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“The Game” is Harvard v Yale

”The Big Game” is Stanford v Cal

Maybe this is “The B1G Game”

Fuck them both.

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Thought that this game was starting at 11am…

TODAY

It apparently got moved to SATURDAY.

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4 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Thought that this game was starting at 11am…

TODAY

It apparently got moved to SATURDAY.

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They always play this game Saturday. 

5 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Thought that this game was starting at 11am…

TODAY

It apparently got moved to SATURDAY.

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Yes... "Moved"

Hope Michigan skull fucks them then we get to hear the pantywaists cry for the next 6 weeks.

Still if Moore doesn't locate his balls and figure out the forward pass is necessary the Buckeyes will win easily.

Rooting for the astroid

But fuck Michigan

In a perfect world Michigan wins and then gets banned from the postseason by the NCAA in a few weeks, destroying every legit claim the Big 10 has for the CFP

19 minutes ago, Helobious said:

In a perfect world Michigan wins and then gets banned from the postseason by the NCAA in a few weeks, destroying every legit claim the Big 10 has for the CFP

...and Jimmy boy gets the axe due to the cheat scandal.

In a perfect world Michigan wins and then gets banned from the postseason by the NCAA in a few weeks, destroying every legit claim the Big 10 has for the CFP
TSRH ^^

However the world is far from perfect

I'm usually looking for a good game but I'm expecting some ugly fights and when an Ohio State player flips off the Michigan fans they will deserve it this time.

This will be a better game than either of the semifinal games 

If you have an hour to spare, this is a great doc. You’ll meet John U. Bacon who is a respected Wolverine insider, if not a great impressionist.

 

I haven't been this excited about a t-2 day since 2009, probably. So many implications for Texas and our playoff chances. Lots of games with interest. 

Since it isn't possible for both teams to lose, guess I'm team Wolverine today. Yea, go Blue!  OOooh big blue.  Yippee!

There I said it. 

12 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Michigan has 9 national titles the same way aggy has 3.

Everything before 1936 is bullshit, and only bitch schools try to count them.

12 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Everything before 1936 is bullshit, and only bitch schools try to count them.

Lol. What a very Texas thing to think. 

11 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Lol. What a very Texas thing to think. 

Pretty much everyone who knows college football history thinks that.

But, back to the game.  Buckeyes have the home run threat and the coach who isn't likely to lose the game with jackassery, so, Ohio St by 7, maybe 10.

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SEC tryna hide the LSU/aggy game by playing it at the same time as tOSU/MI is embarrassing. 
 

I love it

I'm so neutral on this game, I guess because I dislike both schools.  Kinda liked Michigan as a kid, but there are a lot of turn-offs.  At times I like Harbaugh and his "fuck off" attitude and other times he just seems like a complete tool.   Never have liked Ohio State and I tried skyline chili for the first time about 2 months ago.  That's reason enough to hate Ohio and everything in it.

Was watching games yesterday and oldest son texts me, ' If this matchup is so great, why do they have fucking Dwight Eisenhower in the promo?  Can't they get their own badass grads?"  I'll watch it, but damn if I DGAF who wins.

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Always cheered for UM, never cared for Woody.  I’m probably mis-remembering but it seem like there was this game followed later on by USC/UCLA or perhaps USC/ND. 

I’m usually for Michigan but can’t pull for them because of their Barry Switzer like cheating nor Ohio St because of Day’s recent Ohio against the world speech.  Guess it’s possible I might choose one to pull for as the game progresses but hate both at this point.

I hate Ohio State. Literally, the entire state can get fucked. 

I also hate cheating and Harbaugh. 

I don’t know who to root for 

Michigan fans in 2005 treated us relatively fairly.   Of course it was the Rose Bowl and we were both just happy to be there.  And they werent happy at the almost blocked FG that won the game, but they still were respectable. 

cant say the same for the buckeye fans 9 months later.  Lots of mega shit talking before the game ( although we did get introduced to a few nice tailgates that introduced cornhole to us), but overall the folks around the stadium were not very hosptiable. We were lucky enough to travel in a group of roughly 14 or so Longhorn fans after the game where were got a whole lot of steers queers, tuck fexas, and fuck you, fans that then tried to get in our face as we are leaving after the win. 

and then those buckeye fucks showed up in 2006, and were basically a viking raiding party descending upon the city and absolutely TRASHED the whole tailgate area from the LBJ lots all the way south past the UT lots, the state lots, and the parking garages. 

 

cant say it enough, fuck ohio.  

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1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Always cheered for UM, never cared for Woody.  I’m probably mis-remembering but it seem like there was this game followed later on by USC/UCLA or perhaps USC/ND

I do think that those big USC rivalries used to always be late in the season.

I went to the ND @ USC game that basically clinched the Heisman for Carson Palmer and it felt late in the season to end of the season.

[looked it up: November 30th, 2002: USC 44-13 ND]

That was before ESPN’s infatuation with exhalting the greatness of USC and the Trojans were somewhat tolerable back then, especially when compared to Notre Dame.

-Used to like Michigan in the ‘90s.

-Enjoyed attending VY romp over the Wolverines in the Rose Bowl.

-Don’t care for the state of Ohio (CR).

-Had an Ohio State girlfriend for a time in Buenos Aires.

-Visited the OSU campus in 2021 (I think) and was unimpressed with their stadium.

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-Buckeyes burn 🔥 couches

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Wish that they both could lose.

43 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

although we did get introduced to a few nice tailgates that introduced cornhole to us

Vastly inferior to washers, a true Texan game

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

I hate Ohio State. Literally, the entire state can get fucked. 

I also hate cheating and Harbaugh. 

I don’t know who to root for 

Texas is analogous to Michigan, except we don't cheat. Ohio State is analogous to OU. They hate Michigan more than they love themselves. Similar to OU. You would think the winning would be what carries them. Nope, it's the hatred of their rival. Go Michigan. 

Best thing about this game is that the loser is done for the year

2 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

Ann Arbor is a whore. 

blustering in from the sea, with a rollicking song she sweeps along, swaggering boisterously 

Hearing that Blake Corum spent his NIL to buy 600 turkeys for underprivileged folks makes me see him differently. I was already a fan of his play, but now as a human being I see him like I see Bijan as a human being. 

I hate Ohio State but I can’t root for Michigan the way the are acting all BlueAnon about the cheating. 

First, fuck Michigan and all the Michigan fans on this board who cheered for Michigan all year when a loss would've helped Texas CFP position.

Then again, fuck Ohio State for being the arrogant "The" motherfuckers and trash fans that they are and represent.

Then again, again, fuck Michigan for taking on the "poor us, waah wahhh it's just us against everybody after being caught egregiously cheating like the bitch-ass insecure loser we are."

In conclusion, let's root for a poor reflecting game with enough non-serious but still damaging attrition to both sides that destroys the surviving team's chances in weeks ahead.

Or a fucking asteroid. A big fucking precise asteroid would be good.

Don't care who wins; I just hope it's a blowout so we never have to hear about the loser again.

Michigan are shitbags this year. Ohio State are shitbags forever. Go Michigan. 

You can crap on Michigan for circling the wagons. Think back to Ryan Day's little tantrum after Notre Dame and how everyone disrespected them. 

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Jesus Christ.  The Michigan band sounded like a 2A high school band playing the national anthem.

Desmond:  That looked like a northwestern flight. 

Ha!

Ohio st had over 500 yards of offense in this game last year when Mich had their signals. Can’t imagine how much even better their offense will do now this year. 

On 11/24/2023 at 11:02 AM, Napoleon said:

“The Game” is Harvard v Yale

”The Big Game” is Stanford v Cal

Maybe this is “The B1G Game”

Fuck them both.

And the greatest rivalry is Texas - OUsux

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