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So last year started a rapid deterioration of the incandescent bulbs on LawnBevo™ ... and I had a choice.  Do I go with LED bulbs or "something new"?  I chose "something new".

 

As is tradition, LawnBevo™ goes out the Tues/Weds before Thanksgiving, but the rest of the yard decorations don't get out until T+1 weekend.

 

Let's see *YOUR* yards/houses as they come online.

 

 

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...and yes, his lights (in person) are orange.  The phone color/warmth was a little off and the fact that they're somewhat directional means the color variations as the phone moved were a little different, but he *is* orange.

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Now there's something you won't see on a Waco bus tour.

For the soundtrack of any subsequent video featuring the intactness, might I recommend the "electrical banana" portion of Mellow Yellow by Donovan? 

I would pay at least $349 for one of those.  Where do i send the money?

I want it and I want it now. 

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1 hour ago, CycleTex87 said:

Yo know Bevo is a steer, right?

You know LawnBevo™ is fully-intact, right?

 

Don't be a hater.

Sweet.  I have a miniature lawn Bevo of my own.  It's about the size of a golden retriever.  Wife got it at an estate sale.  It goes out front for both Halloween and Christmas.

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Where it all started. Just magnificent
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Have to find a source
Source = me. My photo.

If you meant the LawnBevo[emoji769] frame, I haven't seen them in many years
10 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Source = me. My photo.

If you meant the LawnBevoemoji769.png frame, I haven't seen them in many years

It's great, was wondering if was a self creation. LED upgrade awesome.

That thing is pretty sweet, even as a non longhorn. How big is it? 

skipped the big tree this year bc we'll be in Texas for several weeks and it's a lot of work...

but put this one up 🤘

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18 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

That thing is pretty sweet, even as a non longhorn. How big is it? 

The "horn span" is about 6', and he stands tallest around 5' high... so, he's *not* a dinky boi.

On 11/24/2023 at 8:57 AM, RamjetFDO said:

Source = me. My photo.

If you meant the LawnBevoemoji769.png frame, I haven't seen them in many years

A bit late for this year, but I know a few fabricators. If someone would draw up some blueprints, I could check it out.

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LawnBevo™ 2.0 is 2-0.

Just sayin'.

 

You better have some Fort Knox level security for that bad boy, or he may go on a Flat Stanley-sequence adventure.

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3 hours ago, SurlyGator said:

You better have some Fort Knox level security for that bad boy, or he may go on a Flat Stanley-sequence adventure.

Rebar driven through various angles across the feet, and a heavy chain wrapped around a tree and padlocked.

On 12/2/2023 at 9:35 PM, RamjetFDO said:

Rebar driven through various angles across the feet, and a heavy chain wrapped around a tree and padlocked.

How many bear traps around it?

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5 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

How many bear traps around it?

...bout tree fiddy.

Ain’t gonna lie. At first quick glance the other day, I somehow thought your avatar belonged to Mitch, and we were in for shenanigans. 
 

That changed pretty quickly though. I’d say for the better, but the other is quite entertaining too. 

Since there's no way I can compete with LawnBevo, I'll have to find a different way to impress the neighborhood soccer moms. 

 

 

On 11/30/2023 at 3:29 PM, RPM said:

A bit late for this year, but I know a few fabricators.

I think you’re just making that up. 

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To wrap up the 2023 festivities, I won the neighborhood "People's Choice" award!  Yay me.

Still waiting to see what my prize is, but I'm betting it's a MAJOR AWARD!

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