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our redzone shit shows up again.

 

4 fucking trips to the zone.  1 td, 2 FG, 1 int.

 

what the fuck happens to our playcalling there?     plus the players tend to do stupid shit like fumble, false start, miss blocks 

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Quinn has poor pocket presence. They gotta be able to protect against a 3 man rush better though.

Does Quinn need glasses?? Wide open 4 waving his arms at him and he can’t see it

If we could stop playing this prevent offense that would be nice!

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Steve Sarkisian confuses me.

It’s the execution

Home shit Quinn is fucking blind and stupid in the red zone I swear. Baxter was open right in his face and J Whit as well. Wtf man

FG's instead of TD'S sucks when I want us to curb stomp these fuckers. But it's better than 0 points. 

1 minute ago, Bodowned said:

How is it possible for a team full of studs like this to suck so much in the red zone? It’s incomprehensible.

Having the most overated online maybe ever doesn't help. 

Just now, OU Sucks said:

Why didn't he just dump it off to Baxter?

Quinn hates taking what is there. 

Quinn needs to get much better at stepping up in the pocket. That last hit was on him.

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

our redzone shit shows up again.

 

4 fucking trips to the zone.  1 td, 2 FG, 1 int.

 

what the fuck happens to our playcalling there?     plus the players tend to do stupid shit like fumble, false start, miss blocks 

Quinned

We are the worst team in college football inside the red zone.  Comically awful.

Just now, Don Hornleone said:

We legit should be up 38-7

This can be said about every conference game this season.

Same script all over again. It should be a massacre. It's not. Tech will get hot throwing the ball in the third quarter. Hopefully we can hang on again.

It's a real team effort to be this dogshit in the redzone. HC/OC, QB, RB, Line, receivers.  Just amazing.  

If Ewers stays another year I hope Arch beats him out in camp. We need someone with composure leading the offense in the red zone

Why didn't he just dump it off to Baxter?
Too obvious is why.

Interesting what happens to Brooks when multiple holding calls aren’t missed on one play. 

Just now, Dilligas said:

16 point lead at the half, this game is over 😂

new to Texas football huh?

Yes, I know you were joking 

1 TD in 5 red zone trips, 3 FGs, 1 INT...

 

 

We are consistently bad in the red zone. Like it’s so consistent we can guarantee it will happen. We only manage to score via a fluke or from outside of it

1 minute ago, texastroubadour said:

Mostly brakes

Surprised some auto shop didn’t go all in on Sark’s slogan. 

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Surprised some auto shop didn’t go all in on Sark’s slogan. 

Brake Check

2 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Bert's gonna need that leg iced at halftime.

To me he looks like the kind of guy who would go get an icee at halftime

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

our redzone shit shows up again.

 

4 fucking trips to the zone.  1 td, 2 FG, 1 int.

 

what the fuck happens to our playcalling there?     plus the players tend to do stupid shit like fumble, false start, miss blocks 

Quinn is just fucking atrocious any time he's inside the 20. I can't think of a highly rated qb even that bad with that few yards. I don't know if that kid needs glasses or what, but we might as well just try another qb all together when in the RZ

4 minutes ago, Party_Taco said:

Can we just bench Ewers in the red zone?

Change the Maalik thread title to “Maalik Murphy Should Start Inside the 20”

6 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Abraham Zapruder had a better camera 

Love this reference haha. My baby-ass had to google the name.

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

We are an embarrassment in the red zone. I mean holy fuck, it has to be clinical at this point 

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4 minutes ago, staboner said:

goddamn we have redzone aids

 

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