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Dolly kicking off the Salvation Army in a Cowboys cheerleader outfit. She is a treasure.

Just now, Texzilla58 said:

Dolly kicking off the Salvation Army in a Cowboys cheerleader outfit. She is a treasure.


And covering queen 

 

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Just now, tx 3 putt said:


And covering queen 

 

Sad Doctor Who GIF

She has a new album of rock covers she decided to make after being inducted into the rock and roll Hall of Fame.

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Which parts?

Ship of Theseus going on with her...... But she's still an American treasure.

Imagine having the body and the balls to put on a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader uniform at 77

and yea I know she has had help but there is only so much you fan do for the midsection down. 

8 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

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Nobody said jack shit till they scored.  Then all of the sudden they're all Nostrodomocus.

 

 

/sic.

Edited by slorch

She is absolutely a rockstar, and a fucking national treasure.  

Glee level syncing/tuning, but she’s up there and not falling so that’s achievement enough 

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Dolly Parton just won this game 

 

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She does not move around like an older woman. I’d like to know what is greasing her joints so I can bottle it up, sell it and donate my profits to the Texas One NIL Fund.

1 minute ago, MrBig said:

She does not move around like an older woman. I’d like to know what is greasing her joints so I can bottle it up, sell it and donate my profits to the Texas One NIL Fund.

I am the same age as her and I damn sure can't move like that.

Just now, Kilgorehorn said:

I am the same age as her and I damn sure can't move like that.


Don’t sell yourself short, I’m sure you look ‘ok’ in a Dallas cowboy cheerleader outfit 

She does not move around like an older woman. I’d like to know what is greasing her joints so I can bottle it up, sell it and donate my profits to the Texas One NIL Fund.
What are you talking about? She couldn't walk around the stage without having a hand on the star to keep her stable
30 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Dak's "Here we go" cadence is so annoying 😖😖😖

What we really need is some Here we gooo  OMAHA!

But his other hand couldn't get there cuz it was being grabbed

So..... defense needs to make a play.  Get a 3 and out to preserve field position.  A TFL, a sack, turnover.  Something.

Kal-El?  Holy Superman, Batman!

3 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

But his other hand couldn't get there cuz it was being grabbed

It was grabbed without a flag because he initiated the contact with it. If he had just run and tried to use both hands to catch the ball he would have had a much better chance at the catch or flag.

Edited by Huckleberry

But his other hand couldn't get there cuz it was being grabbed

Yeah but it was Washington holding him. So it doesn’t count.

I'd say the D quit with the lead, but they never showed up today.  

It was grabbed without a flag because he initiated the contact with it. If he had just run and tried to use both hands to catch the ball he would have had a much better chance at the catch or flag.

Yes and if it was the Cowboys it would have been called no question.

Seen it to many times.
2 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

So..... defense needs to make a play.  Get a 3 and out to preserve field position.  A TFL, a sack, turnover.  Something.

Total failure.  Total.

They have to think it over on 3rd and 1?  

This is why you punt the ball and make a team drive the field against a good defense. It’s really fucking hard. 

Guess they’re letting the dbs play, at least they let us get away with one too (barely). Nice stuff!

Just now, MirrOlure said:

Nice of them to let 97 line up offsides

I agree. Very generous and I'll take it.

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

This is why you punt the ball and make a team drive the field against a good defense. It’s really fucking hard. 

They had made the decision after 2nd down, hence going deep on 3rd.  Defense lucks out a little.  Offense, let's not waste the field position....

Greg Davis play call DRINK!

Holy shit.  That 2nd down call was one of the worst calls I've ever seen....... WTF?

Edited by Patrick Bateman

I guess “zipped right in there” is code words for “two yards behind him?”

Was Pollards last injury his knee? He’s looking strong today.

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Just now, 'stache said:

Was Pollards last injury his knee? He’s looking strong today.

 

Looking strong as I've ever seen him

CeeDee added 5 yards to that catch after contact.  Very nice, the bastard.

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

Was Pollards last injury his knee? He’s looking strong today.

It's been a frustrating day for the Pollard haters

1 minute ago, TOR said:

CeeDee added 5 yards to that catch after contact.  Very nice, the bastard.

More like 10, bruh.

 

Also, this is a great drive so far. Chewing up all kinds of clock. Hope they can get 7 out of it (you hear that Aubrey?--SEVEN!).

Edited by Braff Zacklin

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

It's time to cut McKeon.

That wasn't on him. 

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