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We can’t bring in Lanning to coach. He doesn’t know how to beat Washington. 

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  • Totally. Hiring a guy who was drafted by Nick Saban, coached by Dan Quinn, worked under Bo Davis for three years, has eight years of experience coaching the position in college, has recruited the stat

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    I will douse BurntOrange&White and BillFromLakeTravis in gasoline and set them on fire to retain Bo Davis while getting rid of Terry Joseph. 

  • He left A&M.

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21 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Big brain move not taking any LBs so recruiting isn't affected when the coach leaves

3-D Chess…

Edited by Junior Bonner

46 minutes ago, Atticus said:

By that same reasoning, why have him coach in the playoff game?

Good grief, man.  Take a lap.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

You want a guy who has no stake in the program after January recruiting for us?

Yeah, plus you don’t want him to poach our recruits. /s

 

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4 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Former Galena Park head coach.    Not a bad connection from a recruiting standpoint. 

Also from a coaching standpoint. The guy has won 4 state titles. 

20 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Former Galena Park head coach.    Not a bad connection from a recruiting standpoint. 

GP North Shore. That would help recruit the Houston area too. Maybe Devin Sanchez has a change of heart with him in the fold.

1 hour ago, Jebus said:

I assume this means he’s moving on to the next job

evidently was heavily considered at UTEP before they hired the guy from Austin Peay

3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Hookem headlines, 4 candidates:

Hutzler

Colton Swan , Utah lb coach

Tony Gibson NC State dc/lb coach

Bobby April Stanford dc/lb coach

Tony Gibson was the DC for Holgo at WVU.  Ran the 3-3 stack.

10 hours ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

On IT Youtube, Gerry Just said former Northshore HC and current Rice LB Coach Jon Kay is a name to keep an eye on to replace Choate.

 https://riceowls.com/sports/football/roster/coaches/jon-kay/2842

Someone had asked Gerry in the comments if Sark would look at him as a candidate bc he has ties to northshore.  I think Gerry was just answering a question from the comments.

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Hookem headlines, 4 candidates:

Hutzler

Colton Swan , Utah lb coach

Tony Gibson NC State dc/lb coach

Bobby April Stanford dc/lb coach

Gibson and April aren’t leaving playcalling P5 DC jobs for non-playcalling co-DC roles. Also not sure why Hutzler would 1) leave Alabama or 2) come back to work for a coach that originally let him walk 3 years ago with the idea of hiring Mike Stoops in his place.

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1 minute ago, Hookem2147 said:

Gibson and April aren’t leaving playcalling P5 DC jobs for non-playcalling co-DC roles. Not sure why Hutzler would 1) leave Alabama or 2) come back to work for a coach that originally let him walk 3 years ago with the idea of hiring Mike Stoops in his place.

That Utah coach does seem interesting. 

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Hookem headlines, 4 candidates:

Hutzler

Colton Swan , Utah lb coach

Tony Gibson NC State dc/lb coach

Bobby April Stanford dc/lb coach

FWIW - Bobby (IT) said the LB coach hire isn’t something Sark is even thinking about right now and probably won’t for a while. Some time over the next month he’ll put together a list of candidate and then likely make a hire in January. 

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Hookem headlines, 4 candidates:

Hutzler

Colton Swan , Utah lb coach

Tony Gibson NC State dc/lb coach

Bobby April Stanford dc/lb coach

Hahahaha. Where the fuck did this come from? Whoever wrote that couldn’t be more full of shit. 

The 4 candidates include: a dude that Sarkisian fired, a mormon lifer that may have never left Utah were it not for games being played in other states, and 2 playcalling DCs. Right. 

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

That Utah coach does seem interesting. 

Yes, he’s a wonderful storyteller, lived overseas and speaks multiple languages, and is a darned good amateur magician! 

20 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Hahahaha. Where the fuck did this come from? Whoever wrote that couldn’t be more full of shit. 

The 4 candidates include: a dude that Sarkisian fired, a mormon lifer that may have never left Utah were it not for games being played in other states, and 2 playcalling DCs. Right. 

Hookem Headlines is an AI powered news aggregator that just scrapes bullshit from the web and pits it into articles. 

36 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Hookem Headlines is an AI powered news aggregator that just scrapes bullshit from the web and pits it into articles. 

 

 

Still better than this guy, though.

 

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3 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

Still better than this guy, though.

 

 

 

 

Eww. Why would you post that picture

3 hours ago, futureman said:

what's TaTa Thompson doing?

Your mom probably.

It shouldn't be his number 1 priority, but it would be nice if Sark can find someone who can help in Houston and east of I45.

7 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

Gibson and April aren’t leaving playcalling P5 DC jobs 

Gibson is even being rumored for some head coaching gigs. 

He's a shitty/toxic person but he can absolutely coach. Zero chance he's coming here to be a LB coach like has already been mentioned. 

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At least the Hutzler talk will die out now

 

I enjoyed listening to Choate here. Lot of energy. Very Ying to PK's Yang. 

Hope he takes his winning from Montana st to Nevada. 

 

10 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

 

Still better than this guy, though.

 

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This fuck looks like the retarded twin of Elton John, made from the leftover smegma in his mother's womb.

On 12/5/2023 at 11:22 PM, Hiphopopotamos said:

FWIW - Bobby (IT) said the LB coach hire isn’t something Sark is even thinking about right now and probably won’t for a while. Some time over the next month he’ll put together a list of candidate and then likely make a hire in January. 

So...Saban it is. 

Looks like Cal is going to hire Sterlin Gilbert as QB coach.  Oy

Woof. 

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3 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

From OC at Texas to QB coach at Cal. That's quite a career decline. 

I wonder if the Cal President had to get on a plane to make that deal happen. 

18 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I wonder if the Cal President had to get on a plane to make that deal happen. 

Too soon

10 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Also, sounds like Paul Chryst is an OC candidate for Iowa

The Greg Davis retirement plan!

47 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Also, sounds like Paul Chryst is an OC candidate for Iowa

that should improve their offensive output by tens of yards

I wonder what Chyrst learned from his year in Austin. That seems like a good fit. They might be able to average 17 points per game.

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

I wonder what Chyrst learned from his year in Austin. That seems like a good fit. They might be able to average 17 points per game.

I think it would be a great hire for Iowa. 

6 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I wonder what Chyrst learned from his year in Austin. That seems like a good fit. They might be able to average 17 points per game.

 

 

 

This thing called the forward pass?

 

 

 

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