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Of course this is the year it's all chalk with no upsets. Mother fucking fuck. 

4 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

While everything you say is true, I’ve seen you play Kansas before.

This year’s KU squad would roll UF

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

See you swamp gator. Not sure after what I saw tonite it was a good idea for this squad to advance to a bowl game. Have to hope the Huskies can get the ducks twice. I think y’all just need to be Husky fans and deal with it. 

Damn near everyone I work with went to wash for eithe undergrad or grad school. And they care about football, but they don’t care like most of the country does. Happy to root for em, would love to play em in the cfp. 

   7 minutes ago,  Laxtonto said: 

This is why UF sucks and why Napier may get fired..... Undisciplined play and dumb playcalling

 

the team behavior/attitude is a mirror of the coach.  I’d fire Napier’s ass

6 minutes ago, F250 said:

Florida is ass, my dude. I mean they are Mark Mangino's ass after a shart on a hot summer afternoon after a trip to Golden Corral.

Damn son.

Just now, Vic Mackey said:
3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:
Am I sure that a 10 win team is better than Florida??? 

They just lost to Kentucky. And play in a shit conference.

FSU plays in the same conference and just went to the wire with a team that also lost to Kentucky, by double digits. Try again.

Ok so we play at 11am and the ACC title game is at 7pm. So at least we won't have to worry about this shit until after we know we are Big 12 champs or not.

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Fuck you @Gatorubet you thin skinned bitch 

We just lost a rivalry game and a chance at a ball game while playing like brain-dead undisciplined assholes - with most of our skill players out.  And I’ve been drinking heavily.  So take your little fuck you emoticon symbol on a football thread you little Cunt, and like it. 

5 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

While everything you say is true, I’ve seen you play Kansas before.

Fuck you, you wrinkled ass old fuck. Your state and team is refried goat shit.

Just now, Vic Mackey said:
3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:
Am I sure that a 10 win team is better than Florida??? 

They just lost to Kentucky. And play in a shit conference.

I enjoy most of your takes, Vic. You're an NFL guy, the loss to Kentucky means fuck all. Louisville will score on FSU. Don't make me post Ursula updates in the nsfw thead.

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

FSU without Travis is fucking brutal to watch. They're celebrating like beating Florida is some kind of hallmark for this season 

And the committee simps are lapping it up. Like how they couldn't shut the fuck up about Oregon beating Utah 

Michigan and Georgia begging to be matched up with FSU in playoff.  Will not be a close game.

1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

We just lost a rivalry game and a chance at a ball game while playing like brain-dead undisciplined assholes - with most of our skill players out.  And I’ve been drinking heavily.  So take your little fuck you emoticon symbol on a football thread you little Cunt, and like it. 

This is why you fit in well here

Just now, CurlyDumps said:

And the committee simps are lapping it up. Like how they couldn't shut the fuck up about Oregon beating Utah 

An absolute tragedy of morons on the committee, so of course they would lap that shit up. 

I’m still less than sanguine about 2008 when everyone acted like Florida belonged in the championship game without any doubt despite LOSING AT HOME TO A TERRIBLE OLE MISS TEAM because their qb threw a hissyfit and had an ugly cry at the post game presser of said loss. 

5 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

It’s amazing how nobody can help us out.  Well, at least OU got fucked.

And at least aggy lost. No other good thing happened 

It’s amazing how nobody can help us out.  Well, at least OU got fucked.

We’ve still got next weekend!
8 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

It’s amazing how nobody can help us out.  Well, at least OU got fucked.

“12 Big 12 championships” certainly had a ring to it. I suppose we’ll have to settle for 11 and the knowledge we have played our last Big 12 game ever. 

21 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

We just lost a rivalry game and a chance at a ball game while playing like brain-dead undisciplined assholes - with most of our skill players out.  And I’ve been drinking heavily.  So take your little fuck you emoticon symbol on a football thread you little Cunt, and like it. 

 

20 minutes ago, F250 said:

Fuck you, you wrinkled ass old fuck. Your state and team is refried goat shit.

This is why I’m here.  

1 minute ago, Constant said:

“12 Big 12 championships” certainly had a ring to it. I suppose we’ll have to settle for 11 and the knowledge we have played our last Big 12 game ever. 

Oklahoma Aggy; congrats on your moral victory…I guess.  😂 

12 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

It’s amazing how nobody can help us out.  Well, at least OU got fucked.

OU didn’t get fucked.  They lost to KU and OSU.  On what planet did they get fucked?  Didn’t deserve to even be in the discussion. 

What dumbasses that nailed the FSU QB on his slide. UF could have won.

1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

OU didn’t get fucked.  They lost to KU and OSU.  On what planet did they get fucked?  Didn’t deserve to even be in the discussion. 

Yeah, but did you lose 45-3 to UCF?

24 minutes ago, vandergriff said:

Michigan and Georgia begging to be matched up with FSU in playoff.  Will not be a close game.

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1 minute ago, n64ra said:

What dumbasses that nailed the FSU QB on his slide. UF could have won.

No, Florida winning would have required their offense getting a couple first downs. They were warmed over dogshit in the second half. 

3 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

 

This is why I’m here.  

lol you know how to walk the tight rope here.

 

1 minute ago, USNALonghorn said:

Yeah, but did you lose 45-3 to UCF?

We have a million b12 championships.  No need to backdoor into another.  The minute you lose to OSU and KU, kindly bow out.  

Just now, F250 said:

lol you know how to walk the tight rope here.

 

If you’re for any other team but UT, you can’t give a shit about whatever tragedy may befall said team.  And as long as you don’t forget that OU sucks, it’s not that hard to survive.  

11 minutes ago, Constant said:

“12 Big 12 championships” certainly had a ring to it. I suppose we’ll have to settle for 11 and the knowledge we have played our last Big 12 game ever. 

Yes you will. And yes you have.

7 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

We have a million b12 championships.  No need to backdoor into another.  The minute you lose to OSU and KU, kindly bow out.  

Why don’t you go fuck yourself?  Respectfully of course.  Because you post naked whores…some of which you should post here since I’m depressed.

Just now, Fondren &amp; Main said:

Why don’t you go fuck yourself?  Respectfully of course.  Because you post naked whores…some of which you should post here since I’m depressed.

God damn it.  I am behind on posting that shit.  And you guys are fine.  You still have several outs next week.  Just beat the shit out of mullet.  

2 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

God damn it.  I am behind on posting that shit.  And you guys are fine.  You still have several outs next week.  Just beat the shit out of mullet.  

Post. Whores. Kthx

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2 hours ago, n64ra said:

What dumbasses that nailed the FSU QB on his slide. UF could have won.

Yeah just let him run for the first down to avoid the penalty. The slide rule is bull shit and it’s used to drop your head to your hip level at the last second and draw a penalty. 
 

If you want to “give yourself up” you should have to do it when nobody is within 3 yards. 
 

The dude slides at the last possible second like Dillon Gabriel he deserves to get wrecked. 

9 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Yeah just let him run for the first down to avoid the penalty. The slide rule is bull shit and it’s used to drop your head to your hip level at the last second and draw a penalty. 
 

If you want to “give yourself up” you should have to do it when nobody is within 3 yards. 
 

The dude slides at the last possible second like Dillon Gabriel he deserves to get wrecked. 

Dillion Gabriel is a wuss. He’s a poster boy on why the slide should not be held against a player who makes head to head contact.  I can’t stand that shit anymore. 

10 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

I’d have rather hired Billy Gillespie than Billy Napier

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