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5 minutes ago, Helobious said:

So no explosives in car, not a terrorist attack. Immediately you could tell from the video that the way the car blew up it was just from a collision. Just a couple dudes trying to run the checkpoint.

Cars do not blow up from collisions my man. 

They do if Scott Norwood’s deadly accuracy hits the gas tank with a pistol from another moving car.  

1 minute ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Cars do not blow up from collisions my man. 

Life isn't movie, and gas is extraordinarily stable, as well as protected in vehicles.  Not saying that would be impossible, but pretty unlikely.  There is more to this story.  

1 minute ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Cars do not blow up from collisions my man. 

 


Counterpoint:

 

what kind of car was it so i know never to buy one

Car looks pretty obliterated so like how fast can you get between checkpoints? Odd ass story where information is fluid and not clear. Clearly it’s being taken seriously. 
 

I questioned the whole “car was filled with explosives” scenario because the damage would be far greater? 

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Looks like car may have been airborne? Weird ass shit.

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11 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Cars do not blow up from collisions my man. 

 

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Have they reported what type of vehicle it was?

1 minute ago, Pasken said:

Have they reported what type of vehicle it was?

See photo above.

2 minutes ago, Pasken said:

Have they reported what type of vehicle it was?

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19 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Cars do not blow up from collisions my man. 

I learned something more valuable watching From Dusk Till Dawn:

Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!

23 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

what kind of car was it so i know never to buy one

Pinto.

 

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21 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

what kind of car was it so i know never to buy one

A Nissan Rouge. 

27 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Cars do not blow up from collisions my man. 

Explosion isn’t the right word because that’s not what happened to the car imo. It’s more like it burst into flames. 

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Them Duke boys are at it again.  

Holy shit @4th&Five that thing got airborne, they were hauling ass.

2 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

it was a student driver with the instructor. 

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8 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Explosion isn’t the right word because that’s not what happened to the car imo. It’s more like it burst into flames. 

Yep.  And seeing that video of it going airborne, that is actually the kind of collision where bursting into flames is much more likely (structure hits the exposed underside of the car, where the gas tank is).  Google toll booth crashes, a lot of them involve a car hauling ass, hitting a barrier that works like a ramp, launching the car and causing it to burst into flames (here's one of the results that came up):

Still doesn't explain WTF was going on, if the driver had terrorist intent, etc.  Just means that it's possible that it done blowed up because it crashed that way, not because of any explosives.

EDIT: also, the video of the moment of ignition doesn't show any real concussion/blast, which you would expect if explosives were in play.  Could be that it happened out of frame, though.

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2 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Anybody ever bag a hot Canadian border patrol chick?

I went to a shoe show in Toronto once.  

A couple of my friends from Chicago tried to play a small gig in Canada, lied about it at the border (I think you needed work permits) resulting in them being banned from a fairly sizeable chunk of the planet known afterwards as Banada.

1 minute ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

A couple of my friends from Chicago tried to play a small gig in Canada, lied about it at the border (I think you needed work permits) resulting in them being banned from a fairly sizeable chunk of the planet known afterwards as Banada.

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Canadian buddy just told me I have to pass through a security screening to come into the house. 

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How the shit could you not tell if there are two burned bodies in the car or one?

Fuck if I know.

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3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How the shit could you not tell if there are two burned bodies in the car or one?

Ps I just started watching letterkenny ao this hits close to home, boys. 

Give your nuts a tug, ya fucking loser.

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27 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I think they should bring in Hooper for questioning. 

21 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Give your nuts a tug, ya fucking loser.

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Solid reference, big shoots. 

Just now, bolverk said:

 

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Weird how the "wait and see" folks sat this one out and allowed the speculation to spread. Wonder why that happened.

25 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Solid reference, big shoots. 

Best current ongoing show. Can't wait for season 3. 

Driving from left to right in the background.

 

I’m sure there’ll be more solid evidence  later this weekend.  But I can’t imagine spending one of the most uniquely American holidays wishing that there more explosives in the vehicle and that the people driving it were browner (burn joke here).  Also the fact they were going the wrong fucking way is chef’s kiss.  This country is so fucking stupid.  
 

I mean come the fuck on.   It’s a simulation.  John Candy is from Canada.  We have a long, beautiful thread about the greatest Thanksgiving movie ever made which starts in New York.  A car burns up accidentally.  And some of you dipshits think the car was going thru Buffalo to Canada to blow up the Macy’s parade?

 

You’re going the wrong way!

-what?

You’re going the wrong way!

-how does this guy know where we’re going?  (Makes boozing gesture)

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The Duke boys were running contraband maple syrup.

Someday Niagara Falls might get em, but the law never will. 

2 minutes ago, Hawndoh said:

The Duke boys were running contraband maple syrup.

Made a fortune, your father too.   /roth

2 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Cars do not blow up from collisions my man. 

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