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SO disappointed in that series finale, in season 8 in general. The writing and pacing was a wet diaper this season. The acting, music, cinematography was on point, but the writing was a kick in the balls for real.

Fuck D&D, Dildo and Dingleberry. There are so many ways they could have made that final episode better. 

 

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Liked:

Tyrion explaining at length that Dany's always been willing to burn their world down for the sake of building a new one.

Jon killing Dany himself.  Very well done.

Sansa keeping the North independent and becoming Queen in the North.

Jon riding off with the wildlings.

 

Didn't like:

Drogon melting the Iron Throne.  The fucking dragon understands the significance somehow?

Bran becoming king.  After all that, the cripple who sat there the whole time taking notes is elected king and Westeros becomes a democracy thereafter?  GTFOH.

A lot of the dialogue was pretty bad.  I swear you could tell the actors didn't even believe in it anymore.

 

I give the final season a C+.  Episodes 3 and 5 were excellent in my book and the rest were well below previous standards.

Hated the rushed nature of Dany's turn and demise.  Hated the crowning of Bran as King.

 

But even though I wasn't thrilled with how they got there, I did enjoy the Epilogue portion of the episode. I am going to miss this show.

This is what happens when directors already have a contract for 3 new Star Wars movies....

The special effects department at least did a little work over the last 2 years.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Drogon melting the Iron Throne.  The fucking dragon understands the significance somehow?

Dragons that burn cities to the ground on command probably have above average intelligence. 

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Tyrion getting to continually keep his job is like Sean Watson always being an OC somewhere

So Bran being omniscient and knowing the future isn't mentioned really by any character the entire time from when he showed up at Winterfell until he became king. Like somehow nobody cares that they basically have Westeros Jesus just hanging out. Nobody ever talks about it or asks him about it. But the reasoning that instantly sold everyone on making a cripple who can't bear children king was "he has a cool story". That was his campaign slogan.

 

Then omniscient Bran has to ask his council where the dragon is.

 

LO fucking L

 

 

 

 

There was no way to end it and not piss off everyone.  But yeah those last two seasons werent the best.  Still several good parts at times.  

1 minute ago, BradInATX said:

So Bran being omniscient and knowing the future isn't mentioned really by any character the entire time from when he showed up at Winterfell until he became king. But the reasoning that instantly sold everyone was "he has a cool story".

Then omniscient Bran has to ask his council where the dragon is.

LO fucking L

Or better yet...... He knew Dany was going to go mad queen and kill thousands but hey.... It's OK.  We can let that happen.  So I can be king.  

Well it was ok...
Guessing they want us to Assume Stark and Targaryen houses will end(if jon sticks to vows or they wont acknowledge wilding mix) and sansa heirs would take fathers name???

While Lannisters and baratheon plus lesser houses go on

Bittersweet ending which should've been expected from series




When Jon looked back, I felt like the thought ballon should have appeared that said “why are we closing a gate? There’s a huge fucking hole 100 yards to the left”.
Exactly. I guess the significance was Jon finally being free.

Well, on the bright side..... pussy is no longer undefeated.

If they weren’t going to kill Jon and Tyrion off, their endings were fitting.  Jon becomes king beyond the wall and Tyrion is sentenced to clean up the mess he made. 

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Well, on the bright side..... pussy is no longer undefeated.

True. How bad was the sex Arya got that she’s rather sail off the map? 

Ghost finally got the pet he deserved. 

I’ll cut the writers some slack. When GRRM left them hanging out to dry, it was never going to be a satisfying ending. 

7 minutes ago, deech said:

 

 

They were 4 lone wolves almost the entire series, but yea?

Eight seasons and Jon gets his rightful title..... Queenslayer. That has to be useful beyond the wall, right?  Especially since he can't take a wife. 

We're missing our Master of Putting King on the Shitter

 

Never mind. I forgot Podrick lucked into that role

 

 

1 minute ago, deech said:

Eight seasons and Jon gets his rightful title..... Queenslayer. That has to be useful beyond the wall, right?  Especially since he can't take a wife. 

Correct me if I’m wrong, but those rules went out the window when he rode off with the wildlings. He can have all the wildling ass he wants. 

What’s west of Westeros?  I think it’s Florin and Guilder and we just witnessed the origin story of the first Dread Pirate Roberta.   

It was never going to make everyone happy, but that ending was a cop out, imo, especially Jon going to the Wall. Like who the fuck is Greyworm?

1 minute ago, Bevo VIII said:

Worse series finale of all time.

Lost, The Wire, The Sopranos, 

Grey Worm got Peter Principle’d.  Gets promoted to master of war and 5 minutes later his queen gets shanked.  

And man did he get annoying.  Why did he get a say in Jon’s fate? I kept thinking, STFU dickless.  Nobody cares.

6 minutes ago, deech said:

Eight seasons and Jon gets his rightful title..... Queenslayer. That has to be useful beyond the wall, right?  Especially since he can't take a wife. 

RuPaul calling for Mr Jon Snow the Queenslayer.

So what's the point of the symbolism of the iron throne being melted if there's still gonna be a monarch ruling Westeros?

 

Also, why does a show insanely pressed for time show Tyrion staring at a wall for 30 seconds, and dragging chairs around for another 60 seconds. It's like they still don't have 20 things that need to be explained.

Grey Worm got Peter Principle’d.  Gets promoted to master of war and 5 minutes later his queen gets shanked.  
And man did he get annoying.  Why did he get a say in Jon’s fate? I kept thinking, STFU dickless.  Nobody cares.


Grey Worm dropped by the CGI dept with coffee and donuts. His squad of a few hundred became a few thousand. After being decimated by the Undead, Euron’s ambush, and friendly-fire from Dany, they’re rolling with 20 or so battalions.

I liked it all except Bran. I’ll accept it though. Jon is free. The North is free. Arya is off to adventure. It wasn’t book strong, but it wraps it all up.

15 minutes ago, deech said:

Eight seasons and Jon gets his rightful title..... Queenslayer. That has to be useful beyond the wall, right?  Especially since he can't take a wife. 

to be fair, he'd already went queenslayer a couple of times, am i right ??

4 minutes ago, Phoenix said:

 

So what's the point of the symbolism of the iron throne being melted if there's still gonna be a monarch ruling Westeros?

 

The throne was a curse.  People saw it as some kind of prize and lusted after it to the demise of themselves and civilization.   No one should WANT to sit on it.  It was made to be uncomfortable as fuck for a reason that no one understood until they sat on it.  

6 minutes ago, Phoenix said:

So what's the point of the symbolism of the iron throne being melted if there's still gonna be a monarch ruling Westeros?

 

Also, why does a show insanely pressed for time show Tyrion staring at a wall for 30 seconds, and dragging chairs around for another 60 seconds. It's like they still don't have 20 things that need to be explained.

I thought the same. Typical for this season.

When was the bigger time jump?  The weeks between Dany’s death and the council meeting, or the weeks Tyrion apparently spent clearing the mountains of  rubble that collapsed on his bro/sis?

Just now, CurlyDumps said:

When was the bigger time jump?  The weeks between Dany’s death and the council meeting, or the weeks Tyrion apparently spent clearing the mountains of  rubble that collapsed on his bro/sis?

The council meeting could've been months for all we knew

 

13 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

 


Grey Worm dropped by the CGI dept with coffee and donuts. His squad of a few hundred became a few thousand. After being decimated by the Undead, Euron’s ambush, and friendly-fire from Dany, they’re rolling with 20 or so battalions.

 

And the Dothraki have grown from like 5 to 500 since D&D literally said episode 3 was “the end” of them lol 

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Hey we need a master of coin.  He has to be good with money, thrifty, cautious and not prone to wasteful spending.

Well, I've got this guy who has on numerous occassions said the only purpose of gold is to buy pussy and wine.

When can he start?

6 minutes ago, Barry_McCokiner said:

The council meeting could've been months for all we knew

 

Tyrion actually mentioned it had been weeks.  Guy can grow a damn nice beard.

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Last shot should have been Gendry rowing his ass off trying to catch up to Arya’s ship.

It was never going to make everyone happy, but that ending was a cop out, imo, especially Jon going to the Wall. Like who the fuck is Greyworm?

I was thinking the same thing. Who the fuck is he to decide what happens after Dani’s death when Jon should be King. Sansa should have told him to fuck off and organized the other families to fight to get Jon out. Or something, anything else.

Fitting that the last thing we see was just a long shot of a horses ass

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