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  • Totally. Hiring a guy who was drafted by Nick Saban, coached by Dan Quinn, worked under Bo Davis for three years, has eight years of experience coaching the position in college, has recruited the stat

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    I will douse BurntOrange&White and BillFromLakeTravis in gasoline and set them on fire to retain Bo Davis while getting rid of Terry Joseph. 

  • He left A&M.

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1 hour ago, TommyGufano said:

Gotta think that's only if they can't nab Sonny Dykes

Not to add insult to injury

23 minutes ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

https://x.com/jedsparty/status/1745273898172657934?s=20

 

edit: Not sure why the tweet isn't displaying and the video is basically crashing because so many people are trying to watch it so I'll just say it~

Eugene, Oregon local news reporting on air that Lanning is already in Tuscaloosa having meetings with Bama. 

It's an x.com instead of twitter.com and those don't post real well

25 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Who do we want from Oregon

Crater Lake and the entire coastline 

https://x.com/jedsparty/status/1745273898172657934?s=20
 
edit: Not sure why the tweet isn't displaying and the video is basically crashing because so many people are trying to watch it so I'll just say it~
Eugene, Oregon local news reporting on air that Lanning is already in Tuscaloosa having meetings with Bama. 

Fake news. I was told that a&m was the best job in the country and Lanning said no to them, no way he takes the job at Bama.
21 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Alabama rivals site. Sounds like this is going to be Lanning. 

 

This appears to be their version of Ketchum. It’s already been shot down by other Bama sites and Oregon people.

3 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

This appears to be their version of Ketchum. It’s already been shot down by other Bama sites and Oregon people.

Going to be interesting. It sounds like Bama already has a hire. My bet is it's still Lanning. 

 

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8 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Going to be interesting. It sounds like Bama already has a hire. My bet is it's still Lanning. 

 

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Lulz.

 

 

 

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

it was a top 5 job before Saban

Oregon's recruiting will almost certainly take a hit whenever Phil Knight (85) decides to go. They'll still do well because of the brand they've built, but it'll be tougher. As for Lanning, he had a talent advantage over probably every team they played the last 2 years, besides UGA who beat them 49-3. Maybe he dominates at Bama for 20+ years.. or he could totally flame out. Much more likely the latter imo.

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2 hours ago, Rimbo said:

it was a top 5 job before Saban

Dennis Franchione left it to go to A&M.

What the hell is this supposed to mean? Randall Joyner reposted this on Twitter.

 

Maybe Danning is just vacationing in Tuscaloosa. 

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Great place to just chill and relax after a long season. 

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Dennis Franchione left it to go to A&M.

Wasn't SEC ready.

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8 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Who do we want from Oregon

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Let's not forget their coach.

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8 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Let's not forget their coach.

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Wheelhouse. 

Was it, Mike Shula wasn't exactly ripping it up.

Not unlike Texas, the fact that their program status is essentially established by 2 coaches doesn’t diminish it as a Top 5 job.
3 hours ago, MrBig said:

What the hell is this supposed to mean? Randall Joyner reposted this on Twitter.

 

Bo thinks PK and Texas suck.  Bo Davis, Bo Jackson, Bo Nix, anyone named Bo knows that. - Satya

Drew Kelson made a good argument for both Okam and Rod Wright on the IT live stream. He admitted he was biased but apparently they both have turned into pretty damn good DL coaches. Coached all conference players, got lightly recruited players drafted, set team sacks and TFL records etc.

Made me feel better about both of them if they're the choice although I doubt they will be . 

26 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Drew Kelson made a good argument for both Okam and Rod Wright on the IT live stream. He admitted he was biased but apparently they both have turned into pretty damn good DL coaches. Coached all conference players, got lightly recruited players drafted, set team sacks and TFL records etc.

Made me feel better about both of them if they're the choice although I doubt they will be . 

Can they teach zone D for the D backs? Cause their Longhorn brethren can't seem to.

8 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

Alabama's a great job but more like a top 10-15 job than a top 5 job. For Sark specifically, he just bought a ton of good will here and stringing together some 9+ win seasons with a couple CFP berths over the next five years will keep his seat from getting seriously hot. At Alabama that would get him fired as the guy after Saban. Assuming Texas is willing to commit to a hefty raise, I really do not see the upside of the Alabama job in his shoes. Maybe that's just burnt orange tinted glasses.

30 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Drew Kelson made a good argument for both Okam and Rod Wright on the IT live stream. He admitted he was biased but apparently they both have turned into pretty damn good DL coaches. Coached all conference players, got lightly recruited players drafted, set team sacks and TFL records etc.

Made me feel better about both of them if they're the choice although I doubt they will be . 

I think the first call should to be Freddie Roach, Alabama's DL coach since 2020. He may turn you down as an Alabama alum but you have to make the call. Maybe it's Lanning at Bama and he wants to bring Tosh Lupoi and Tony Tuioti (who also has a tangential connection to Sark through working under Justin Wilcox at Cal for a couple years), at which point Texas is a really attractive landing spot for Roach.

Beyond that, obviously Tosh Lupoi is a potential candidate if he ends up looking for a job in the wake of the Saban retirement. I could see also see Tuioti being a candidate if Lanning goes to Bama and does retain Roach. Sark likes his west coast guys, and he also has a couple years of NFL experience and was Harbaugh's player personnel guy at Michigan for a year.

That said, I think Okam or Wright would be serviceable at a minimum and it is always cool to have an alum on staff. Just not sure they are more than fall back candidates.

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3 minutes ago, RollingPresidential said:

Didn't Wasserman write like two years ago that A&M was a better job than Texas?

He writes it on his mirror in lipstick every single day. It started out just so his wife would fuck him, but odds are that he now believes it. 

4 minutes ago, RollingPresidential said:

Didn't Wasserman write like two years ago that A&M was a better job than Texas?

Is Jimbo Fisher not living the dream right now?

42 minutes ago, RollingPresidential said:

Didn't Wasserman write like two years ago that A&M was a better job than Texas?

Wasserman dick rides whoever is a top 5 program, it’s literally his whole shtick. Two years ago A&M as at the peak of their fake it till you make and Texas was at our lowest point, so that’s why Wasserman wrote that article. The board gets extremely Texags about Wasserman being some A&M plant because of his wife. When in reality the dude is just a massive bandwagonner, he was the only one at the Athletic to jump on the Texas bandwagon this year when everyone else as national writers just kept saying seven win Sark and underperforming Texas.

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23 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Is Jimbo Fisher not living the dream right now?

Is Candi in a peep show booth in his basement with a secret entrance for college football players? If not, the answer is no.

1 minute ago, Not a Sock said:

Wasserman dick rides whoever is a top 5 program, it’s literally his whole shtick. Two years ago A&M as at the peak of their fake it till you make and Texas was at our lowest point, so that’s why Wasserman wrote that article. The board gets extremely Texags about Wasserman being some A&M plant because his wife. When in reality the dude is just a massive bandwagonner, he was the only one at the Athletic to jump on the Texas bandwagon this year when everyone else as national writers just kept saying seven win Sark and underperforming Texas.

Idk, I used to listen to him and yeah he's a bandwagon honk, but I also think he just doesn't know anything about anything. He's like if EJ Holland was dumber. 

6 minutes ago, RollingPresidential said:

Idk, I used to listen to him and yeah he's a bandwagon honk, but I also think he just doesn't know anything about anything. He's like if EJ Holland was dumber. 

If the 247 message boards had a collective hive mind it would be Ari Wasserman is the best description I can come up with.

I'm Aslan24 with Surly reporting that Josh Pate with CBS is reporting that Dan Lanning hasn't been in Tuscaloosa at all this week. Thanks. Thanks.

 

Watching On Texas Football, and when it started the odds at some site of Bama signing Sark was 35-1. During the show it shifted to 8-1.

5 minutes ago, Masshole Horn said:

Time to call the Tuscaloosa Airport to get Lanning paged??

No.... Page Lane Kiffin, then 45 minutes later page Dabo Swinney, and then like 2 hrs later page Jimbo

17 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

Even more interesting is Kirby Smart's name floating for the Falcon's job.

Portal is open now, and expires 30 days from today. It's open season on their roster.

If Smart takes the Falcon job and gets 4 1st round picks and 4 2nd round picks every year he is going to wreck shop!

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