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Coaches need to be aware that losing the next game will leave them without a Big 12 Championship

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Assuming OU or OSU win today, the next game is extremely important and they can’t fuck around without Brooks and all the other injuries, it needs to be given top priority no looking ahead to a bowl game. 

Sark needs to be alerted immediately. SOS, Morse code, passenger pigeon, smoke signal, pony express, whatever it takes!!!!

Not only is this game a revenge game from last season, but this game is for a Big 12 title and a shot at the CFP. They'll be ready. 

Things get really exciting if we win the conf title game. Team can get healthy and they get a month to prepare for an opponent.

Pretty sure Sark is aware. This isn't Tom and his staff. 

Just now, Atticus said:

Not only is this game a revenge game from last season, but this game is for a Big 12 title and a shot at the CFP. They'll be ready. 

Things get really exciting if we win the conf title game. Team can get healthy and they get a month to prepare for an opponent.

Oh God can you imagine everyone healthy in the next month? Holy fuck we'd skull fuck!

Just now, Longboard Horn said:

Pretty sure Sark is aware. This isn't Tom and his staff. 

Woosh

He’s not the best color man in the league for nothing, folks.

13 minutes ago, hookem17 said:

Assuming OU or OSU win today, the next game is extremely important and they can’t fuck around without Brooks and all the other injuries, it needs to be given top priority no looking ahead to a bowl game. 

 

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1 hour ago, hookem17 said:

Assuming OU or OSU win today, the next game is extremely important and they can’t fuck around without Brooks and all the other injuries, it needs to be given top priority no looking ahead to a bowl game. 

Don't tell the coaches this, son, you'll just embarrass yourself.

1 hour ago, Dark Horse said:

Not sure this is correct 

Those damn B12 tiebreakers are hard to read, but I believe the OP is correct.

 

 

1 hour ago, Basil said:

He’s not the best color man in the league for nothing, folks.

This is not getting enough love.

Just when I thought the high from last night was gone, OP delivered another shot. I love this site. 

Was that post made from Sinton?  Focus people!!!!

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Okie Lite is a high risk/reward defense that needs to generate turnovers.  Their defense is terrible against the run, and also not good at redzone defense.

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19 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

What was the other poster's name, Pythagoras or something?

Maybe. Either way, I trust his math. His theorem that need to win games to make the championship definitely checked out.

Without him sharing his innovative mathematics, the coaches would have been totally unaware, and we'd be sitting in Austin wishing we'd thought to win the damn games. 

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4 minutes ago, Pods said:

Maybe. Either way, I trust his math. His theorem that need to win games to make the championship definitely checked out.

Without him sharing his innovative mathematics, the coaches would have been totally unaware, and we'd be sitting in Austin wishing we'd thought to win the damn games. 

I believe he also invented the triangle offense in basketball. 

31 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

What was the other poster's name, Pythagoras or something?

 

Math is hard...

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4 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

What was the other poster's name, Pythagoras or something?

I thought it was Bill in Sinton

 

Major props and appreciation to those who contacted our coaching staff to lay out all the ins, outs, what have yous.

To the corches it may concern,

Win game bigly, championships lost if no win.

Thanks for consideration,

Surly

Coaches need to be aware that no matter what the results are in the next game, Surly motherfuckers will bitch.

12 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Coaches need to be aware that no matter what the results are in the next game, Surly motherfuckers will bitch.

It’s in the name. 

On 11/25/2023 at 8:39 AM, hookem17 said:

Assuming OU or OSU win today, the next game is extremely important and they can’t fuck around without Brooks and all the other injuries, it needs to be given top priority no looking ahead to a bowl game. 

Wait, are you saying there’s another game?  WTF? When did this happen?

9 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

What was the other poster's name, Pythagoras or something?

"My game is like the Pythagorean theorem - it can't be solved"

-Shaquille O'einstein

okie lite has won 9 of last 13 games vs Texas and Sark is 0-2 against Gundy...

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Texas coaches better be aware...

 

 

Seriously Sark needs to send Gundy home with a loss this Saturday.  🤘

To hell with your facts and shit LT. Don’t forget we most likely need to win the next game to have a chance to win a conference championship, I think.

Just now, Sleep off ugly said:

To hell with your facts and shit LT. Don’t forget we most likely need to win the next game to have a chance to win a conference championship, I think.

Username   ✔

26 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Can I get an update on this?

WIN = yes

lose = NO

7 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

still?!

no, it changed in the past 6 minutes

46 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

still?!

Stillwater = No

Austin = Yes

45 minutes ago, n64ra said:

no, it changed in the past 6 minutes

Shit! I was wasting my time working. What happened?

Has anyone alerted the coaches that the next game is in Arlington? If we fail to show up, we are not going to have a chance to win the conference. 

Just now, UTEE97 said:

Has anyone alerted the coaches that the next game is in Arlington? If we fail to show up, we are not going to have a chance to win the conference. 

We need to be more specific. There are at least 4 stadia in Arlington that might look like the right place. 

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

We need to be more specific. There are at least 4 stadia in Arlington that might look like the right place. 

It’s a gaggle of stadiums, stupid sip.

Every time I see this post bumped and read the title, I laugh 

4 minutes ago, Sleep off ugly said:

It’s a gaggle of stadiums, stupid sip.

I made your mom gaggle 

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