January 12, 20241 yr 3 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said: I think Bama is a bit like Ohio State. There’s a system in place that will still lead to strong recruiting.
January 12, 20241 yr A&M is where good coaches' careers go to die. You cannot have sustained success there. There's many reasons for it, but the main reason is "Aggy gonna Aggy." It's not a top 25 program. You can make a lot of money by getting hired there, but if you measure a program by success -- if you want a job where you can compete for titles at least once -- you don't go there.But along that same line of thinking, if you do accept the job there and manage to stumblefuck your way into a championship.. the gomers would finally tear down the sully statue, melt it down and reshape it in your image. I know none of us would want that sort of honor...but the first coach to do it will be aggy legend, complete with fairy tales that get better with each decade that passes.
January 12, 20241 yr 8 hours ago, Gil Bang said: oh shit that's funny. Those fucks believe this? I'm 62.4% sure he's joking, but it's tech so who can say for sure?
January 12, 20241 yr Patience, guys. They're just waiting on the final edit of Sark's "I'm staying" video directed by Wes Anderson.
January 12, 20241 yr 24 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said: Patience, guys. They're just waiting on the final edit of Sark's "I'm staying" video directed by Wes Anderson. He's going to throw a cat out of a window? I'd support that.
January 12, 20241 yr Per Bobby 3 names he has been given: Freddie Roach(Alabama) - If he doesn't stay at Bama Texas is interested in him. Ed Orgeron - Fluid situation but he had some interesting verbiage when he was talking about him. Makes me believe this may be the guy Sark has for his 1st in line for the job. Zarnell Fitch(Tech) - A recommendation from Patterson.
January 12, 20241 yr 8 hours ago, satyanash said: I've posted this elsewhere, but Bama's NIL game is like A&M's right now. A lot of talk and promises while still relying on bags to do the heavy lifting.
January 12, 20241 yr Popular Post 27 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said: Patience, guys. They're just waiting on the final edit of Sark's "I'm staying" video directed by Wes Anderson.
January 12, 20241 yr 6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said: Per Bobby 3 names he has been given: Freddie Roach(Alabama) - If he doesn't stay at Bama Texas is interested in him. Ed Orgeron - Fluid situation but he had some interesting verbiage when he was talking about him. Makes me believe this may be the guy Sark has for his 1st in line for the job. Zarnell Fitch(Tech) - A recommendation from Patterson. Fitch was a huge negative recruiter of Texas under Patterson. It’s whatever but funny to think back on. There is a story about how he threw a fit in front of some high school coaches complaining that Charles Omenihu winning Big 12 defensive lineman of the year was “political”.
January 12, 20241 yr 1 minute ago, Hookem2147 said: Fitch was a huge negative recruiter of Texas under Patterson. It’s whatever but funny to think back on. There is a story about how he threw a fit in front of some high school coaches complaining that Charles Omenihu winning Big 12 defensive lineman of the year was “political”. I forgot about that! Also he mentioned Okam and Wright but I feel like that's being pushed more from former player side.
January 12, 20241 yr Popular Post On it's surface, I'm not interested in anyone from Tech's staff on general fucking principle.
January 12, 20241 yr Ogeron would be a home run hire. Same with Roach. I could be talked into a couple of others
January 12, 20241 yr To further add to what I posted earlier: Bobby says he can't give odds but unless Coach O comes out and says he's not interested he thinks Coach O is a real possibility as of yesterday. Edited January 12, 20241 yr by BurntOrange&White
January 12, 20241 yr 1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said: To further add to what I posted earlier: Bobby says he can't give odds but unless Coach O comes out and says he's not interested he thinks Coach O is a real possibility as of yesterday. By this logic, I, also, am a real possiblity.
January 12, 20241 yr 10 minutes ago, Post Oak said: Ogeron would be a home run hire. Same with Roach. I could be talked into a couple of others You do realize you don’t have a choice in the matter, right? You’ll accept it and be Surly about it, regardless of who it is.
January 12, 20241 yr 5 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said: You do realize you don’t have a choice in the matter, right? You’ll accept it and be Surly about it, regardless of who it is. What is your favorite memory of Mike Stoops’ coaching tenure at UT?
January 12, 20241 yr 20 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said: I forgot about that! Also he mentioned Okam and Wright but I feel like that's being pushed more from former player side. The players may want them, but Texas has not had a good history with former players starting with David McWilliams. Giles is the only decent one I can think of. Major was average at best. With all the criticism of Gideon it seems odd. And neither Okam or Wright have a huge history of success at teaching and motivating.
January 12, 20241 yr 2 minutes ago, Hard Times said: The players may want them, but Texas has not had a good history with former players starting with David McWilliams. Giles is the only decent one I can think of. Major was average at best. With all the criticism of Gideon it seems odd. And neither Okam or Wright have a huge history of success at teaching and motivating. Dont they? I guess all those hirings up the ladder and into the NFL dont count as "history of success teaching and motivating." Guess you think they were all Peter Principled?
January 12, 20241 yr 1 minute ago, troph said: Go get the Bama DL coach and be done with it Orgeron seemed ridiculous, but Bobby keeps bringing him up. Hard to know if he is the same level of coach that he was a decade ago when he was coaching DL, but if he is, he is an upgrade. He was an absolute witch on the recruiting trail, which nobody can explain. He was a great developer.
January 12, 20241 yr 2 minutes ago, Teryor said: FCB saw the tweets from the accounts.... Edited January 12, 20241 yr by BurntOrange&White
January 12, 20241 yr 30 minutes ago, UncleSonny said: What is your favorite memory of Mike Stoops’ coaching tenure at UT? That it was shorter than Mark Stoops' at Texas A&M.
January 12, 20241 yr Popular Post 1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said: Per Bobby 3 names he has been given: Freddie Roach(Alabama) - If he doesn't stay at Bama Texas is interested in him. Ed Orgeron - Fluid situation but he had some interesting verbiage when he was talking about him. Makes me believe this may be the guy Sark has for his 1st in line for the job. Zarnell Fitch(Tech) - A recommendation from Patterson. I mean absolutely Orgeron should be the 1st call. 1) History with Sarkisian 2) Recruiting, especially in Louisiana 3) Good coach 4) Ultimate fuck you to LSU 5) Joy it will bring to this board.
January 12, 20241 yr Popular Post Orgeron in the cotton bowl tunnel surrounded by dirt burglars fans would make for some legendary content.
January 12, 20241 yr 24 minutes ago, Codaxx said: Orgeron seemed ridiculous, but Bobby keeps bringing him up. Hard to know if he is the same level of coach that he was a decade ago when he was coaching DL, but if he is, he is an upgrade. He was an absolute witch on the recruiting trail, which nobody can explain. He was a great developer. A guy who played the game, obviously loves to have fun, will say anything, and slays pussy will always be popular with football players.
January 12, 20241 yr 2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said: I mean absolutely Orgeron should be the 1st call. 1) History with Sarkisian 2) Recruiting, especially in Louisiana 3) Good coach 4) Ultimate fuck you to LSU 5) Joy it will bring to this board. If Ed wants a relatively easy compared to his past HC gig jobs job where he can just do what he does awesome and have fun recruiting and winning I don’t think it’s a bad fit. Listening to his interviews his outlook is very conducive to taking a job like this at this stage of his career.
January 12, 20241 yr 35 minutes ago, UncleSonny said: What is your favorite memory of Mike Stoops’ coaching tenure at UT? It’s like it never happened.
January 12, 20241 yr Popular Post Orgeron and Banks both being on staff at Texas would be such a culture flip from the Mack Brown days its hard to comprehend. I hope it happens.
January 12, 20241 yr 1 minute ago, Tex Pete said: A guy who played the game, obviously loves to have fun, will say anything, and slays pussy will always be popular with football players. how do you know? Can anyone actually understand a word he says?
January 12, 20241 yr Just now, immamac said: If Ed wants a relatively easy compared to his past HC gig jobs job where he can just do what he does awesome and have fun recruiting and winning I don’t think it’s a bad fit. Listening to his interviews his outlook is very conducive to taking a job like this at this stage of his career. His fiance/wife might want to live in a good metro area like Austin as well!
January 12, 20241 yr 2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said: His fiance/wife might want to live in a good metro area like Austin as well! Get him a house on the lake and he can bang all the divorcees too. Everyone wins.
January 12, 20241 yr 6 minutes ago, Codaxx said: how do you know? Can anyone actually understand a word he says? similar language to the above tv personality.
January 12, 20241 yr Coach O at UT? Count me the fuck in. Every team, from peewee to the NFL, needs a crazy coach.
January 12, 20241 yr Just now, pearlandhorn said: Coach O at UT? Count me the fuck in. Every team, from peewee to the NFL, needs a crazy coach. We already have one whose stripper girlfriend's pole-dance-partner monkey bit a kid on Halloween. I mean, a Doctor of Neighborhood was there to save the day, but the powder keg of crazy we're already sitting on is formidable. And I fully support adding to it.
January 12, 20241 yr morehornsepower to GenAI: how would Ed Orgeron say "GET IN THE MOTHERFUCKER!!!"? https://tenor.com/view/farmer-fran-waterboy-gif-14901637 Edited January 12, 20241 yr by morehornsepower
January 12, 20241 yr Just now, bad_teammate said: We already have one whose stripper girlfriend's pole-dance-partner monkey bit a kid on Halloween. I mean, a Doctor of Neighborhood was there to save the day, but the powder keg of crazy we're already sitting on is formidable. And I fully support adding to it. To be fair, we haven't heard from Pole Assassin and the monkey in a few years. We need some cajun in Austin.
January 12, 20241 yr 5 minutes ago, Longhornlove said: similar language to the above tv personality. That is great. I forgot they call him the Cookie Monster
January 12, 20241 yr 5 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said: This is why Norvell's odds for the bama job suddenly spiked Norvell leaves... Prime goes to FSU
January 12, 20241 yr 4 minutes ago, LTtxfan said: Norvell leaves... Prime goes to FSU Deon would take the FSU job without hesitation.
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