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Drinking coffee, getting ready to switch to Bloody’s for Thanksgiving meal prep, and anxious to blow the fuck out of Tech in our last regular season game in this ass of a conference . . . 

TEXAS!!!

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Fight…

 

 

 

 

… your relatives for food and watch football until the second meal begins. 🤘🏼

Best assholes on the internet-

I contend:

Horns keep winning

Bama keeps winning

Both make CFP - Herbstreit speechless 

Mama Llama making her mother’s scrumptious dressing. Nothing else needed but something good to drink and some football to nod off to.

Saludos, my future SEC fellers.  May old Scratch take the hindmost.

From Dallas 

TEXAS!

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Happy Thanksgiving you bunch of Surly Horns Fans!!! Enjoy your weekend with friends and family.

Beat TCEH tomorrow night!

Hook’em!!!

On the Road again... Happy Thanksgiving from

"The Hill Country of Texas"

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FIGHT !!!   🤘

Smoking my bone-in turkey and hoping that

TEXAS!

doesn't get boned by the officials tomorrow and smokes those turkey Red Raiders.

Edited by gofuckyourself
And a very Happy Thanksgiving to all my surly asshole brethren, and uh... sistren?

From Highland Park making cocktails for lunch at a coworker's house. Then going to another coworker's house in Grapevine tonight for a traditional New England Thanksgiving dinner(whatever the fuck that means).

P.S. fuck Tech

FIGHT!🤘

From North ATX, got the bird on and ready for the Triptophanic comatose food fest with that damn foosball!

TEXAS!!!!!

From the mean streets of Helotes TX 

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FIGHT!

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From the shores of the Gulf of Mexico in Boca Grande, Florida...

TEXAS!!!

From the highest point between the Gulf and the Red.

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From Western Arizona, Happy Thanksgiving to the  best collection of assholes on the web ✌️

From the sunny Pacific Northwest (really), happy Dead Bird Day to all you magnificent bastards - Surly, Shaggy, or otherwise. May you all richly enjoy feasts, family, and football this weekend! 

From Duncanville, home of the 6A Div 1 State Champs, Happy Thanksgiving!

 

And TEXAS!

From my kitchen chalkboard

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but also from a beach house in Malibu

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where, regardless of location, I am #Thankful that this is the last time our Longhorns have to endure the possibility of a flying tortilla

 

FIGHT!

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From Far North Dallas, about to pull the bird out of the brine ... after a walk contemplating the complexities of life ... remembering the joy Longhorn football has brought over the decades ... to missing those no longer here and yet, who inspire us to keep going, to become stronger every day ...

 

And oh yes, remove Tech's Testicles with the lid of a dull edged, rusty Campbell's Soup Can ...

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From the burbs of Mesquite. Smoked turkey and all...

 

TEXAS

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From the friendly confines of deer camp with nary a soul here for the rest of the week other than me.  
 

TEXAS!!!

 

 

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1 hour ago, deadshank said:

From the friendly confines of deer camp with nary a soul here for the rest of the week other than me.  
 

TEXAS!!!

 

 

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Hell yeah

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Edited by CycleTex87

Thank you for the 27-25 reminder! It’s been quite a while, so we’ll all get to brush the grill off the last decade and resume this rivalry starting next year. My grill is ready for aggy hate! I live and work with aggy surrounding me on a daily basis, so it will be great to put them back in their place on an annual basis again.

Hook’em!!!

From the wet frosty woods of Nastydouches...

FIGHT!!!

Edited by SHOOTER12

From my 2nd office, guest bathroom, and I guess this is the Game Day thread?

TEXAS!!!

Hook’em!!!

From the wet frosty woods of Nastydouches...
FIGHT!!!

FIL lives in “Nacanowhere” as that’s how we refer to it. He’s a Jacks’ fan and supporter, so I digress and good on him.

Hook’em!!!

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