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Sark is the guy. We found him. 

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Eleven win Esteban

Amazing job by Sark. I doubted him and he proved me completely wrong. 
 

 

Steleven?

All gas no brakes tonight.  Great fucken job.  Where the 7 win Steve guys at now? Oh let me guess next season he won't be that good? Or big 12 sucks that's why he won? Whatever the excuse he has 11 wins 

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Crazy to think we have a legitimate shot at 14 wins this season, which would give us two “7-win Steves” in one year 😂.

1 minute ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

All gas no brakes tonight.  Great fucken job.  Where the 7 win Steve guys at now? Oh let me guess next season he won't be that good? Or big 12 sucks that's why he won? Whatever the excuse he has 11 wins 

Props to Sarkisian. It’s a great accomplishment.

Not sure why you need to shit on other fans. We all have the same goal. I think everyone is happy tonight.

Just now, Tex Pete said:

Props to Sarkisian. It’s a great accomplishment.

Not sure why you need to shit on other fans. We all have the same goal. I think everyone is happy tonight.

Thats how I roll. I'm loyal to the soil. 

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

Props to Sarkisian. It’s a great accomplishment.

Not sure why you need to shit on other fans. We all have the same goal. I think everyone is happy tonight.


those other “fans” deserve to be shit on. 

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11-1 and we still gotta fight each other. Y’all mother fuckers… 

you are so dumb harry styles GIF

There was no hero ball needed for this team to be productive. It isn't driven by Bijan, Rojo, Brooks, Baxter, Quinn, whoever. It is the Sark playcalling and play designing.

There will be production as long as there is decent blocking.

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Props to Sarkisian. It’s a great accomplishment.
Not sure why you need to shit on other fans. We all have the same goal. I think everyone is happy tonight.

Poster X: Let me tell you everything that’s wrong with Chris Simms and Mack Brown, and oh by the way fuck Greg Davis, Chance Mock nope, Mack needs to go, sophomore Colt McCoy is bad, John Chiles should starts, David Ash nope, Charlie Strong sucks (he really did), Tom Herman sucks (he also really did), Sam Ehlinger nope, Seven Win Steve sucks, Steve’s wife sucks and makes him dress like a bitch, PK is awful, Ewers sucks, give me Arch Manning and perhaps Kirby Smart until I decide they both suck, and if you disagree with any of this over the last 25 years you’re a pathetic sunshine pumper go fuck yourself.

Also Poster X: Don’t shit on other fans, we have the same goal.

He deserves respect. Took over a program wandering in the desert after three coaches brought it to mediocrity.  What he’s done to get us here is worth celebrating and support. 
I’m glad to see those that didn’t are now on board.

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4 minutes ago, Kwix said:

 

FAFO ON 3!!!

41 minutes ago, troph said:

80S Dancing GIF

god i miss the 80s

 

33 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Props to Sarkisian. It’s a great accomplishment.

Not sure why you need to shit on other fans. We all have the same goal. I think everyone is happy tonight.

Because those “other fans” would have escorted him out the door two years ago. After he had to come salvage the shit show that was left behind. FUCK those “other fans” . 

Good lord it feels good being right!

I was all in on Charlie and Turtle too but damn Sark is really the real deal!

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

No one is whining, asshole. 

You’ve whined on 4 different message boards the last 15 years you salty bitch. 

45 minutes ago, wild_turkey said:


Poster X: Let me tell you everything that’s wrong with Chris Simms and Mack Brown, and oh by the way fuck Greg Davis, Chance Mock nope, Mack needs to go, sophomore Colt McCoy is bad, John Chiles should starts, David Ash nope, Charlie Strong sucks (he really did), Tom Herman sucks (he also really did), Sam Ehlinger nope, Seven Win Steve sucks, Steve’s wife sucks and makes him dress like a bitch, PK is awful, Ewers sucks, give me Arch Manning and perhaps Kirby Smart until I decide they both suck, and if you disagree with any of this over the last 25 years you’re a pathetic sunshine pumper go fuck yourself.

Also Poster X: Don’t shit on other fans, we have the same goal.

You’re talking about a lot of posters. I haven’t posted anything similar to the majority of your list. Maybe just enjoy the win. 

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

You’ve whined on 4 different message boards the last 15 years you salty bitch. 

Good to know I’m in your head. I couldn’t name a single thing you’ve ever posted. 

3 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Good to know I’m in your head. I couldn’t name a single thing you’ve ever posted. 

Probably because I’m not a leaky vagina every season like you. 

1 hour ago, Mother mopar said:

We ain't done yet

This. 

1 hour ago, TexasPride10 said:

Crazy to think we have a legitimate shot at 14 wins this season, which would give us two “7-win Steves” in one year 😂.

With this win, Sark has raised his average to 8 wins per season at Texas, hopefully to never fall below. 

50 minutes ago, Kwix said:

 

Love this! Seriously, who wouldn’t want to play for Sark? I’m ready to hop out of the recliner & go tackle somebody for the guy. #FAFO

Man fuck the haters, and this comes from the first Charlie hater (that gave him a chance not talking about the forever edgelords that are trash)

 

When you hate you better be right. Otherwise you don't ahh how sweet the wine like I do.

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

Sark is the guy. We found him. 

I think so. There’s still some work to be done, but he’s changed my mind. I think we are set

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