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I'm excited to be part of the UofA staff.  I'll say the same to UT.

 

What?

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  • He left A&M.

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4 minutes ago, Yesh said:

I'm excited to be part of the UofA staff.  I'll say the same to UT.

 

What?

Scheer doesn’t know what it means either. Lol

 

1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

“I have NO SOURCES!”

At least we know Coach Akina doesn’t talk to himself.

Dementia-related psychosis is a thing. See Akina's last tweet.

Does this mean he considers himself a consultant and not an analyst and is willing to collect a check from both?

Maybe the "job" he and his brothers have to "finish" is cleaning out his office before he moves to Austin?

1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

Dementia-related psychosis is a thing. See Akina's last tweet.

What’s his last tweet? I presume this is because I don’t have “X,” but when I visit his page, it’s a jumbled timeline like all accounts seem to be. 

Just now, Vito Andolini said:

What’s his last tweet? I presume this is because I don’t have “X,” but when I visit his page, it’s a jumbled timeline like all accounts seem to be. 

At the top of this page.

Maybe it’s a split custody thing 

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25 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Maybe it’s a split custody thing 

So our DBs will only turn their heads every other weekend?

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Duane Akina posts on Surly under the handle LtTxFan 

18 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

So our DBs will only turn their heads every other weekend?

Once a month once U of A sees the new sidepiece. 

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35 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

 

 

 

Duane Akina posts on Surly under the handle LtTxFan 

Akina posts like everyone's 70 year old parent or grandparent on twitter or Facebook. No wonder all the fucking olds here love him. 

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1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Akina posts like everyone's 70 year old parent or grandparent on twitter or Facebook. No wonder all the fucking olds here love him. 

I'll have YOU KNOW my GRANKIDS are the MOST adorable children on THE PLANET.

11 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

I'll have YOU KNOW my GRANKIDS are the MOST adorable children on THE PLANET.

👶😍🙏

 

11 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

I'll have YOU KNOW my GRANKIDS are the MOST adorable children on THE PLANET.

That's solid. I was also thinking of the 4-5 unprompted novels that often get written to complete strangers, as well.

3 hours ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

 

 

I’m truly excited for this opportunity to marry the love of my life. I’ll say the same to my ex.

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Akina posts like everyone's 70 year old parent or grandparent on twitter or Facebook. No wonder all the fucking olds here love him. 

My wife and I took all my MIL’s Facebook posts and made it into a book, which we gave out as Xmas gifts one year. 

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4 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

My wife and I took all my MIL’s Facebook posts and made it into a book, which we gave out as Xmas gifts one year. 

I prefer not to document my parents descent into paranoia and their journey to becoming openly and proudly racist.

3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I prefer not to document my parents descent into paranoia and their journey to becoming openly and proudly racist.

This.  It would be a very depressing exercise.

4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I prefer not to document my parents descent into paranoia and their journey to becoming openly and proudly racist.

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7 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I prefer not to document my parents descent into paranoia and their journey to becoming openly and proudly racist.

That was the beauty of MIL’s posts - they were the most mundane things and she inadvertently and invariably would type them out in verse form, so they read like poetry, but the subject matter was always stuff like the nice flowers you could get at Costco or whether anyone had any recommendations for garage door repairs. And she’d “like” her own stuff and respond to herself. 

1 minute ago, Hank Chinaski said:

And she’d “like” her own stuff and respond to herself. 

Is that kind of thing looked upon poorly?  So I can make some other people aware, I mean. 

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is that kind of thing looked upon poorly?  So I can make some other people aware, I mean. 

Not sure but it struck me as hilarious. 

7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is that kind of thing looked upon poorly?  So I can make some other people aware, I mean. 

Nah, queen. Be your own biggest fan. 

18 hours ago, cochamps said:

I was going to say Quandre Diggs, but it looks like he plays safety now.

 

already covered...

this is the problem in a nutshell.  our good corners get converted to safety in the NFL.  It'd be nice if our good corners remained as good corners in the NFL.

2 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

My wife and I took all my MIL’s Facebook posts and made it into a book, which we gave out as Xmas gifts one year. 

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2 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

My wife and I took all my MIL’s Facebook posts and made it into a book, which we gave out as Xmas gifts one year. 

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13 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

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3 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

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There's actually at least one thread for this

2 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

There's actually at least one thread for this

Welcome to one more bruther

2 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

My wife and I took all my MIL’s Facebook posts and made it into a book, which we gave out as Xmas gifts one year. 

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5 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

Duane Akina posts on Surly under the handle LtTxFan 

 

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When Butch Jones was fired at Tennessee, Brady Hoke was named interim coach and apparently lobbied to the AD, John Currie, for the permanent job in text messages that were later obtained in a FOIA request:

“JOHN I HOPE YOU DO KNOW I WOULD LIKE TO BE YOUR HEAD FOOTBALL COACH I DO KNOW THE ENVIRONMENT WE LIVE IN AND WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE AT TENNESSEE!”
 

https://saturdaytradition.com/michigan-football/hoke-texts-former-tennessee-ad/

I get that same energy from Akina. 

Holton Hill started as a rookie but couldnt pass a drug test and washed out

I don't think Akina understands how co-Defensive Coordinator is supposed to work

31 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

I don't think Akina understands how co-Defensive Coordinator is supposed to work

I don’t think he understands how CAPS LOCK works. 

Just need him to post an upside picture and we’ll have proof he’s Armybrat.

4 hours ago, Duane Moore said:

When Butch Jones was fired at Tennessee, Brady Hoke was named interim coach and apparently lobbied to the AD, John Currie, for the permanent job in text messages that were later obtained in a FOIA request:

“JOHN I HOPE YOU DO KNOW I WOULD LIKE TO BE YOUR HEAD FOOTBALL COACH I DO KNOW THE ENVIRONMENT WE LIVE IN AND WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE AT TENNESSEE!”
 

https://saturdaytradition.com/michigan-football/hoke-texts-former-tennessee-ad/

I get that same energy from Akina. 

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