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No one has FS2 ?

I don’t have it, but I thought that someone would. 

I accidentally fell asleep for a couple of hours or I may have looked for the game on the interwebs or in Spanish.

I would have watched this one but the USMNT took all the joy out of any more soccer tonight. And I just in general turned the TV off for the night because.. ya know. No CR 

Lulz at everyone laughing at Mexico yesterday. The universe keeps score. 

But to follow it up by losing to Panama? That entire country has half the population of the DFW metroplex. 

I didn’t think that Mexico would make it out of their group and…

…I felt that it was more likely that:

A) The USMNT would not make it out of its group.

…than…

B) It would be for the USMNT to make it to the semifinal.

Man I root for USA and Mexico cause heritage and nationality a motherfucker but I hate when either team acts like little bitches. Much to the Mexican team chagrin, they’ve been getting spanked like bitches in last… 5? 6? USA games so they act up in some games but generally just play and win or shit the bed. Fine. It is what it is since they’ve been sucking in a lot of USA games and in general.

but goddamn the USA acting like entitled cunts. For sure could just be the editing but getting fouled and running up like a one nut twat waffle? Settle down pusilic. USA needs to know to not act like cunts, we are unfortunately 3rd world in the soccer fiefdom until we can prove we can win (still salty about that 2006 quarterfinal free kick that went in but was called off, VAR WOULD have vindicated us in that German game!) but acting like entitled cunts like our military was taking the pitch is just sad. Do better

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That was bullshit when that Panama POS practically tackled Matt Turner and no red card was given.  Also just waiting for someone to say that USA didn't wanna be there. 

4 hours ago, achooloco said:

. For sure could just be the editing but getting fouled and running up like a one nut twat waffle? Settle down pusilic. USA needs to know to not act like cunts

 

Im sorry, exactly which "1st World Soccer" nation's players wouldn't have been enraged with this fucking bullshit?   You are lying or just don't watch much football if you think anyone else would've acted differently about this chickenshit foul from Panama.

 

 

 

 

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48 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Im sorry, exactly which "1st World Soccer" nation's players wouldn't have been enraged with this fucking bullshit?   You are lying or just don't watch much football if you think anyone else would've acted differently about this chickenshit foul from Panama.

 

 

 

 

This. 1000% this. Not very often but occasionally this happens at the club level, even in Europe, and damn straight the player in Pulisic’s position is getting back up and ready to throttle the guy that took the cheap shot.

What made this more egregious, IMHO, is that usually when this happens it’s a team getting blown out that starts taking cheap shots. When it’s a team leading a game, load of horseshit. 

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5 hours ago, achooloco said:

but goddamn the USA acting like entitled cunts. For sure could just be the editing but getting fouled and running up like a one nut twat waffle? Settle down pusilic.

This is not a good take based on the specific example. 

13 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

What made this more egregious, IMHO, is that usually when this happens it’s a team getting blown out that starts taking cheap shots. When it’s a team leading a game, load of horseshit.

Leading the game and the other team already a man down. 

I don’t want much soccer. It looked like the Panama guy saw an opening and just foolishly tried to poke the ball away. I don’t think you’d intentionally try to hurt someone up by one goal late in the match. That’s insane to get a red card & an ejection for that. Doesn’t help the sport’s reputation as soft at all.

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8 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I don’t want much soccer. It looked like the Panama guy saw an opening and just foolishly tried to poke the ball away. I don’t think you’d intentionally try to hurt someone up by one goal late in the match. That’s insane to get a red card & an ejection for that. Doesn’t help the sport’s reputation as soft at all.

Has anyone mentioned you are a fucknig idiot? If not we should start a thread about it.

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I was going to show you some pictures on this, but then I went back and really re-read your post and it's categorically so stupid it's not even worth it. It's like trying to debate that throwing a pitch behind a guy after giving up a grand slam wasn't trying to hit that batter.

10 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Has anyone mentioned you are a fucknig idiot? If not we should start a thread about it.

Of course he's an idiot. He's from Texas and roots for the god damn New York Yankees

22 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I don’t want much soccer. It looked like the Panama guy saw an opening and just foolishly tried to poke the ball away. I don’t think you’d intentionally try to hurt someone up by one goal late in the match. That’s insane to get a red card & an ejection for that. Doesn’t help the sport’s reputation as soft at all.

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This was not given a red in the Peru Canada match.   Certainly as "violent" as Weah's half shove/slap.   I just post it to show that simply making contact to the head doesn't have to be an automatic red.

 

 

Colombia is damn good. They’ve been the best overall team in this tournament so far.

Two managers who are Srgentines are being penalized for being tardy. 

😳

Ummmm… “we” are ALWAYS late to shit. 

That’s why I felt at home from the day I landed. 

1 hour ago, Macklemore said:

Colombia is damn good. They’ve been the best overall team in this tournament so far.

Max Bretos was saying that Colombia was paying $1,100 for a $100 bet on them to win the whole thing about 4 or 5 days out. 

I told my gambling friend to hop on that a day or two before the tournament and it had dropped to $1,000 per $100 bet. 
 

Hopefully he went with it. 

This is some YouTube fiasco shit going on now.

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2 hours ago, DigDug said:

Casual here, Is that the Madrid guy?

If you mean Vini Jr, yes. 

4 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

Cheers to everyone that celebrates

 

This is the video that I always think of. 


Screaming “PUTO!” is just cultural in Mexico. Even in the upper middle classes. 

For those of us without FS2, the Canada 🇨🇦 v 🇨🇱 Chile match is on UniMas

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How the fuck did VAR not review Canada-Chile? That’s an elbow to the face. 

Came in here to post about that.  Both were reds but, IMO, an elbow to the jaw is a tad worse.

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Yeah don’t get me wrong a lots going on. But the rules are clear on hands/arms to the head. 

WTF, just turned on the Canada match, another red?   Canadas second match in a row playing vs 10 men.  Must be nice 

< < DOINK !! > >

Paredes 🇦🇷 banks his PK off the inside of the right post and it banked off to the left side and ARG couldn’t put the rebound in. 

Today is Paredes birthday.

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