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2 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

Where is Jeff fisch going?

Possibly Washington???

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  • Totally. Hiring a guy who was drafted by Nick Saban, coached by Dan Quinn, worked under Bo Davis for three years, has eight years of experience coaching the position in college, has recruited the stat

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    I will douse BurntOrange&White and BillFromLakeTravis in gasoline and set them on fire to retain Bo Davis while getting rid of Terry Joseph. 

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2 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

Where is Jeff fisch going?

Think he’s a top candidate at UW but wouldn’t be surprised if the NFL was trying to bring him back 

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

He’s allegedly the top candidate for Washington

https://tucson.com/sports/college/football/wildcats/jedd-fisch-arizona-wildcats-football-contract-extension-washington-huskies-tennessee-titans/article_a1ce317c-b253-11ee-9ebe-93d02b3d1958.html

Sounds like he took himself out of the Washington race

Also, forgot to mention but Fisch is a notorious dickhead so it's not a surprise that coaches are fleeing from him

25 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Hooiii leeeeeee fuck 

 

our DBs are gonna turn their heads around boys 

Hope we hired a good chiropractor and sports masseuse. Their necks aren’t used to rotation. 

7 minutes ago, pacman said:

I am sure Gideon will be glad to have a mentor in place. He only had one year of experience coaching safeties prior to joining Texas.

This is what gives me hope, that he can provide another point of view without Gideon or Joseph feeling like he is a threat to their jobs.  More likely they will listen.

2 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

 

Rod B’s Duane Akina impression incoming 

Any ideas on DL coach? Clint Hurtt is available and there’s a Sark-Pete Carroll connection.

52 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Babers and Bobby have a direct connection to team now….will know whatever they need to about defensive side 

Are you under the impression that Burton didn’t have direct resources in the program? Are you for real?

50 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I saw that movie for the first time last week! Very grimy, very funny.

I saw it once about 5 years ago and thought it was one of the dumbest, most overrated movies I’d ever seen. Just awful. 

19 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

If you weren’t watching Babers before, it’s time to start. 

I like me some Babers. My favorite analyst. "Go 'Stros!!!"

He did it, at Texas and the NFL. Card carrying member of DBU, practiced and played w/ Michael Huff, Nathan Vasher, Quentin Jammer, etc. He earned the right to offer his opinion a long time ago.

He talked about the talent and competition when he played here; he wasn't the biggest, fastest, strongest, nothing-est. If he played, it was because he worked the hard-est, on and off the field. He's a film study, numbers kinda guy. 

He is adamant about pressing and covering receivers; If you can, you do, if you can't, you don't. He knew the weakness on this team a long time ago.

I imagine Rod is pretty stoked right now, with the DB recruiting/transfer haul and w/ his mentor coming back to influence all who will listen.

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2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Are you under the impression that Burton didn’t have direct resources in the program? Are you for real?

I saw it once about 5 years ago and thought it was one of the dumbest, most overrated movies I’d ever seen. Just awful. 

You say some pretty great stuff, and then you say some really stupid, stupid stuff. 

4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Are you under the impression that Burton didn’t have direct resources in the program? Are you for real?

I saw it once about 5 years ago and thought it was one of the dumbest, most overrated movies I’d ever seen. Just awful. 

No I’m not. But we will have real time into the team with those connections. For instance Akina was texting Bobby about Nansen in real time about the hire. 

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3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Are you under the impression that Burton didn’t have direct resources in the program? Are you for real?

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5 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

You say some pretty great stuff, and then you say some really stupid, stupid stuff. 

But mostly awesome stuff. 

We’ve been through this before. You oldsters severely overrate comedies from the late 70’s into the very early 80’s. The Blue Brothers is pure garbage. Unwatchable poo. 

15 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

But mostly awesome stuff. 

We’ve been through this before. You oldsters severely overrate comedies from the late 70’s into the very early 80’s. The Blue Brothers is pure garbage. Unwatchable poo. 

This could really turn into an annoying thread diversion, so I won’t name the awesome movies from that era, but yes, I agree: Blues Brothers does nothing for me, and I’m sure I’m in the age group CTJ is referencing.

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25 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I saw it once about 5 years ago and thought it was one of the dumbest, most overrated movies I’d ever seen. Just awful. 

The movie you're looking for where this is true is National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Holy shit was that a crude, boring slog.

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

The movie you're looking for where this is true is National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Holy shit was that a crude, boring slog.

And here we go…

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3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

The movie you're looking for where this is true is National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Holy shit was that a crude, boring slog.

You’re overall a solid poster, but you can get fucked right now.

1 hour ago, Mother mopar said:

D. akina is coming back in an off-field role to Texas per Bobby.

Holy shit. We can cover in Zone again?

Just now, South Austin said:

You’re overall a solid poster, but you can get fucked right now.

He probably thinks Harold and Kumar is the best ever. 

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

The movie you're looking for where this is true is National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Holy shit was that a crude, boring slog.

In the words of the Virgin Mary: “come again?”

Get the fuck out of here with that silliness. 

wow, first he talks shit about our discussions about Tex and registering for classes, now he's trying to say Blues Brothers is vastly superior to Christmas Vacation.  fatwa time 

3 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Holy shit. We can cover in Zone again?

Akina was/is a man guy.

9 minutes ago, texifornia said:

The movie you're looking for where this is true is National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Holy shit was that a crude, boring slog.

You bring solid energy but don't you ever insult a National Lampoon movie like this again.

I’d really like to get a group together in person for some riveting discussions on registration and the Blues Brothers and so I can brutally murder each and every one of you.  Does anyone know a good spot for us to meet up?

12 minutes ago, texifornia said:

The movie you're looking for where this is true is National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Holy shit was that a crude, boring slog.

Why do you support terrorism

5 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Akina was/is a man guy.

This move brings me hope for the secondary - the defense did generally better when they were playing PK’s preferred Cover 1 man/press.  Sark notoriously mentioned Joseph’s Cover 4 scheme when he hired him. 
 

let Joseph & Gideon recruit and let Akina coach man for fuck’s sake

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13 minutes ago, texifornia said:

The movie you're looking for where this is true is National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Holy shit was that a crude, boring slog.

You’re really going to set the boomers who spout one liners from this movie all holiday season off with this one. 

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

You’re really going to set the boomers who spout one liners from this movie all holiday season off with this one. 

SHITTERS FULL

Blues brothers is not good. I’m convinced people only claim to like it because they think they’re supposed to.

The whole “let’s  gather some of the greatest musicians in the world and have them play background for two SNL dipshits with little to no musical talent” is a hard pass for me.

Yeah, loving Blues Brothers and hating  Christmas Vacation raises a lot of questions about texifornia's childhood. That's some weird shit. Now personally I don't hate Blues Brothers, it's fairly average with some good moments. But the above opinion is wild. 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

I saw that movie for the first time last week! Very grimy, very funny.

so, not Amish anymore?

18 minutes ago, texifornia said:

The movie you're looking for where this is true is National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Holy shit was that a crude, boring slog.

Is this the thread where we talk shit about John Hughes movies?

Just now, Michael Knight said:

Is this the thread where we talk shit about John Hughes movies?

No because those are generally better than both of the referenced movies. 

Sorry guys real news here

Roach off the board and disappointingly staying at Bama

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Yeah, loving Blues Brothers and hating  Christmas Vacation raises a lot of questions about texifornia's childhood.

It’s been apparent for some time that he was molested.

2 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Sorry guys real news here

Roach off the board and disappointingly staying at Bama

He and DeBoer bonded over their mutual love of The Blues Brothers, Alan Jackson, and green beans.

On a recent OTF video Bob Shipley spent several minutes singing the praises of Oscar Giles, saying that he is a grinder and a great recruiter.

 

I'm starting to get worried.

53 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Are you under the impression that Burton didn’t have direct resources in the program? Are you for real

It's BO&W, our own resident Ian Boyd, so probably not.

I assume he's mad he didn't think of the RoJo to LB move on his own.

18 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Sorry guys real news here

Roach off the board and disappointingly staying at Bama

Annoying because he would’ve been a good add, more annoying because likely reduces attrition 

15 minutes ago, Yesh said:

On a recent OTF video Bob Shipley spent several minutes singing the praises of Oscar Giles, saying that he is a grinder and a great recruiter.

 

I'm starting to get worried.

Bob Shipley is just conversation filler so that Bobby isn’t ranting to himself. Whenever they bring Shipley on he always talks in these almost message board platitudes, frankly even given his ties to the program he seems to shave an equal amount of information as surly does. 

46 minutes ago, texifornia said:

The movie you're looking for where this is true is National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Holy shit was that a crude, boring slog.

 

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27 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Sorry guys real news here

Roach off the board and disappointingly staying at Bama

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Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

Sark is bringing in an NFL guy. I think. 

Curious if "NFL guy," is a clever guise for Okam. Didn't he get fired twice in the NFL before going back to CFB with Toledo?

Giles is such a great coach that whenever he isn’t at Texas he always somehow ends up at schools Wyoming or Houston or LA Tech or SMU.

Makes you wonder 

Sorry guys real news here
Roach off the board and disappointingly staying at Bama
The DL hire is done and it's someone in the NFL perry Bobby.
2 hours ago, Teryor said:

Olds gonna be happy

Arizona board gonna be hilarious, they were saying he was next up for DC, never wanted to leave, and was the reason for Nansen's success

I’m 44. Not sure where that puts me on the “olds” spectrum, but I’m pretty fucking gruntled. 

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