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3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Ohio st is moving through them like butter, Mich is having to claw for everything. It’s about to break open imo

Classic.

3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Ohio st is moving through them like butter, Mich is having to claw for everything. It’s about to break open imo

Any more predictions we can bet against?

The only thing more overrated than these 2 teams is Gus Johnson as an announcer.

Damn. Corum with am impressive run 

Ohio State defense is still garbage. It'll be hilarious if aggy poaches Day. 

Day will be run out of Columbus lol. The only thing that will suck is if he brings Hartline with him. I know it won't happen, but I wish Sark would take him. 

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Who do we want to win this game? Does it matter? Whoever wins we need to lose to Iowa right?

Helobious -- what are your 5 least favorite stocks?

4 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

I used to be indifferent to Gus Johnson but now I find him pretty damn annoying. Does he ever do SEC games?

I think our game against Michigan will be a Big Noon game, so we'll have to deal with him next year. They do SEC OOC games if they're at a Fox partner's home stadium (like when Bama came to Austin last year).

5 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Ohio st is moving through them like butter, Mich is having to claw for everything. It’s about to break open imo

Like clockwork 

Our guy gets banned from football for life for that hit.

3 minutes ago, Dignan said:

Who do we want to win this game? Does it matter? Whoever wins we need to lose to Iowa right?

I’m rooting for the stadium to collapse

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1 minute ago, GTX Horn said:

I think our game against Michigan will be a Big Noon game, so we'll have to deal with him next year. They do SEC OOC games if they're at a Fox partner's home stadium (like when Bama came to Austin last year).

FOX is definitely getting our Michigan game next year.

That was announced along with the announcement that we would be going to the SEC.

I think that Michigan was originally coming to Austin next year and so the Home/Away years were switched. 

oSU abandons the run after finishing off previous drive with 8 straight rushing plays.

Nice 3 and out.

Jesus, both of these defense. The only wr worth a shit is Harrison Jr. Efbuka only has something like 400 yards on the season and like 2 or 3 TD's 

Gus Johnson is gonna die of a heart attack on air one day because no one is gonna realize he's having one until too late because he's just gonna seem like his normal self

The only thing more overrated than these 2 teams is Gus Johnson as an announcer.

I think he’s great.
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Just now, Richter said:

I’m rooting for the stadium to collapse

Most of the stadium is dug into the ground to become a bowl.

 The stadium collapsing doesn’t get half the crowd and none of the players, but we could lose the announcers. 👍👍

14 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Clearly. 

The curse of the Helo can be so deadly

1 minute ago, Napoleon said:

Most of the stadium is dug into the ground to become a bowl.

 The stadium collapsing doesn’t get half the crowd and none of the players, but we could lose the announcers. 👍👍

Methane explosion from all those fat people after thanksgiving then

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Best game of the year 

After TX / Bammer

Well I guess we know who the play-by-play guy is rooting for now LOL.

Any play over 10 yards and gus is YELLING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS THERE IT ISSSSS AN 11 YARD GAINNNNNNN

Just now, deadshank said:

After TX / Bammer


Unpopular opinion, both these teams are better than ut and Bama 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:


Unpopular opinion, both these teams are better than ut and Bama 

Entirely possible

Just now, tx 3 putt said:


Unpopular opinion, both these teams are better than ut and Bama 

I disagree. I think our line is big enough to stop these teams running games and make them 1 dimensional. Hopefully we get to settle this debate on the field in a month.

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

Michigan going with the Sark redzone playcalling 

Wher's Sauvion Redcat when you need it

1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

I disagree. I think our line is big enough to stop these teams running games and make them 1 dimensional. Hopefully we get to settle this debate on the field in a month.

This is why we have horse races. 

Just now, deadshank said:

This is why we have horse races. 

And ice dancing competitions. 

Just now, troph said:

And ice dancing competitions. 

You do you.  I’ll go to the track.  

Save some offense for iowa, meatchicken!  You do not want to sleep on the hawkeyes, inducing narcolepsy is ferentz' superpower.

3 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Entirely possible


get rid of conference championships and make next week the quarterfinal week 

Biscuit in the basket is hockey,no?

wtf?

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1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:


get rid of conference championships and make next week the quarterfinal week 

With 4 teams?  Right.

 

/NCAA morons

3 minutes ago, deadshank said:

You do you.  I’ll go to the track.  

CFP committee reference.

There's that Ohio State knifing through Michigan's butter. 

MHJ might be the #1 pick 

Just now, mdmost said:

There's that Ohio State knifing through Michigan's butter. 


how can you leave him wide open ????

17 minutes ago, Dignan said:


I think he’s great.

Same. Love Gus. Added bonus is that his partner is Joel Klatt, Joel Klatt.

This is one of those games where I have no personal investment in who wins, so without emotions this is a great game. If I'm pulling for one or the other it's agonizing. 

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