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7 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

What a fucking joke!

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15 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Lol wow I was joking about "taking the belt with us" on our way out, but there may literally be a belt presented

Feels like forever (14 damn years) that I woke up excited to watch GameDay and knowing we have a chance! Let’s Goooooo! 
 

Hook’em! I love all of you! Let’s get this done! 

4 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Lol wow I was joking about "taking the belt with us" on our way out, but there may literally be a belt presented

There’s no “may”.. lol. 
 

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13 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Lol wow I was joking about "taking the belt with us" on our way out, but there may literally be a belt presented

They’re giving a belt to the game MVP…

31 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

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2 minutes ago, MrX said:

They’re giving a belt to the game MVP…

It will look good on Sweat

It feels gross to pull for Texas, but here I am. I have a couple different bets on you boys so please don’t let me down. 

I can feel it. Down in my plums.

 

 

15 minutes ago, theaveragejon said:

There’s no “may”.. lol. 
 

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Fucking idiocracy

10 minutes ago, Pdawg88 said:

It feels gross to pull for Texas, but here I am. I have a couple different bets on you boys so please don’t let me down. 

It feels gross that you post on a Longhorn fan site

9 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

24 hours from now we will no longer be a Big 12 team in football. Crazy.

True,  and it probably kills all chances of the SWC getting back together again.  

12 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

This is going to sound like sour grapes, but that’s the ugliest fucking thing I’ve ever seen. 

48 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

But why tho?

The Big 12 needs to whore itself in any & every way possible to make as much money as possible while they can. It's only going to get worse once their pimps are gone.

 
I would have expected this sorta low-income trash move from the SEC (arguably their largest socioeconomically connected fan base).


The one thing I'm looking forward to is a book-ended Big XII championship.

Longhorns come in & win the 1st one.
Longhorns go out & win the last one¹.

I'm predicting
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Halftime Horns 21, Cowboys 14.
Defense does their usual thang.
Horns w/ a breakout / heavier scoring 3rd quarter, clock decided win by ~7:00 left in 4th quarter, Arch gets @ least 2 series, (1) prob. a 3 & out.

Sweat eats 3/4 of a Cowpoke player, [emoji2957]pulls some traffic cone orange out of his teeth, burps the cleats.


¹Last while we are in the confeThang.

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True,  and it probably kills all chances of the SWC getting back together again.  
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9 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

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Awesome 

25 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

It feels gross that you post on a Longhorn fan site

I like you 

This title game is so stupid with all the wwe crap. Let’s just win quickly and gtfo.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Fucking idiocracy

I mean, our last president is literally a WWE hall of famer lol

25 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

This title game is so stupid with all the wwe crap. Let’s just win quickly and gtfo.


 

 

44 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

The Big 12 is the aggy of conferences. Why did they ever leave?

The big 12 never worked for me.

I grew up with the SWC and it was very cool having conference games with in state teams,  going to the Cotten Bowl,  and winning National Championships.

It's hard to imagine a kid growing up with the 12 big when he gets my age sitting around talking to his friends about the great games with Iowa State and West Va.  

So long big 12 and Fuck Brett Yormark.  

This WWE/Big 12 stuff makes me even happier to be leaving this joke of a conference.

2 hours ago, Captainant said:

Lol wow I was joking about "taking the belt with us" on our way out, but there may literally be a belt presented

 

 

1 hour ago, Constant said:

This is going to sound like sour grapes, but that’s the ugliest fucking thing I’ve ever seen. 

I wan't to disagree, but I really can't.

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Mark Henry and Undertaker are gonna be on the Texas sideline and all of you need to accept that.

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