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1 hour ago, BornAndRaised said:

I have hated the Texans since I was a teen. When I went to see Peyton take them on in Houston Some random drunk slapped my ass walking by and tried to pick a fight. I was a fat and tall 14 year old but I've hated the fan base since then.

 

Anyway Rod Wright is assistant Dline coach with them now. Makes sense we have to wait for them to lose to announce. 

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  • Totally. Hiring a guy who was drafted by Nick Saban, coached by Dan Quinn, worked under Bo Davis for three years, has eight years of experience coaching the position in college, has recruited the stat

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    I will douse BurntOrange&White and BillFromLakeTravis in gasoline and set them on fire to retain Bo Davis while getting rid of Terry Joseph. 

  • He left A&M.

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5 hours ago, Js1 said:

This Sark guy might just know what he’s doing 

Paging 6th Street and Greenspoint…what do y’all think?

3 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

Paging 6th Street and Greenspoint…what do y’all think?

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2 hours ago, South Austin said:

They won a whole game.

So that'll be two Texas teams in the NFL playoffs next weekend, too. Right? RIGHT??!?!

4 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Akina back as an analyst? Was hoping he would actually be coaching on the field. 

Might be expecting or pushing Gideon to go somewhere 

2 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Might be expecting or pushing Gideon to go somewhere 

At the bare minimum, I hope Akina slaps Gideon upside his head at Denny's.

43 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

No one has ever said that and the 2nd point is just categorically wrong. Blues Brothers was never great, it was a curiosity nothing more and Stripes suffers from the same thing Full Metal Jacket suffers from; it falls apart in the 2nd half.

Every post you’ve ever made anywhere on the internet in your entire life has been wrong. 

Just now, UDontKnow said:

At the bare minimum, I hope Akina slaps Gideon upside his head at Denny's.

That's one way to get the DBs heads turned around ! 

Akina back as an analyst? Was hoping he would actually be coaching on the field. 
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2 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

That's one way to get the DBs heads turned around ! 

I don't think Gideon is the problem. 

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I’m happy that Akina is back in an analyst capacity. He apparently was really good in that role this season. On the field? Get a fucking grip. 

Honestly, give me as many intelligent and analytic old guys who love the sport in analyst roles as possible. Mix those with guys like Chryst, who still have a lot to contribute on the field if they can rehabilitate themselves, and you have a legitimate force added to the brain trust.

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

Whenever someone says a good old movie is over-rated, it should be considered in the context of when it was released.

Countless people have said Jaws sucks, Casablanca sucks, Star Wars sucks, etc. What they usually fail to realize is that in a world of ever-increasing dopamine, and more sophisticated and improved movie making, most good old movies suck by comparison.

In its time, a movie might have been great, but not be so great today. Blues Brothers is an interesting debate because when it came out it was great, for many different reasons. Today, the movie is ok but not great because humor has evolved. But the music is still great. 

Who's the motherfucker that says Casablanca sucks?  I want his scalp. 

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

Whenever someone says a good old movie is over-rated, it should be considered in the context of when it was released.

Countless people have said Jaws sucks, Casablanca sucks, Star Wars sucks, etc. What they usually fail to realize is that in a world of ever-increasing dopamine, and more sophisticated and improved movie making, most good old movies suck by comparison.

In its time, a movie might have been great, but not be so great today. Blues Brothers is an interesting debate because when it came out it was great, for many different reasons. Today, the movie is ok but not great because humor has evolved. But the music is still great. 

True. I am a big fan of the Flintstones, and it has nothing to do with the fact that I once dated Wilma in junior high school.

fuck wrong thread again

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52 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Every post you’ve ever made anywhere on the internet in your entire life has been wrong. 

Are you the one person who thinks Casablanca sucks?

Dan Quinn has a history with Sark and is a Dline coach historically...

45 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I’m happy that Akina is back in an analyst capacity. He apparently was really good in that role this season. On the field? Get a fucking grip. 

Honestly, give me as many intelligent and analytic old guys who love the sport in analyst roles as possible. Mix those with guys like Chryst, who still have a lot to contribute on the field if they can rehabilitate themselves, and you have a legitimate force added to the brain trust.

Sark and Kirby will be the heirs to the coaching rehab program

1 minute ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Dan Quinn has a history with Sark and is a Dline coach historically...

With the way this fucking Cowboys game is going he might be gettable after today   (/s) 

26 minutes ago, realgreggym said:

True. I am a big fan of the Flintstones, and it has nothing to do with the fact that I once dated Wilma in junior high school.

you trying to be Armybrat or something?? 

2 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Whenever someone says a good old movie is over-rated, it should be considered in the context of when it was released.

Countless people have said Jaws sucks, Casablanca sucks, Star Wars sucks, etc. What they usually fail to realize is that in a world of ever-increasing dopamine, and more sophisticated and improved movie making, most good old movies suck by comparison.

In its time, a movie might have been great, but not be so great today. Blues Brothers is an interesting debate because when it came out it was great, for many different reasons. Today, the movie is ok but not great because humor has devolved. But the music is still great. 

FIFY

BTW my uncle told me for years that easy rider and the graduate were great movies....I disagree strongly....

It seems like every time I log in here, I end up putting like 10 people on ignore.

5 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Akina was/is a man guy.

he's 40. possibly older even.

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6 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

It seems like every time I log in here, I end up putting like 10 people on ignore.

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24 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Dan Quinn has a history with Sark and is a Dline coach historically...

Must be true because the Cowboys secondary plays horrible defense.

21 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

It seems like every time I log in here, I end up putting like 10 people on ignore.

If everybody you meet is an asshole, you’re the asshole.

31 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

BTW my uncle told me for years that easy rider and the graduate were great movies....I disagree strongly....

Now hold on one fucking second.

28 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

It seems like every time I log in here, I end up putting like 10 people on ignore.

They must all hate Casablanca 

1 hour ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Dan Quinn has a history with Sark and is a Dline coach historically...

So does the current DL coach Aden Durden. They were all in Atlanta together. 

1 hour ago, TexasRenegade said:

FIFY

BTW my uncle told me for years that easy rider and the graduate were great movies....I disagree strongly....

Negged because I may be your uncle.

7 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

Sounds like he can recruit

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1 minute ago, blacklab said:

I'm going to start giving vacations for off topic posts in this thread.

No body fucking cares what you think about 40 year old movies.

Yeah! You tell em looch...er...I mean blacklab...

23 minutes ago, bwub60 said:

Sounds like he can recruit

Tell the best ones to just come to Texas

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Who's the motherfucker that says Casablanca sucks?  I want his scalp. 

Round up the usual suspects.

46 minutes ago, blacklab said:

I'm going to start giving vacations for off topic posts in this thread.

No body fucking cares what you think about 40 year old movies.

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2 hours ago, nineliveslost said:

you trying to be Armybrat or something?? 

No. I am younger. When I was a freshman at UT, Brat was a 6th year senior.

2 hours ago, Red Five said:

Now hold on one fucking second.

There's no accounting for taste. Perhaps this young man finds prime Anne Bancroft not in line with his tastes. As my dear daddy used to say there's something for everybody

12 hours ago, realgreggym said:

No. I am younger. When I was a freshman at UT, Brat was a 6th year senior.

You forgot to count his Covid year 

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2 minutes ago, Bamboozled73 said:

You forgot to count his Covid Spanish Flu year 

 

It’s like they all need a Spring Break 

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

I am not sure that Spain had invented the Spanish flu yet There was a disease that was transmitted through dinosaurs from China so he may have been infected with the China dinosaur flu/. 

On 1/13/2024 at 1:27 PM, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

This under the radar announcement is the equivalent of flipping the switch on the Death Star.

Complete alignment from Steve Sarkisian to Chris Del Conte to Jay Hartzell to Kevin Eltife; from the Head Football Coach to the Athletic Director to the President of the University to the Chairman of the Board of The University of Texas System (256,000 students, $29 Billion operating budget, $43 Billion Endowment).  Yes, Texas Football is important.

Gone are the days of the fiefdoms and personal agenda's and pissing matches and ignorance of the various factions that advocate their "support" of UT athletics.   (Please note the "7 win Steve" dip shits with the patience of a gnat are not in the chain of command.)

"...great to know we’re officially set for the future, but we’re going to need more gas…🤘" 

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"going to need more gas?"  >>>  Whatever happened before today, ... is not enough.

How long will it take?

I'm reminded of my talk with a pipeline contractor in the 80's.

"How long will it take to lay the pipeline?"

Pausing, as he looks towards the horizon, "Give me a 4 joint head start, and turn on the gas!"

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Starting to think R Wright is the new DL coach.. Keep hearing they have their guy and are waiting to announce. I think he is the only candidate mentioned that is still in the playoffs. 

31 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Starting to think R Wright is the new DL coach.. Keep hearing they have their guy and are waiting to announce. I think he is the only candidate mentioned that is still in the playoffs. 

 

 

When is the Super Bowl?

 

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