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Any estimates on how far it was airborne? That thing fucking flew. Looked like a good 20-25 yards

7 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

“Coming up: liberal leaders think they know what’s best when fighting misinformation.”
 

She said that without a hint of irony. 

Not a terrorist attack, just a couple of guys making their way the only way they know how.

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Any estimates on how far it was airborne? That thing fucking flew. Looked like a good 20-25 yards

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Nothing to be proud of, Brisket.   Fifty yards?

52 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Driving from left to right in the background.

 

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That dude really got airborne for some distance, like rally car distance.

The last thing that went through his mind was probably a concrete pillar, but I'd like to think that he knew he pulled off a big fucking jump, even if he didn't mean to.

It was a sitting CFL coach hightailing it to College Staion to fleece aggy out of $100 million.

On to the next candidate. 

3 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Cars do not blow up from collisions my man. 

 

3 hours ago, BamaATL said:

Life isn't movie, and gas is extraordinarily stable, as well as protected in vehicles.  Not saying that would be impossible, but pretty unlikely.  There is more to this story.  

Yes they do when something (in my case a large dodge running a red light) hits so hard it obliterates the gas tank. 

1 minute ago, UT_OB1 said:

 

Yes they do when something (in my case a large dodge running a red light) hits so hard it obliterates the gas tank. 

In my defense, I couldn't have imagined anyone going 100 mph in the air and crashing undercarriage first on a concrete barrier.  I'm guessing the good folks at Bentley engineering didn't forsee this as a possibility either.  

At this point you have to wonder if they guy had a heart attack or some other medical event.  

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14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

[MAGA]BUt THaTs jUSt whAT tHEy WaNt US tO BeliEVe![\MAGA]

 

 

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3 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I'm guessing the good folks at Bentley engineering didn't forsee this as a possibility either.  

That's it, not buying a Bentley now!

4 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I hope all the dead dogs are okay. 

It was a border crossing not a bonfire.

13 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

[MAGA]BUt THaTs jUSt whAT tHEy WaNt US tO BeliEVe![\MAGA]

 

 


deep state trying to take out jfk jr

That awkward moment when you realize it’s like the 9th KISS “Farewell Tour” but you’re still gunning it to make it before the opening ballad and accidentally burn your wife to death just to be accused of being MS-13.  Also, bad taste on the part of the band’s pyrotechnic team   

Knights in Service of Socialism!!!!!!!!!!

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I saw a movie once about Niagara Falls that had two bombs but they never went off

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1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

That awkward moment when you realize it’s like the 9th KISS “Farewell Tour” but you’re still gunning it to make it before the opening ballad and accidentally burn your wife to death just to be accused of being MS-13.  Also, bad taste on the part of the band’s pyrotechnic team   

Knights in Service of Socialism!!!!!!!!!!

Gene Simmons is like a 9th degree MAGA black belt. 

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5 hours ago, Newdoc said:

Not a terrorist attack, just a couple of guys making their way the only way they know how.

Just a good old boys
Never meanin' no harm
Beats all you never saw
Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
Straightening the curves, yeah
Flattenin' the hills
Someday the mountain might get 'em, but the law never will
Makin' their way the only way they know how
That's just a little bit more than the law will allow
4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

unintended acceleration is nothing new for audi

 

 

When the obituary mentions crossing the rainbow bridge some of the neighbors are going to tell the family they’re sorry their dogs died.  

10 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

When the obituary mentions crossing the rainbow bridge some of the neighbors are going to tell the family they’re sorry their dogs died.  

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Somebody photoshop a Bentley into the Bifröst

Marjorie Three-Toes:  I’m introducing legislation to rename the Rainbow Bridge. 

Any idea how fast you were going?

”well officer, the speedometer melted back there in New York.  But damndest thing, the CBC signal is coming in clear as a bell.”  /canadianmounted

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Burst into flames racing to a Kiss concert. Are we sure it wasn't a Great White show?

18 minutes ago, Deej said:

Burst into flames racing to a Kiss concert. Are we sure it wasn't a Great White show?

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I thought there encore cover of “This Girl is on Fire” was really well done and done with the right tone of respect.  
 

some folks I know are genuinely bummed out this morning that this wasn’t part of a larger terrorist attack Meant to kill children on Thanksgiving.  Thoughts, prayers, and New York Grooves to you all.  

Two things that hit close to home:

1. The first brand new car my dad ever bought was a 1978 Pinto 3-door wagon. It ran like a top with zero issues and he got rid of it in 1986. This anti-Pinto aggression will not stand, man.

2. I saw KISS in 1996, original line-up, the Alive II stage set, only played songs from 1972-1979. It was bad ass and I too would drive 100 MPH through a checkpoint to relive those memories.

16 hours ago, UT_OB1 said:

 

Yes they do when something (in my case a large dodge running a red light) hits so hard it obliterates the gas tank. 

Prayers for you.

Our '67 Oldsmobile Delta 88 (4 door tank) was rear ended by a Ford Mustang going 100+ MPH (estimated 80 MPH differential between the cars).

The read end of our car was folded upright to a vertical position, with the ruptured gas tank fully exposed.

The gas tank "exploded" on impact, though the impact from the expanding fire was secondary compared to the violent collision between the vehicles. 

The darkest of days ... 

15 hours ago, YGIFS said:

That awkward moment when you realize it’s like the 9th KISS “Farewell Tour” but you’re still gunning it to make it before the opening ballad and accidentally burn your wife to death just to be accused of being MS-13.  Also, bad taste on the part of the band’s pyrotechnic team   

Knights in Service of Socialism!!!!!!!!!!

the chef’s KISS, if you will 

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i made dis

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3 hours ago, Deej said:

Burst into flames racing to a Kiss concert. Are we sure it wasn't a Great White show?

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7 hours ago, Underdog said:

Marjorie Three-Toes:  I’m introducing legislation to rename the Rainbow Bridge. 

Tony Two Toes?

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“Any border crossing is porous.  If you’re brave enough.”

-Abraham Bentley Lincoln 

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

“Any border crossing is porous.  If you’re brave enough.”

-Abraham Bentley Lincoln 

so is a skull

I apologize for all the jokes in bad taste about this unfortunate tragedy that befell my childhood friend.  He really did drive a Bentley around with his hot girlfriend from a totally different high school in Canada who he met on Spring Break at Niagara Falls.  Godspeed PJ.  

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I had no idea Ace sang New York Groove. No wonder Gene got pissed about the solo albums.

Slowly I turn… step by step… inch by inch…
I can't believe it took almost three pages.
On 11/22/2023 at 2:42 PM, 956 Worldwide said:

Cars do not blow up from collisions my man. 

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On 11/22/2023 at 5:46 PM, Armybrat said:

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LOL beat me to it.

On 11/22/2023 at 3:23 PM, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

A couple of my friends from Chicago tried to play a small gig in Canada, lied about it at the border (I think you needed work permits) resulting in them being banned from a fairly sizeable chunk of the planet known afterwards as Banada.

Did they play both kinds of music - country and western?

On 11/22/2023 at 3:34 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

How the shit could you not tell if there are two burned bodies in the car or one?

100+ mph collision with a concrete wall + an extremely hot fuel-fed fire can kinda make it difficult to make sense of things after the fact ...

On 11/22/2023 at 6:37 PM, Upgrayedd said:

That’s some high quality lulz - except for the fact that they are real people.

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On 11/22/2023 at 7:30 PM, YGIFS said:

That awkward moment when you realize it’s like the 9th KISS “Farewell Tour” but you’re still gunning it to make it before the opening ballad and accidentally burn your wife to death just to be accused of being MS-13.  Also, bad taste on the part of the band’s pyrotechnic team   

Knights in Service of Socialism!!!!!!!!!!

With that kind of collision, she probably wasn't (or hopefully wasn't) unlucky enough to live that long.

14 hours ago, Deej said:

Burst into flames racing to a Kiss concert. Are we sure it wasn't a Great White show?

13 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

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Yep. Still too soon.

50 minutes ago, wood said:

100+ mph collision with a concrete wall + an extremely hot fuel-fed fire can kinda make it difficult to make sense of things after the fact ...

Only if you’re lucky and the cops are lazy.

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