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1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

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I was told there would be no German or math.

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3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Both of these teams will get buttfucked in the CFP

Ohio State should have fucking beat Georgia last year. Bunch of chokers.

"It's been trench warfare in the trenches down there" -Guy who thinks head to head against Bama doesn't matter. 

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It is going to be nice when USC joins this league. Maybe somebody can then stop both Michigan and Ohio State from going undefeated against everybody who isn't themselves every year.

Just now, Valmy77 said:

It is going to be nice when USC joins this league. Maybe somebody can then stop both Michigan and Ohio State from going undefeated against everybody who isn't themselves every year.

Have you seen USC play football lately? You mean Oregon and Washington?

Just now, Doc Sam Beckett said:

FSU with their backup QB would beat either of these teams 

Texas Tech

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Have you seen USC play football lately? You mean Oregon and Washington?

Anyone who believes in a forward pass 

Does this announcer keep saying "The World Famous Ohio State Buckeyes vs. The Michigan Wolverines"  or is that just the mushroom tea kicking in?

11 minutes ago, mdmost said:

"It's been trench warfare in the trenches down there" -Guy who thinks head to head against Bama doesn't matter. 

Mark Ingram is terrible at this. They should have paid Reggie. 

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Orgy?

B or G?  Orji from Texas

The ref is right there. How do you not see he's out of bounds already?

4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Mark Ingram is terrible at this. They should have paid Reggie. 

I couldn't figure out who the fuck he was.  I was just, "That dude by Leinert sucks."

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Orgy?

Indeed.  "Orji tries to slip through the hole."  😆

Just now, Jive Turkey said:

Two refs staring straight at it.  Turrible.

Yeah, it took a long time to figure that out when it was obvious.

2 minutes ago, slorch said:

I couldn't figure out who the fuck he was.  I was just, "That dude by Leinert sucks."

Ingram is a stupid dude. On top of that he has no charisma and thinks he is the smartest guy in the room. Reggie was 10x better. 

9 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Does this announcer keep saying "The World Famous Ohio State Buckeyes vs. The Michigan Wolverines"  or is that just the mushroom tea kicking in?

Nah.  he does.  It's fucking stupid.  It's like a chicken restaurant or some shit.

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1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Bwahahahahaha. Ballgame.

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Good drive. Right down Michigan’s throat. 

Just now, Constant said:

Good drive. Right down Michigan’s throat. 

Meatchicken D was gassed.  No fight on the last 2-3 plays.

19 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Does this announcer keep saying "The World Famous Ohio State Buckeyes vs. The Michigan Wolverines"  or is that just the mushroom tea kicking in?

Did you bring enough for the whole class?

talk me off the cliff, if this game goes to the wire, are there going to be pundits saying the loser will still be deserving of a playoff spot?

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1 minute ago, yoladu said:

talk me off the cliff, if this game goes to the wire, are there going to be pundits saying the loser will still be deserving of a playoff spot?

Yes but not anyone that matters

Just now, yoladu said:

talk me off the cliff, if this game goes to the wire, are there going to be pundits saying the loser will still be deserving of a playoff spot?

Of course!

It’s what they do

talk me off the cliff, if this game goes to the wire, are there going to be pundits saying the loser will still be deserving of a playoff spot?

Yes. But there’s no fucking chance this year at it amounting to anything.
2 minutes ago, yoladu said:

talk me off the cliff, if this game goes to the wire, are there going to be pundits saying the loser will still be deserving of a playoff spot?

Yep

Nevermind that they've damn near played nobody but each other.

4 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Michigan is done for

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5 minutes ago, yoladu said:

talk me off the cliff, if this game goes to the wire, are there going to be pundits saying the loser will still be deserving of a playoff spot?

NO.

Only FOX will be talking it up in hopes of having 2-3 representatives in ESPN’s 4 team playoff. 

No one else in the country will be talking up the B1G loser.

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Yep

Nevermind that they've damn near played nobody but each other.

I think Ohio st wins by 2 scores. No one is putting mich in the CFP

6 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Michigan is done for

Clearly. 

8 minutes ago, yoladu said:

talk me off the cliff, if this game goes to the wire, are there going to be pundits saying the loser will still be deserving of a playoff spot?

Not this year.

I used to be indifferent to Gus Johnson but now I find him pretty damn annoying. Does he ever do SEC games?

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Clearly. 

Ohio st is moving through them like butter, Mich is having to claw for everything. It’s about to break open imo

fucking Gus  "his day is done"

 

hes in a fucking air cast Gus, his season is fucking done

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Ohio st is moving through them like butter, Mich is having to claw for everything. It’s about to break open imo

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Michigan OL’s lower half of his left leg appeared to be turned the wrong way.

Looked like knee got wrenched around like pulling a drum stick off of a turkey 🦃.

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