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21 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Thanks? 😂

Quick aside... a dentist in Stroud has stepped up to give your avatar a mouth full of new teeth, gratis.  

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    Man, that's fucking terrible. Pointless and shitty. I get a ton of shit from posters about things I posted contemporaneously during Blue's journey, but both he and the staff have been schizophr

  • You know who's really going to be pissed? Jordan Whittington, friend of Bevo.

  • I'm on my balcony in a Longhorn hoodie, drinking coffee, watching the burnt orange sunrise, and thinking god damn, what a beautiful day to win a championship.

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I was curious and went to Google maps. Looks like chi-o is across the street and ATO is next to them. I made out 1 camera at chi-o and a couple at FH. There will be a trailer on camera as long as they are working.

4 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


Uh this is going to be like three quarters of the SEC

I think everyone but Vandy.  You guys are the only other non methhead group when it comes to the alumni.  

1 hour ago, Pokoloco said:

Wait, you think guys from the team did this? 

no i do not . nor do i care if it had any thing to do with a football game . the killing of an innocent animal to prove a point , anger , intimidate or for fun is fucking disgusting . and the fact that it just so happens to be a longhorn is an "interesting" coinky-dinky giving the timing 

3 minutes ago, mr.goodkat said:

the killing of an innocent animal to prove a point

Thing is, this didn't happen.

Cody Stovall of Locked on Oklahoma State is an idiot talking about the Texas Excuse Train. Some one responded to him and I think the response was fitting.

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3 minutes ago, 'stache said:

JFC, I'm starting to think you've never actually met an aggy, or an OSU grad for that matter. Aggy fucks aren't weird because they're an ag school. They are barely an ag school at all. Their weirdness knows no bound, and if anything, it's more about their fake army than anything agricultural. I met lots of aggy when I lived in Texas and they are their own class of weird. Like their brains don't function properly in mixed company. Try again weirdo. 

Also, I hear you know something about hooers and may have pics, we may be able to find some common ground on such a topic.

Well, I'm definitely guilty of not spending time in OK.  Maybe 3 nights a year, feel sorry for you that you're stuck in that shithole.  On the topic at hand, I have watched enough games and see what's in the stands in stoolwater vs Norman.  Also from the OKC area back in HS who attended OSU vs OU.  A bunch of fucking losers on both sides for sure, I guess we'll have to disagree on who has more.  But yes, let's find some common ground, Art Basel Miami is coming up and probably has more ass per capita stateside than anything this side of F1 Vegas/Miami.  Will look to offer an olive branch and post some quality tail.  

13 minutes ago, 'stache said:

JFC, I'm starting to think you've never actually met an aggy, or an OSU grad for that matter. Aggy fucks aren't weird because they're an ag school. They are barely an ag school at all. Their weirdness knows no bound, and if anything, it's more about their fake army than anything agricultural. I met lots of aggy when I lived in Texas and they are their own class of weird. Like their brains don't function properly in mixed company. Try again weirdo. 

Also, I hear you know something about hooers and may have pics, we may be able to find some common ground on such a topic.

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12 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Quick aside... a dentist in Stroud has stepped up to give your avatar a mouth full of new teeth, gratis.  

God damn it, I cant use the 'more titles than teeth' line anymore?  Is nothing in this world sacred?  

3 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

FarmHouse. The fraternity the longhorn was left at. I am going to assume it is an ag major fraternity of some sort.

Well, someone's gotta mix with the Omega Mu's Moos.

7 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Thing is, this didn't happen.

so there wasn't a dead longhorn in front of a frat this morning ? again give zero fucks why. that is as fucked up as  skinning a cat , dude . that is what i'm saying . 

Petition to permaban all ankle biter OSU posters after we beat their asses tomorrow. Fuck that inbred school- never understood the love for them here. 
 

Fuck Oklahoma State.
 

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3 minutes ago, mr.goodkat said:

so there wasn't a dead longhorn in front of a frat this morning ?

Did you see a sign that says 'dead longhorn storage'?? You know why? Cause storing dead longhorns ain't my fucking business that's why. 

9 minutes ago, mr.goodkat said:

so there wasn't a dead longhorn in front of a frat this morning ? again give zero fucks why. that is as fucked up as  skinning a cat , dude . that is what i'm saying . 

No dumbass, I'm telling you they didn't kill the longhorn and put there. It died in a pasture and then they dumped it there.

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Just now, Longhornlove said:

No dumbass, I'm telling you they didn't kill the longhorn and put there. It died in a pasture and thy dumped there.

And thats why they cut it open as well?

On the original tweet, there was a mention of “#Texashateweek”…what the hell? Is that a real thing? Does OSU also have a Baylorhateweek and a KansasStatehateweek? Or, are we and the Sooners the only ones that lucky?

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2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

And thats why they cut it open as well?

I have no idea why they cut it open. They are dumbasses for doing what they did and can't comprehend why they would do any of that shit. I do know they didn't kill it for their prank.

59 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Your bbq doesn’t have to be prepared cruelly and sadistically

I guess that’s why they’re Oklahoma aggy though…

Yeah but it makes it taste so much better...

3 minutes ago, statsman said:

On the original tweet, there was a mention of “#Texashateweek”…what the hell? Is that a real thing? Does OSU also have a Baylorhateweek and a KansasStatehateweek? Or, are we and the Sooners the only ones that lucky?

No, I've literally never heard that phrase used for any school, including ou. It's from barstool, who knows where they got that from, probably just made it up themselves.

5 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

And thats why they cut it open as well?

Maybe it was a cold night, someone was looking for a XJ9-CS14, got lost, and needed shelter?

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14 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Petition to permaban all ankle biter OSU posters after we beat their asses tomorrow. Fuck that inbred school- never understood the love for them here. 
 

Fuck Oklahoma State.
 

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Nay. @'stache is good people, as are some of our other OSU posters. 

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1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

Nay. @'stache is good people, as are some of our other OSU posters. You're far more annoying. 

No shit Wilcox is a butthurt skirt far too often and 'stashe is badass

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38 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

“Seems a bit extreme to me over a prank.”

Ask the slaughtered animal how he feels.

 

I mean he has a point.  It was gonna get slaughtered anyways.  Plus it's Oklahoma.  That is like nice for a front yard.  

Don’t you guys get it? Some yearling just happened to spontaneously die on a fraternity brother’s land the night before, so they branded the dead animal, loaded it in a trailer, layed the carcass out in the front lawn in the middle of night without any noise, and then cut it open. That’s a completely plausible, normal way to dispose of an animal 

I was curious and went to Google maps. Looks like chi-o is across the street and ATO is next to them. I made out 1 camera at chi-o and a couple at FH. There will be a trailer on camera as long as they are working.
Poor frat-tards these days can't get away with anything...always on camera.

I'm betting none of them were intelligent enough to mask up or cover license plates.

It's just a dead animal.  Bunch of betas in here.  

1 hour ago, chemHORN said:

What if Farm House is a 4H style Frat and that Longhorn actually belonged to them?

the frat guys probably fucked the thing to death, and branded it and cut it open to cover up the sex crime.

20 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

I do know they didn't kill it for their prank.

Sorry to hear your kid is getting investigated for killing that longhorn 

WTF are people negging me for telling you the truth? These Frat boys didn't kill this steer. Did they brand it, cut it open and dump it, yes but they didn't kill it. All the things to get up in arms about and you idiots get triggered over that. Neg away snowflakes.

3 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Sorry to hear your kid is getting investigated for killing that longhorn 

My only child is in junior high, glad you got your POS rep though.

4 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

FarmHouse. The fraternity the longhorn was left at. I am going to assume it is an ag major fraternity of some sort.

Farmhouse is huge at Tech, if that’s an indication….

the frat guys probably fucked the thing to death, and branded it and cut it open to cover up the sex crime.

I didn’t realize this happened at aggy
3 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

WTF are people negging me for telling you the truth? These Frat boys didn't kill this steer. Did they brand it, cut it open and dump it, yes but they didn't kill it. All the things to get up in arms about and you idiots get triggered over that. Neg away snowflakes.

You know this how?

17 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Don’t you guys get it? Some yearling just happened to spontaneously die on a fraternity brother’s land the night before, so they branded the dead animal, loaded it in a trailer, layed the carcass out in the front lawn in the middle of night without any noise, and then cut it open. That’s a completely plausible, normal way to dispose of an animal 

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8 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

WTF are people negging me for telling you the truth? These Frat boys didn't kill this steer. Did they brand it, cut it open and dump it, yes but they didn't kill it. All the things to get up in arms about and you idiots get triggered over that. Neg away snowflakes.

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Can’t wait for J Whitt to knock some motherfuckers out in the morning. 
 

This is going to be Colorado 2005 electric boogaloo.

11 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

WTF are people negging me for telling you the truth? These Frat boys didn't kill this steer. Did they brand it, cut it open and dump it, yes but they didn't kill it. All the things to get up in arms about and you idiots get triggered over that. Neg away snowflakes.

It's a low class steer so one cares.  Kind of like when a low class person is killed.  

25 minutes ago, EastHorn said:

It's just a dead animal.  Bunch of betas in here.  

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4 minutes ago, EastHorn said:

It's a low class steer so one cares.  Kind of like when a low class person is killed.  

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There are going to be 85 dead cowboys on the field around 2:30 tomorrow.

23 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

WTF are people negging me for telling you the truth? These Frat boys didn't kill this steer. Did they brand it, cut it open and dump it, yes but they didn't kill it. All the things to get up in arms about and you idiots get triggered over that. Neg away snowflakes.

Can you provide a link? Thanks. 

53 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

I have no idea why they cut it open. They are dumbasses for doing what they did and can't comprehend why they would do any of that shit. I do know they didn't kill it for their prank.

This is quite the hill to die on. 

So Farmhouse has fraternity enemies that reach out to cattlemen and ask them to throw freshly dead carcass into a freezer and then they will dispose of it properly by branding it and mutilating it later. Because killing one would be wrong?

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2 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Can you provide a link? Thanks. 

Longhornlove doesn't need to provide a link. He clearly just happened to be out there in the field when this steer he was standing next to shit itself, went into cardiac arrest and collapsed to the ground. He saw it with his own eyes and there isn't a fucking thing he needs to do for the rest of us if we don't believe him. He's mentioned repeatedly on this board over the years that he's into hanging around with livestock in the fields of Oklahoma on Thursday nights. That's kind of his thing.

1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I’d argue LR’s brisket was more egregious.  Yikes


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This thread has not turned out the way I was expecting for the eve of our first conference title in 14 years. 

1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Well, I'm definitely guilty of not spending time in OK.  Maybe 3 nights a year, feel sorry for you that you're stuck in that shithole.  On the topic at hand, I have watched enough games and see what's in the stands in stoolwater vs Norman.  Also from the OKC area back in HS who attended OSU vs OU.  A bunch of fucking losers on both sides for sure, I guess we'll have to disagree on who has more.  But yes, let's find some common ground, Art Basel Miami is coming up and probably has more ass per capita stateside than anything this side of F1 Vegas/Miami.  Will look to offer an olive branch and post some quality tail.  

Wait? Wat? All this time I thought you were an OU alum.

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