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How did the Honduras keeper not save that one?

 

Yeah, I have a feeling Mexico has this.

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Just now, Jive Turkey said:

fuck that stutter step bullshit.

Yeah, that needs to be banned at this point.

 

I don't know if the guy left early on try #1. Certainly on #2 though.

Fuck el chino!

Fuck him in the Jerry curl fucking permed ass!!

F L 3 !!

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So CONCACAF has 4 teams in: USA-Panama-Jamaica-Mexico

 

The last two spots will be decided March 23rd:

Trinidad & Tobago vs Canada

Costa Rica vs Honduras

Those games will be played in Frisco.

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Pots for the draw have been determined.

Pot B is a minefield  Pot C will set the groups of death  

Pot A

  • Argentina
  • Brazil
  • United States
  • Mexico

Pot B

  • Uruguay
  • Colombia
  • Peru
  • Ecuador

Pot C

  • Chile
  • Venezuela
  • Panama
  • Paraguay

Pot D

  • Jamaica
  • Bolivia
  • Honduras/Costa Rica
  • Canada/Trinidad and Tobago

Jamaica, if they land a few of the many top-level dual nationals, are gonna be a handful.   

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We can also laugh at Canada for how they have fallen off since qualifying, but if they make it in and they figure their issues out can also be a tough out. 

2 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

We can also laugh at Canada for how they have fallen off since qualifying, but if they make it in and they figure their issues out can also be a tough out. 

Right?  For a team I generally rooted for, they became quite c*%$y after a tad bit of success.

22 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

Pots for the draw have been determined.

Pot B is a minefield  Pot C will set the groups of death  

Pot A

  • Argentina
  • Brazil
  • United States
  • Mexico

Pot B

  • Uruguay
  • Colombia
  • Peru
  • Ecuador

Pot C

  • Chile
  • Venezuela
  • Panama
  • Paraguay

Pot D

  • Jamaica
  • Bolivia
  • Honduras/Costa Rica
  • Canada/Trinidad and Tobago


Ridiculous that Mexico shouldn't have even qualified yet, with competent official time keeping (9 fucking minutes?!?!? Then an extra 2 minutes because?!?!?)

Mexico should be in Pot D with Costa Rica rather than in Pot A. Total fucking bullshit. I hope that they get Jamaica.

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44 minutes ago, Napoleon said:


Ridiculous that Mexico shouldn't have even qualified yet, with competent official time keeping (9 fucking minutes?!?!? Then an extra 2 minutes because?!?!?)

Mexico should be in Pot D with Costa Rica rather than in Pot A. Total fucking bullshit. I hope that they get Jamaica.

Mexico-Uruguay-Chile-Jamaica 

Cross posting from Austin FC and I see that some of my questions are answered in regards to how the games are matched up to sites.

No way we get any Pot A teams, but still really cool.

 

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Full Stadium List:

 

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Allegiant Stadium, Las Vegas, Nevada
AT&T Stadium, Arlington, Texas
Bank of America Stadium, Charlotte, North Carolina
Children's Mercy Park, Kansas City, Kansas
Exploria Stadium, Orlando, Florida
GEHA Field at Arrowhead Stadium, Kansas City, Missouri
Hard Rock Stadium, Miami, Florida
Levi's Stadium, Santa Clara, California
Mercedes-Benz Stadium, Atlanta, Georgia
MetLife Stadium, East Rutherford, New Jersey
NRG Stadium, Houston, Texas
Q2 Stadium, Austin, Texas
SoFi Stadium, Inglewood, California
State Farm Stadium, Glendale, Arizona

We’re getting pot 3 and 4 teams

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16 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

July 14th in Miami sounds absolutely horrific.  Fuck that noise.  

 

I'll do everything in my power to be at Jerruh World for the USMNT match and try to catch one of the 2 groups stage matches in Austin.  

On 12/5/2023 at 7:14 AM, Trey3216 said:

July 14th in Miami sounds absolutely horrific.  Fuck that noise.  

This.  

WTabsoluteF

Draw show now on FS1

The CFP selection show thinks they should get on with it

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On 11/27/2023 at 5:13 PM, Captain Ron said:

We can also laugh at Canada for how they have fallen off since qualifying, but if they make it in and they figure their issues out can also be a tough out. 

Oh wait, never mind, they got buttfucked (assuming they get past T&T).

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I can only then assume the actual group match dates will be announced around 3am this morning?  

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31 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

So we thinking USA/Uruguay at Jerruh Workd??

That game is in KC, Bolivia is in the Jerrah dome.

 

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So likely Brazil or Colombia in knockouts.  Not good

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14 minutes ago, alincoln said:

So likely Brazil or Colombia in knockouts.  Not good

Our coach is Berhalter - NOT GOOD.

56 minutes ago, alincoln said:

So likely Brazil or Colombia in knockouts.  Not good


 

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52 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:


 

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“I’m not a cat”

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3 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

“I’m not a cat”

Cool, it wasn't just me.

There's a possibility of seeing Dani Pereira and Julio Cascante playing for their national teams at Q2.  I'll definitely get tickets for June 30th.

The U.S. & Mexico are the two most likely Pot A teams not to advance. 

I would think that Mexico has the worst odds of advancing out of the 4 Pot A teams. 

If it means that Gregg is fired, I don’t mind not advancing.

18 hours ago, Napoleon said:

The U.S. & Mexico are the two most likely Pot A teams not to advance. 

I would think that Mexico has the worst odds of advancing out of the 4 Pot A teams. 

If it means that Gregg is fired, I don’t mind not advancing.

Do the pots matter once the groups have been set? What am I missing?

16 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Do the pots matter once the groups have been set? What am I missing?

The pots signify the tier ranking of the teams. (Host countries get placed in Pot A, which means that they don’t have to play a top level team.)

Uruguay is the best 2nd tier team (Pot B).

It is like being a 1 seed in the NCAA hoops tournament.

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Copa tickets went on sale today. Looks like all the brokers got everything they could. I was looking at Met Life in NJ, freaking expensive as hell to see Chile-Argentina or the semis. 
 

thanks @Macklemore

 

55 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Copa tickets went on sale today. Looks like all the brokers got everything they could. I was looking at Met Life in NJ, freaking expensive as hell to see Chile-Argentina or the semis. 
 

thanks @Macklemore

 

I wanted to buy Argentina’s group match in Atlanta. Couldn’t find a ticket that wasn’t resale once sale was open for general public. All of them were purchased on the pre-sales. Cheapest nosebleed is almost $400 with fees. Nothing in the lower level for under a grand. A fucking joke. Thankfully, the demand for Team USA was much less and they’re still tickets available for face value. I bought 2 lower level near the box for $450 all in.

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11 hours ago, TexasMan said:

The end for Memo? 

 

 

If they underperform, it’s going to be the end of Lozano. 

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On 5/9/2024 at 8:24 PM, TexasMan said:

The end for Memo? 

 

 

So about that …

 

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I’m not sure if this makes me laugh more at Mexico, or worries me more because Uruguay is in our group. 

 

Anyway, We needed to bump this som thread since the Copa America starts in two weeks.

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So this kicks off tonight with the Fighting Naps hosting the Former Herdmen at 7 p.m. Central on FS1.

If anyone is hitting the Bolivia game hit me up and come kick it with our group. Tailgate should be solid 

 

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Jules Breach keeps calling it the:

“COPER AMERICA”

I don’t think that she is saying “Americker”, but she is absolutely saying that it is a tournament for people trying to cope with not being in The Euros.

Her accent is not posh…

…Not even upper-middle class (though I’m sure that her bank account is).

But even though she’s aging a bit, I would rather enjoy a Summer By The Breach with that bird. 

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