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Forgive me El Guapo, for I do not have your superior intellect and education. 

You two, you two. 

Look up here, look up here. 

I said shoot UP!  We both shot UP!  It's like living with a six-year-old....

In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be the actual El Guapo!

What's tequila?

It's like beer

Well if it's like beer, we'll have some. Three tequilas!

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50 minutes ago, PencilPusher said:

What's tequila?

It's like beer

Well if it's like beer, we'll have some. Three tequilas!

Image result for three amigos quotes

 

Is it fattening?

4 hours ago, elguapo said:

What is a plethora?

username checks out

Shocked the sequel hasn't been announced.

30+ years later and Steve Martin still has tinnitus from filming the pistols scene.  

What a great movie.  Appropriate title since it's the last of three movies in which Chevy Chase worked well in an ensemble cast (Caddyshack and Vacation being the others).  

3 hours ago, LonghornLib said:

Can I have your watch when you are dead?!?

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Underrated line.  Love it.

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My little buttercup has the sweetest ... es-smile!

I've seen ALL of your films, including when you were Little Neddy Knickers!

Infamous is when you're more than famous! This guy El Guapo is not just famous, he's IN-famous!

14 hours ago, RPM said:

I've seen ALL of your films, including when you were Little Neddy Knickers!

Read this in a horrible German accent. 

Jefe, you do not understand women. You cannot force open the petals of a flower. When the flower is ready, it opens itself up to you. 

So when do you think Carmen will open up her flower to you? 

Tonight, or I will kill her! 

This movie is so, so great. And it reminds me that my 10-year-old son hasn't seen this one. Need to add it to the list.

16 hours ago, PantsTent said:

Excuse me, are you the singing bush?

 

Reading this next to your avatar made me laugh out loud.

Just now, C-Man said:

This movie is so, so great. And it reminds me that my 10-year-old son hasn't seen this one. Need to add it to the list.

Yep.  I have a 7-year-old and an almost 12-year-old, and I've watched far worse movies with them (e.g., National Lampoon's Vacation, Planes Trains & Automobiles, Ferris Bueller's Day Off).  I keep forgetting Three Amigos, and I think they'd love it.

Could it be that once again you are angry for something else, and you are taking it out on me?

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