw the ball to the other team?  Genius idea.  Limited market though because if he's smart, he won't sell it to scheduled opponent QBs.

Or maybe he gives it to the oline who consistently open some running lanes and take more pressure off of a a young QB.

Speaking of gum, whatever happened to JameGumb? I always thought his GIFs and other works were high quality that came close to rivaling THUjone.

1 hour ago, Domedriver said:

If you dig into it you will find Fucking Chip Browns gaping ass pumping turds at your eyeballs!

You had me at "Fucking Chip Browns..."

14 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

some dudes on another board are all up in arms about Ehlinger seemingly involved in some deal to promote some kind of caffeinated gum. sounds pretty dumb to me, but i also doubt that he'd be doing anything to jeopardize his eligibility. anybody know more?

Could be a friend's company, could be a campus rep like Red Bull does a lot - don't see a big problem.

Dfigg was all set to be spokesperson, but the job required chewing.

Used to love the Gatorade gum

Dr Pepper gum was more my speed.
I don't know whose fault it is, but I'm gonna PM Derka and Fuck Chip Brown!

Phrasing. Nttatwwt

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