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6 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Went way too quick, this 7 episodes thing is going to suck

SIX eps. not 7

so 5 left

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5 minutes ago, YChang said:

What I thought these were supposed to be 1.5 hr long episodes!

Episode one – 54 mins

Episode two – 58 mins

Episode three – 60 minutes

Episode four – 78 minutes

Episode five – 80 minutes

Episode six – 80 minutes

they got most if not all of the meetings and revelations that needed to happen done in the first episode. well done for not prolonging it.

Dany is going to take Sam telling Jon the truth as a retaliation punishment for killing Sam's father & brother

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Also the night king = a targaeryan (he can ride a dragon too), but which one?

6 minutes ago, Horny04 said:

Also the night king = a targaeryan (he can ride a dragon too), but which one?

Jon Snow after Bran gets a little to baked and time travels him real good 

8 minutes ago, Horny04 said:

Also the night king = a targaeryan (he can ride a dragon too), but which one?

I assumed he can ride that particular dragon due to the fact he can control the dead not because of any targaryens lineage. But who knows?

9 minutes ago, Horny04 said:

Also the night king = a targaeryan (he can ride a dragon too), but which one?

Well, he's really a First Man, not a Targaryen. 

Sansa basically clowned Tyrion for trusting that Cersei would send her army north.  Sansa has become one of the most savvy characters remaining.

5 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

Sansa basically clowned Tyrion for trusting that Cersei would send her army north.  Sansa has become one of the most savvy characters remaining.

yeah, they've strangely made Tyrion dumb. hard to forget all the bad advice and planning he gave out last season

It has been so long since I’ve watched an episode that I first thought that I just couldn’t remember what the intro was.  This episode really sets things up.

Just now, naija said:

yeah, they've strangely made Tyrion dumb. hard to forget all the bad advice and planning he gave out last season

Tyrion has always been clever when it comes to his personal gain. But whenever he is trying to help others, he seems quite inept. 

Just now, MillerEP said:

Ugh 5 left is even worse.

Makes me real sad...also can’t believe that’s all it’s gonna take to end it

1 minute ago, taybo20 said:

also can’t believe that’s all it’s gonna take to end it

Well either the White Walkers wipe them out or they don't.

7 minutes ago, naija said:

yeah, they've strangely made Tyrion dumb. hard to forget all the bad advice and planning he gave out last season

there are theories that Tyrion is purposefully acting dumb and giving bad advice because he still has allegiances to his family

Episode one – 54 mins
Episode two – 58 mins
Episode three – 60 minutes
Episode four – 78 minutes
Episode five – 80 minutes
Episode six – 80 minutes

Episode 3 is gong to be around 80 min too. The early talk was wrong. The last 4 are basically mini movies.

So many characters in this one. I cant believe how many names I remembered.

Arya and the big news is the summary of this episode. Was hoping Sansa would give Tyrion a chance.

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11 minutes ago, RPM said:

Well either the White Walkers wipe them out or they don't.

To be fair, it has taken a very long time for winter to arrive and now that it has, this is everything

there are theories that Tyrion is purposefully acting dumb and giving bad advice because he still has allegiances to his family


Why in the world would he have any loyalty to Cersei?
6 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

 


Why in the world would he have any loyalty to Cersei?

Not to Cersei, particularly. But he is still a Lannister.

My thoughts on the show, in chronological order:

 

•drama between Stark girls and Dany is contrived 

 

•"why don't you just get it over with and kill me?" is stupid, lazy writing, how many times can different prisoners say this?

 

•Euron Grayjoy is cartoonish and annoying 

 

•I don't buy Bronn killing the Lannisters for one second 

-also, his four-way had to be interrupted to tell him that? really? just had to interrupt the four way to tell him that he might have to kill two people at some undetermined point in the future? 

 

•So far this episode, like much of the latter seasons, is poorly written and uncompelling; contrived, overly dramatic, overly theatrical 

 

•this dragon riding scene feels like it was made by Disney, and i don't mean that in no nice way

 

•all of the jon and dany stuff to this point is lame. there's more important shit to be done than there is time, and these two are frolicking around, exchanging witty banter, and flirting and giggling and shit 

 

•I want Arya and Gendry to rule in the end

 

•okay seriously, everyone is exchanging witty banter in every scene 

 

•sansa rebelling against danny's mere presence is contrived and dumb 

 

•the show is slackiiiing

 

•the scene between sam and dany was good; the guy who plays sam is a good actor 

 

•whoa, hadn't thought about dany not telling jon about killing sam's family

 

•"you gave up your crown to save your people; would she do the same?" daaamn, got em coach.

 

•dead kid waking up was gnarly

 

•jamie sees bran! daaammmnnnn

 

thoughts: first 2/3 of the episode was hokey and stupid and indicative of the inferior writing during the latter seasons. the final third of the episode saved it. more of what made GoT great (great storytelling, subtlety, and that signature HBO sense of realism that separates it from network TV/movies).

 

overall episode score: 4.3 

 

it's a fair score. this episode is not worth watching again, and especially disappointing considering how little time we have left to wrap up these stories. 

 

 

 

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2 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

4.3 out of what? 

And Bronn needed reason to go north to join the rest. He has that now

on a 1-10 scale.

Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Cold little bitch arent you, derka?

That's why I'm alive.

Just now, Barry_McCokiner said:

Thought it was brilliant.  Thinking ole Jamie is done next episode

Done? Like dead? No way.

18 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

My thoughts on the show, in chronological order:

 

•drama between Stark girls and Dany is contrived 

 

•"why don't you just get it over with and kill me?" is stupid, lazy writing, how many times can different prisoners say this?

 

•Euron Grayjoy is cartoonish and annoying 

 

•I don't buy Bronn killing the Lannisters for one second 

-also, his four-way had to be interrupted to tell him that? really? just had to interrupt the four way to tell him that he might have to kill two people at some undetermined point in the future? 

 

•So far this episode, like much of the latter seasons, is poorly written and uncompelling; contrived, overly dramatic, overly theatrical 

 

•this dragon riding scene feels like it was made by Disney, and i don't mean that in no nice way

 

•all of the jon and dany stuff to this point is lame. there's more important shit to be done than there is time, and these two are frolicking around, exchanging witty banter, and flirting and giggling and shit 

 

•I want Arya and Gendry to rule in the end

 

•okay seriously, everyone is exchanging witty banter in every scene 

 

•sansa rebelling against danny's mere presence is contrived and dumb 

 

•the show is slackiiiing

 

•the scene between sam and dany was good; the guy who plays sam is a good actor 

 

•whoa, hadn't thought about dany not telling jon about killing sam's family

 

•"you gave up your crown to save your people; would she do the same?" daaamn, got em coach.

 

•dead kid waking up was gnarly

 

•jamie sees bran! daaammmnnnn

 

thoughts: first 2/3 of the episode was hokey and stupid and indicative of the inferior writing during the latter seasons. the final third of the episode saved it. more of what made GoT great (great storytelling, subtlety, and that signature HBO sense of realism that separates it from network TV/movies).

 

overall episode score: 4.3 

 

it's a fair score. this episode is not worth watching again, and especially disappointing considering how little time we have left to wrap up these stories. 

 

 

 

Fuck off cunt

I assume that saving yara (asha) by Theon may potentially be the end of the story for Yara. I suppose she could come back if there is a sea battle but I don’t think there will be one.

4.3?  No way.  Wasn't one of the great episodes for sure, but season premieres are always a re-introduction and setting stuff up.  I thought it was pretty enjoyable

 

Dragon flying scene was cheesy though

1 hour ago, LonghornSean said:

Episode one – 54 mins

Episode two – 58 mins

Episode three – 60 minutes

Episode four – 78 minutes

Episode five – 80 minutes

Episode six – 80 minutes

Well this one was over an hour so there goes that great info. 

12 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Well this one was over an hour so there goes that great info. 

Actually even with opening and end credits it was under 54 min.  Of course I have no idea if if those other runtimes are accurate though.

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2 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

Actually with opening and end credits it was right around 54 min.  Of course I have no idea if if those other runtimes are accurate though.

Yeah, HBO Now had the total runtime at 63 minutes. I paused it when the ending credits ran, and it was at 54 minutes and change. The rest was the preview for episode 2, trailer for Chernobyl, and Inside The Episode. 

The spiral sign that's left by the Night King.  I know it's appeared before but I wonder what if any significance it will have

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The fuck is wrong with Derka? This was no top 10 episode for sure. But as a premier? It stacks up very well.

And yeah they’re might have been some hokey lines but the agitation between Sansa and Dany is NOT contrived. It makes perfect sense as Sansa feels the same way the Entire North does. Jon was crowned king and gave it away to her.

Also my ONLY complaint was no fucking Ghost. Where’s that pump ass wolf hiding now?

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50 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

overall episode score: 4.3 

That score is ... "precise", but in the "measure with a micrometer, mark with chalk, cut with an ax" level of precision.

In other words, just putting a decimal point there doesn't give your (ridiculous) score any gravitas - unless you'd care to show your work of how you came to that mathematical precision?

Spoiler

ramjet-you-arrogant-ass-youve-killed-us.

 

no wight walkers or kickass dead dragon are my only complaints.

 

Loved the reveal with Jon/ Sam.  Fuck Sansa, mopey cunt.

everyone's up in arms about the 4.3 (a fair score) but there's hardly any chatter about the content of the episode- an episode that was arguably the most highly anticipated single TV episode since Breaking Bad's finale- that should tell you something.

4.3 is a fair score. There's no reason to watch the episode twice. The first 2/3 was as i said very hokey, cartoonish, and contrived, and the final third, while enjoyable, wasn't anything worth giving a hog score to. It was fine, but a couple of "ooh" moments which will no doubt be expounded upon in the next episode. Still, the best scenes of the entire episode would score a solid 6 in my book. Nothing to write home about. The episode was mostly weak and for that it gets a weak score. I'm hoping next week's episode is much better.

 

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