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  • closetojumping
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    Man, that's fucking terrible. Pointless and shitty. I get a ton of shit from posters about things I posted contemporaneously during Blue's journey, but both he and the staff have been schizophr

  • You know who's really going to be pissed? Jordan Whittington, friend of Bevo.

  • I'm on my balcony in a Longhorn hoodie, drinking coffee, watching the burnt orange sunrise, and thinking god damn, what a beautiful day to win a championship.

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WE'RE GONNA TAKE THE BIG 12 BELT WITH US OUT OF THE CONFERENCE AS WE MUD HOLE THE LAND THEIVEING LITTLE BROTHERS 

6 minutes ago, mchookem said:

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I resemble this remark

24 hours from now we will no longer be a Big 12 team in football. Crazy.

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2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

24 hours from now we will no longer be a Big 12 team in football. Crazy.

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6 hours ago, dcar00 said:

It appears the animal wasn't slaughtered.  it died on a farm/ranch.  happens a lot.  stupid prank but everyone needs to take a step back.  It may be that the animal wasn't tortured or killed.

Being on a ranch in Oklahoma isn’t torture?

Almost game day mofos. LETS FUCKIN GOOOOO

 

FEED BLUE. FEED SANDERS FEED MITCHELL. LET SWEAT ANS HILL EAT  

IT'S

GAMEDAY

ASSHOLES !!!

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No matter what happens after as long as we win tomorrow we achieved everything we set out to do this year.

I shall sleep for a spell. But before I do!  Let us fuck them in their dreams!  Like flaming globes Sigmund!  Like flaming globes!

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In the morning we destroy the Big 12.

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Let us fuck
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It’s too early to be up.  Arlington is a shit place to play and 11 am is a shit time to play.  Lets grab the Big12Mania belt and never look back. 

I really shouldn't be up at 5am on a Saturday but couldn't go back to sleep. Lets fucking beat them down. Today is going to fuck. 

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Final thoughts about the Big XII, Brett Y, and Kevin M.

 

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Technically 14, but sadly it's close enough. Let's open all their holes. 

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7 hours ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

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I hope if we win one our players takes a can of black spray paint and writes “NWO” on the Big 12 logo

7 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

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That should be Sark if our first play from scrimmage does not go for a touchdown.

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I'm on my balcony in a Longhorn hoodie, drinking coffee, watching the burnt orange sunrise, and thinking god damn, what a beautiful day to win a championship.

Edited by TexArcher
Also, it's cold and I'm going back inside.

8 hours ago, Captainant said:

WE'RE GONNA TAKE THE BIG 12 BELT WITH US OUT OF THE CONFERENCE AS WE MUD HOLE THE LAND THEIVEING LITTLE BROTHERS 

Didn’t Flair bring the actual NWA belt with him when he went to the WWF in the early 90’s? If we win today Sark should take the belt they are awarding into SEC media days next year. 

8 minutes ago, Darth Tron said:

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Hopefully the team starts much better today than that game.

Lolwut LHB is performing a halftime show with Nelly - allsome

5 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Lolwut LHB is performing a halftime show with Nelly - allsome

He's a native Austinite 

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

But why tho?

cause the commissioner is a dingbat imbecile masquerading as a commissioner

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